Ivan Ooze Quotes in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

Ivan Ooze: Ah, here comes that cute little Pink Ranger to the rescue.

Goldar: Oh, you think she's cute, too, huh?

Rocky DeSantos: Well, pack your bags. 'Cause we're sending you back right where you came from.

Ivan Ooze: Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 6,000 years.

Kimberly Hart: You obviously don't know how who you're dealing with, Mr. Raisin Head.

Ivan Ooze: Really?

Tommy Oliver: Yeah. We're the Power Rangers!

Ivan Ooze: Whoo! Where's my autograph book? Ha! Power Rangers, huh? So, Zordon's still using a bunch of kids to do his dirty work. Well, meet my kids.

[raises his army of Oozelings]

Ivan Ooze: What is that odious stench? Smells like teenagers.

Ivan Ooze: Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.

Zordon: You haven't changed, Ooze. You're still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.

Ivan Ooze: Oh, put a sock in it, Z. Ten minutes out of the egg, and I'm already listening to one of your lectures. You locked me up into your stuffy little hyper-lock chamber and tossed me away into the depths like yesterday's trash. Do you have any idea what it's like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years? It's boring. Not to mention I had a Charley horse since the Renaissance.

Zordon: You won't get away with this, Ooze.

Ivan Ooze: You robbed me of my prime. I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire of the universe, and now it's time to pay the piper.

Goldar: Oh, no! It's the Zords!

Ivan Ooze: Yeah, Zords-Schmords. I'll crush them like roaches.

Ivan Ooze: Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer.

Mordant: Would you like me to make a few calls?

Ivan Ooze: No need. I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove.

Goldar: Uh, no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.

Mordant: [burps]

Ivan Ooze: Well, I suppose you'll be the experts on that.

Ivan Ooze: [grabs Mordant's snout] You forget. I'm a master of disguise.

Mordant: How could I forget? I never knew.

Ivan Ooze: First, I'll turn them into zombies and them order them to dig up my Ectomorphicons.

Goldar: Uh, how you going to do that?

Ivan Ooze: By showing them the wonders of the wicked with a little bit of Ivan's ooze.

Rita Repulsa: What? You spent 2,000 years looking for a tub of snot?

Lord Zedd: Patience, motormouth. Watch.

[the slime oozes out of the egg and morphs into Ivan Ooze]

Ivan Ooze: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ooze is back!

Rita Repulsa: He's so handsome.

Ivan Ooze: Why, thank you.

Rita Repulsa: You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!

[Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth]

Lord Zedd: Finally someone shut her up!

Ivan Ooze: Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader. And I pick... me!

Lord Zedd: Who does this clown think he's dealing with?

Ivan Ooze: The Boogeyman is taking over.

Ivan Ooze: [sits on Zedd's throne]

Lord Zedd: Nobody double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!

Lord Zedd: [zaps Ivan with his Z staff]

Ivan Ooze: Oh, stop it! It tickles! My turn.

Ivan Ooze: [shrinks Zedd and Rita into a snow-dome]

Rita Repulsa: Way to go, bonehead!

Lord Zedd: It's getting so you can't trust anyone in the galaxy.

Goldar: We got them now, boss.

[pats Ivan on his shoulder]

Ivan Ooze: Touch me again, you'll be chicken wings in the morning.

Ivan Ooze: [to Goldar and Mordant] Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!

[shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome]

Lord Zedd: Goldar, get us out of here!

Rita Repulsa: Don't you listen to that purple booger!

Lord Zedd: Don't you dare betray me!

Goldar: Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.

Mordant: You said it. They stink.

Ivan Ooze: [after Entering the Command Center] Gee, pretty fancy-schmancy. I guess if you invest your money well in 60 centuries, you can buy yourself something pretty nice.

Lord Zedd: I want you to destroy Zordon so that my evil once again remain supreme!

Ivan Ooze: I will not only destroy him. I will obliterate his entire legacy. It will be as Zordon of Eltar never existed.

Rita Repulsa: Finally, a *real* man.

Goldar: So, what are we going to do about the Power Rangers, o' my hideous one?

Ivan Ooze: Ah, yes. The Power Rangers.

[snorts and spits out a blob of purple slime]

Mordant: Good distance.

Goldar: Yeah.

[the purple slime morph into 10 Tengu Warriors]

Ivan Ooze: Shut your beaks! Now, my Tengu Warriors, you will fly to Phados, you will find the Power Rangers, and you will tear them apart!

Ivan Ooze: So they've all been destroyed?

Tengu Warrior: Well, we were about to destroy them.

Ivan Ooze: What? You didn't kill them? You call yourselves Tengu Warriors? You are Tengu curses! I should have you all stuffed and roasted!

Tengu Warrior: But, master, there was this monster with huge sticks. It kept twirling them around.

Ivan Ooze: Sticks? Did these sticks have a whistling sound?

Tengu Warrior: Well, it was more like nails on a chalkboard.

Ivan Ooze: Dulcea. That miserable, manipulating, loathsome she-devil of a witch! If she leads them to the Great Power, everything will be ruined.

Tengu Warrior: You want us to take another whack at it?

Ivan Ooze: How about taking another quack at it?

[zaps the 10 Tengu warriors with a purple lightning bolt, they explode into black and purple feathers]

Ivan Ooze: No time to waste. My Ectomorphicon machines must be unearthed by sundown.

Ivan Ooze: Have you hugged your Zords today? HA HA HA HA!

Ivan Ooze: [Ivan Ooze arrives at Lord Zedd's palace] Hi, Honey. I'm home.

Ivan Ooze: From this moment forth the world as you know it shall cease to exist. Welcome to my nightmare!

Kimberly Hart: Um, you haven't by any chance seen a morphological being lurking around here?

Security guard: Morphological being?

Kimberly Hart: Yeah.

Security guard: What the heck is that? Wait a second. Did it look something like this?

[Morphs into Ivan Ooze]

Kimberly Hart: [the Rangers jump back] Ew, gross.

Ivan Ooze: You're too kind. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the galactically feared, globally reviled, universally despised - they call me Ivan Ooze.

Ivan Ooze: Take it home in boxes. Take it home in cases. If your parents try to stop you, just throw it in their faces!

Ivan Ooze: Hi folks, Ivan Ooze here. Are you bored with your job? Are you bored with your life? Then come on down to Ooze City, and let's get STICKY!

Alpha 5: Ayiyiyiyi!

Zordon: Ivan's evil plot has taken shape. I just hope they're not too late.