Everybody Quotes in Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

Chris: Babysitting blues.

Sarah, Brad, Daryl: Baby, baby.

Chris: Babysitting blues.

Albert Collins: Now, there're nights

Chris: You swear you were born to lose. Yeah!

Albert Collins: Like tonight.

Chris, Albert Collins: And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes.

Albert Collins: Some guys are out to get them. And the girls's probably dead. She ain't got a nickel.

Sarah, Brad, Daryl: And we should be in bed!

Albert Collins: You're outta luck.

Chris: I got enough watching these guys. I've got the babysitting blues.

Everybody: Baby, baby.

Chris: Babysitting blues.

Everybody: Baby, baby.

Chris: Babysitting blues.

Rachel: Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?

Lil: Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody, do we serve water in this bar?

Everybody: Hell, no H2O!

[Dressed in tuxedos, every team member, except Willie, stands behind Home Plate and looks at us]

Everybody: Hello. Do you know us?

[Everybody, except Rick, puts on their caps]

Everybody: We're a Major League Baseball team.

Jake Taylor: But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, nobody recognizes us - not even in our own home town.

Eddie Harris: That's why we carry the American Express card.

Rick Vaughn: No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places.

Pedro Cerrano: [pointing to us] So if you're looking for some Big-League clout, apply for that little green home-run hitter.

Roger Dorn: Look what it's done for US. People still DON'T recognize us but...

[Roger snaps his fingers]

Lou Brown: We're contenders now.

[Also dressed in a tuxedo, Willie slides into home plate and holds up a green credit card]

Willie Mays Hayes: The American Express card: Don't steal home without it.

Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"

Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?

Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!

Everybody: Geddy Lee!

[Dave snaps photo]

Sue: Will you guys act in my film?

Everybody: What?

Sue: Will you guys act in my film?

Sukhi: [Everybody laughs] Hey... why're you guys laughing? I'm the hero of her film!