Mrs. Parker Quotes in Adventures in Babysitting (1987)


Mrs. Parker Quotes:

  • Mrs. Parker: That was Mrs. Anderson, she wants to know if you can babysit tonight.

    Chris: [sees the look Brenda gives her] No, tell her I can't.

    Mrs. Parker: Why not?

    Chris: Because I want to sit at home and be depressed.

    Brenda: Oh, sit for the Andersons, that'll depress anyone.

    Chris: Mom, I'm too old to babysit.

  • Smokey: Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.

    Craig JonesSmokey: Hi, Mrs. Parker.

    Mrs. Parker: Hi, boys.

    Smokey: [quieter, but still audible] When you gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker?

    Mrs. Parker: What you say, honey?

    Smokey: Huh? Nothing.

  • Mrs. Jones: [looks at Ms. Parker in a disgusted way and says to herself] Look at her... She know she ought to be ashamed of herself comin' out here lookin' like that.

    [Yells and Waves]

    Mrs. Jones: HEY GIRL!

    Mrs. Parker: [Waves back] Hey, how you doin'?

    Mrs. Jones: Fine I'm on my way to work.

    Mrs. Parker: Call me when you get home...

    Mrs. Jones: [fakely] OK...

  • Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

    Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

  • [Mr. Parker reads a side of the box with the prize that he won]

    Mr. Parker: Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!

    Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, honey.

    Mr. Parker: Huh? Oh, yeah.

    [nods in agreement]

  • Mrs. Parker: Randy, will you eat? There are starving people in China!

    Randy: [groans and shoves spoon into his mouth]

  • Mrs. Parker: Is that Holly I heard?

    Gloria Goodfellow: Holly? No.

    [Holly steps out of the van, zipping up her top]

    Holly Goodfellow: Good morning Mrs Parker.

  • Mr. Parker: Those kids again, Lee?

    Lee: We're doing a group project.

    Mrs. Parker: With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?

    Lee: Mom...

    Mr. Parker: Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school.

    Lee: Yeah.

    Mr. Parker: You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job. Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up, and want to crawl back into bed, and tell the world to go straight to hell.

    Mrs. Parker: We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.

    Mr. Parker: We've all worked hard together, Lee. So, what do you say champ? Hop in the car?

    Lee: ...It's for school.

  • Mrs. Parker: Ralphie you are going to get it!

    Ralph 'Ralphie' Parker: What did I do?

    Mrs. Parker: Don't give me that you tied Randy's feet together!

    Ralph 'Ralphie' Parker: Well he put his turtle in my oatmeal

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