Daryl Quotes in Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

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Daryl Quotes:

  • Chris: Hi. Um... My name is Chris Parker. I live in Oak Park. That's a suburb.

    Brad: They probably figured that out. Ha.

    Chris: This is Brad, Sara and Daryl. And we're in trouble.

    Daryl: Ain't no doubt.

    Chris: See, me and my boyfriend Mike, tonight's our anniversary. But then he went and cancelled. And now I'm stuck watching these three. And it's so hard...!

    Albert Collins: And it's so hard!

    Chris: Babysitting these guys.

    Band: She's got the...

    Chris: I got this call from Brenda. I went to pick her up. The tire had a blowout. And my mom's car got shot up.

    Sarah: And these guys started to chase us.

    Brad: And we all got hijacked. Ha!

    Daryl: We're cruising down the highway.

    Chris: In this big ol' Cadillac. And it's so hard!

    Albert Collins: And it's so hard!

    Chris: Babysitting these guys.

    Albert Collins: She got the babysitting blues.

    Band: Baby, baby. Babysitting blues.

    Chris: I've got the babysitting blues.

    Albert Collins: There's nights you swear you were born to lose. Like tonight. And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes.

    Chris: Some guys are out to get us.

    Daryl: And Brenda's probably dead.

    Brad: We ain't got a nickel.

    Albert Collins: And they should be in bed! And you outta luck.

    Chris: I got enough watching these guys. I've got the babysitting blues.

    SarahBradDaryl: Baby, baby.

  • Brad: [to Mike] You're such a loser!

    [nearby Daryl sighs; remembering the incident with the street gang on the subway train earlier]

    Daryl: Here we go again.

    Brad: I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend, but you've got her, and you treat her like this?

    Mike: Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.

    Brad: [grabs him by the collar] I'd love to hit you. I'd love to pound on your face!

    Mike: [taunting] Yeah? Go ahead.

    Brad: But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.

    Daryl: I will.

    [Daryl kicks Mike]

  • Chris: Now boys, if either of you give me any grief I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.

    Daryl: Raped?

    Chris: I'm too old for this crap.

  • Brad: Daryl, why are you hugging me?

    Daryl: Brad, don't you ever die on me! Ever!

    Brad: O.K. I won't.

  • Chris: [to Joe Gipp] Where are we going?

    Daryl: To hell! Kind of exciting, don't you think?

  • Daryl: What are you doing? I'm trying to get a date, you're cramping my style!

    Chris: She's too old for you.

    Teenage Runaway: Oh, and you're not.

    Chris: Well I'm his babysitter.

    Teenage Runaway: How old are you?

    Chris: 17.

    Teenage Runaway: Me too.

    Chris: You're 17? What are you doing on the street?

    Teenage Runaway: I ran away from home.

    Chris: [remembering why they came into the city in the first place] BRENDA!

  • Daryl: You gotta be shitting me.

    Chris: Watch your mouth!

    Daryl: Watch my mouth? You gotta be shitting me!

  • Chris: Brad? Sarah? That's not your parents' car is it?

    Sarah: Yes it is!

    Brad: Oh my God it is!

    Daryl: What are we going to do?

    Chris: Everybody duck!

    [the kids duck down and drive past the Andersons]

    Mrs. Anderson: Look at that lunatic! You know, Brad and Sarah are going to be driving in a couple of years and they'll be sharing the road with people like that.

    Chris: Brad, how fast do your parents drive?

    Brad: I don't know... forty-five?

    Chris: We'll go eighty.

    [Accelerates]

  • College Girl: I'm so lonely!

    Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?

    College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me!

    Daryl: Really?

    College Girl: Wanna go to bed?

  • Daryl: Don't touch it! It could get infected, Jesus! He could get anything - Tetanus, rabies, scabies, emphysema!

  • Daryl: The chick is losing it.

    Chris: I am not!

    Sarah: [to Daryl and Brad] You guys want some candy?

    [Brad takes the chocolate bar from Sara. Chris turns and knocks the candy bar from his hands]

    Chris: Brad, no chocolate! Your acne! Sara. It is time for your cough syrup. Daryl, fasten the seat belt!

    Sarah: She's definitely losing it.

    Chris: I am not losing anything, I am still in control here! Got it?

  • Daryl: Did you steal all of these cars?

    Joe Gipp: Yeah. It gets me some good money.

    Daryl: Isn't it kind of dangerous?

    Joe Gipp: Hey, I like danger, all right?

    Chris: You should try babysitting.

  • Daryl: Brad, you wouldn't believe what that girl would do for twenty bucks!

  • Daryl: This is weird.

    Chris: You're weird.

    Daryl: HAHAHAHAHA!

  • Chris: Babysitting blues.

    SarahBradDaryl: Baby, baby.

    Chris: Babysitting blues.

    Albert Collins: Now, there're nights

    Chris: You swear you were born to lose. Yeah!

    Albert Collins: Like tonight.

    ChrisAlbert Collins: And you wish your feet were walking in someone else's shoes.

    Albert Collins: Some guys are out to get them. And the girls's probably dead. She ain't got a nickel.

    SarahBradDaryl: And we should be in bed!

    Albert Collins: You're outta luck.

    Chris: I got enough watching these guys. I've got the babysitting blues.

    Everybody: Baby, baby.

    Chris: Babysitting blues.

    Everybody: Baby, baby.

    Chris: Babysitting blues.

  • Daryl: Mike what?

    Chris: Mike what what?

    Daryl: Mike what what what are we talking about? What's his last name?

    Chris: Toddwell. Are you writing a book?

    Daryl: Mike Toddwell? Do you know him?

    Brad: They go out.

    Daryl: He's got a red Camaro, right?

    Chris: Oh, gee, Daryl, are you a gear head and a sex fiend? Anyway, a lot of people have Camaros.

    Daryl: Yeah, but do a lot of people have the license plate "So Cool"?

    Chris: That's Mike.

    Daryl: He's the guy who beat me up last summer for touching his car, which I didn't do.

    Brad: That was him?

    Daryl: That was him!

    Chris: Mike wouldn't do that.

    Daryl: Yes, he would!

    Chris: He would not.

    Daryl: Yes, he would. He did. He kicked my ass. Wanna see the footprint?

    ChrisBradSarah: NO!

  • Brad: Uh... where's the spare?

    Daryl: Maybe it's on the car... you think?

  • Chris: What do you want?

    John Pruitt: I just want to help you.

    Daryl: Don't listen to him, he just wants to scrape our faces off.

  • Nurse: Dr. Nuhkbane, the guy with the stab wounds just died.

    Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.

    Chris: Oh, Doctor, we're looking for our friend.

    Dr. Nuhkbane: Your friend? Which one is he?

    Chris: Um, he's the one with the stab wounds.

    Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh dear.

    Chris: What?

    Dr. Nuhkbane: I'm sorry. Your friend is dead.

    Sarah: Dead?

    Daryl: Dead?

    Chris: Dead?

    [Chris faints]

  • Daryl: Ya think?

  • Chris: He's with Sesame Plexer! Oooh! She's such a sleeze!

    Daryl: He dumps you for some easy chick, and you get a night of hell. That doesn't seem very fair to me.

    Chris: Excuse me, I'll be right back.

    Daryl: This, I gotta see.

    Mike: You know, Ses. Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.

    Chris: Or twice in one night.

    Mike: Oh wow.

    Chris: How's your sister? Is she all better? You lied.

    Mike: No, I didn't!

    Chris: [Yelling] Don't lie!

    Mike: Get a grip! Jesus!

  • John Pruitt: My wife called the cops, I got a little banged up.

    Daryl: How's the car? Is the car alright?

    John Pruitt: Yeah, the car's fine. I got it down at Dawson's Garage. I paid to fix the windshield, that was my fault, but Dawson's gonna make you pay for the tire.

    Brad: How much?

    John Pruitt: Fifty bucks.

    Chris: [shocked] Fifty bucks?

    John Pruitt: Yeah, fifty bucks!

  • Pete: Great, we missed another one.

    [into the radio mic]

    Pete: Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?

    Daryl: [answering on the radio] 10-4.

    Jacob: We need a tornado.

    Pete: We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?

    Lucas: That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.

    Pete: Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?

    Jacob: Hockey, actually.

    Lucas: Really? I play lacrosse, man.

    Jacob: Really? No way.

    Pete: [laughing sarcastically] This is fun, just like a family road trip.

    Jacob: Did I miss something?

    Pete: No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.

    Jacob: Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?

  • Daryl: Doctor, What am I?

  • Daryl: What IS a hooker?

  • Daryl: What do you want?

  • Oliver: You're a kid in a costume. What are you going to do?

    Daryl: [grabs chainsaw] I'm going to get Claire.

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