Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. Quotes in Horrible Bosses (2011)

Dale Arbus: [walks into Julia's office, notices she is wearing nothing but heels, panties and her white jacket covering her breasts] Oh, shit!

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: [pushes a lock button on her desk to prevent Dale from leaving]

Dale Arbus: Uh, oh.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: [motions to the chair] Will you have a seat, Dale?

Dale Arbus: Do I have to?

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Please.

Dale Arbus: Sure.

[slowly and awkwardly takes his seat]

Dale Arbus: This is a little ridiculous, but...

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Look, Dale, you know... I know I like to fool around at work, right? And I might even, you know, I might even cross the line a bit. But the last thing I wanna do is-is make you uncomfortable. I mean, it's just not professional, you know? And I pride myself on being a professional. So from now on, what I would like you to do is just tell me, you know... when and if, uh, I cross the line. Okay?

Dale Arbus: Okay. Now.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: What?

Dale Arbus: Well, now, you're kinda crossing a line... because you're naked.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Uh... I'm not naked, Dale. Can you *see* my pussy?

Dale Arbus: [nervously] Hmm... true. Um... but I think, uh, even really saying the word..."pussy", that's...

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: That's crossing the line?

Dale Arbus: Little bit.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're starting to sound like a little faggot there, Dale.

Dale Arbus: There we go! That one's another one. Probably illegal thing to say, too.

Dale Arbus: [after Julia just showed him pictures of her cavorting him while he was unconscious] Rape. Rape, rape, this is what raping is. You're a raper, you've raped me. That's a rape! RAPE!

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Oh, just relax there, Jodie Foster. Your dick wasn't even hard.

Dale Arbus: That does not give me any relief.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: [after spraying Dale's crotch with water] Well Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised!

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're gonna give me that dong, Dale.

Dale Arbus: What?

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You are going to fuck my slutty little mouth.

Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Are you gonna slap me in the face with your cock?