Dave Harken Quotes in Horrible Bosses (2011)

Dave Harken: Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples!

Dave Harken: Listen to me, you stupid little runt. I OWN YOU. You're my BITCH! So don't walk around here thinking you have free will because you DON'T. I can break you anytime I want!

Dave Harken: [to cops] Please protect me from them! I have a wife - and a cat!

[from trailer]

Dave Harken: [Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison] Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.

Dave Harken: You options are.

Dale Arbus: Legal options.

Dave Harken: JACK SHIT.

Dale Arbus: I heard Jack Lebowitz is that an attorney I'm going to write that down Jack Lebowitz.

Kurt Buckman: Got to be can we get his contact info please.

Dave Harken: BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS! And your fathers had no balls. You were all a product of generations of ball-less men who were either too weak or too frightened to stand up and take what's theirs. And one day you will pass on your empty shriveled sacks to your own pitiful offspring!