Dr. Julia Hoffman Quotes in Dark Shadows (2012)

Barnabas Collins: [holds a fork] I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware.

Roger Collins: How can you tell? Those are exact replicas.

Barnabas Collins: Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch.

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Is he for real?

Barnabas Collins: [enters Dr Hoffman's laboratory] We must intensify our efforts! I have an urgent need to be human again!

[stops short as he sees Julia injecting herself with blood]

Dr. Julia Hoffman: I can explain...

Barnabas Collins: My God! You're not using your blood to make me human. You're using my blood to make yourself immortal!

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Barnabas, you have a gift. You better get a hold over yourself...

Barnabas Collins: The Collins family took you in and bestowed their sacred trust upon you, and you brazenly betray that trust?

Dr. Julia Hoffman: I'm sorry. I just didn't want to grow old. I want to be beautiful, and I want to live forever like you.

Barnabas Collins: I am afraid that is out of the question!

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Please forgive me! You're a good man! You're a gentleman! Please, please...

Barnabas Collins: Madam, I am neither good nor gentle! And I do not forgive!

[bites her]

[Barnabas stares at a lava lamp]

Barnabas Collins: What is that thing?

Dr. Julia Hoffman: It's a lamp.

Barnabas Collins: It looks like a pulsating blood urn!

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Barnabas, may I hypnotize you?

Barnabas Collins: Madam, I do not believe that remotely possi...

[falls asleep]

Dr. Julia Hoffman: How would you describe Liverpool?

Barnabas Collins: Filthy!

Dr. Julia Hoffman: David believes his mother is a celestial immortality. Fascinating.

Barnabas Collins: I do not feel as though I am becoming more human.

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Give it some time.

Barnabas Collins: Time, Doctor, I have an unfortunate excess of.

Professor T. Eliot Stokes: What about the others - and the death of Carolyn Stoddard? Are we simply to forgive and forget those merely because you're attempting to cure the monster responsible?

Dr. Julia Hoffman: He is not a monster!

Dr. Julia Hoffman: I can cure you. I can make you a normal human being.

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Barnabas, your face!