Roger Collins Quotes in Dark Shadows (2012)

Barnabas Collins: [holds a fork] I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware.

Roger Collins: How can you tell? Those are exact replicas.

Barnabas Collins: Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch.

Dr. Julia Hoffman: Is he for real?

[Barnabas hoists up Roger]

Roger Collins: What are you d...?

Barnabas Collins: I am about to do something so repellent, it sickens me to my very core!... I am going to give you a choice: you can either devote every waking moment to being an exemplary father to young David.

Roger Collins: Or...?

Barnabas Collins: Or you can leave, with sufficient funds to provide for the rest of your life.

Barnabas Collins: The Collins have always held the biggest and most expensive balls.

Roger Collins: That's what I've been saying, this family needs more balls!

Barnabas Collins: Balls are demonstration of power. Balls are how the ruling class remains ruling class.

Roger Collins: Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls.

Barnabas Collins: Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.

Roger Collins: Alright, Loomis, you can pick up your pay in the morning.

Willie Loomis: Alright, I'll get my pay, in the morning-but I'll get a lot more than that... before then!