Willie Loomis Quotes in Dark Shadows (2012)

Willie Loomis: Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins.

Clarney: Collins? And uh, why does a Collins want to talk to me?

Barnabas Collins: To offer you a contract.

Clarney: I have a contract. With Angel Bay.

Barnabas Collins: And if I told you I could offer you a better one?

Clarney: Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.

Barnabas Collins: Hear me, future dweller, you will be my loyal servant, until such time as I release you.

Willie Loomis: So what's first, master?

Barnabas Collins: You will cleanse me, miscreant.

[as Dr Hoffman's body is dumped]

Barnabas Collins: I don't have to tell you, Willie, that if you breathe a word of this to anyone, I shall have to kill you in a most unpleasant manner.

Willie Loomis: Don't worry Mr. B, I never liked the bitch anyway...

Willie Loomis: [drunk] It's October. S'why there's punkins.

Victoria Winters: Hello. My name is Victoria Winters.

Willie Loomis: Congratulations.

Willie Loomis: Fire. Murder. Angry mob. Run!

Willie Loomis: [brandishes an axe] You're gonna have to go through me!

[Angelique hurls him aside]

Willie Loomis: The Madonnas rest high above / The lion's head watches the dove / And in the womb beneath the hill / A blazing light grows bright and still.

Roger Collins: Alright, Loomis, you can pick up your pay in the morning.

Willie Loomis: Alright, I'll get my pay, in the morning-but I'll get a lot more than that... before then!