Dorothy Baker Quotes in Sixteen Candles (1984)

[ring-ring, no one answers the phone... ]

Jake: [as he hangs up] Ahh, eat me.

Howard: Who was it? Well what did they want?

Dorothy Baker: [shocked] Sex.

Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?

Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?

[laughing]

Long Duk Dong: [Imitating race car. Imitating crash] Wreck. Big wreck.

Dorothy Baker: Why, you little scuzzbag!

[She kicks Dong in the groin]

Dorothy Baker: [to Sam and Long Duk Dong] Wait a minute. I have a wonderful idea! Would you like to go to the dance with Sam?