Brenda Baker Quotes in Sixteen Candles (1984)

Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.

Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.

Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?

Samantha: I can remember lots of things.

[the bride arrives at the church, obviously out of it]

Brenda Baker: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.

Ginny: Try *four*.

Brenda Baker: Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.

Samantha: It's okay. I'll recover.

Brenda Baker: It's important to you. And yesterday morning, you were trying to tell me.

[Sniffling]

Samantha: It's okay, Mom. These things sometimes happen.

Brenda Baker: Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.

Samantha: You'll feel better.

Mike Baker: Who died?

Brenda Baker: Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister?

Mike Baker: What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?

Brenda Baker: I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot.

Mike Baker: [laughing] Classic.

Brenda Baker: Deep down, he's really sorry.

Samantha, Brenda Baker: [Together] No, he's not.