Grandma Helen Quotes in Sixteen Candles (1984)

Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies.

Grandpa Fred: [chuckles] I better go get my magnifying glass.

Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so Perky.

Grandma Helen: [reaches to cup them]

Samantha: [cut to Sam's bedroom] I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.

Samantha: May I be excused?

Grandma Helen: Where are you going?

Samantha: I have a dance to go to - at school. It's a very important dance... uh we're being graded on it, for Gym.

Grandma Helen: [attempting to help with breakfast by opening a box of doughnuts] Whoops! Don't wanna use the nails.

Grandma Helen: [finally opening the box of doughnuts with a knife] Voila! Breakfast is ready!