Long Duk Dong Quotes in Sixteen Candles (1984)
Long Duk Dong Quotes:
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Long Duk Dong: What's happenin', hot stuff?
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Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!
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[Long Duk Dong is dancing with Lumberjack, his head is on her ample chest]
Lumberjack: So... What's your name?
Long Duk Dong: Dong.
Lumberjack: What's your first name?
Long Duk Dong: Long.
Lumberjack: What's your middle name?
Long Duk Dong: Duk.
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Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!
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[Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house]
Long Duk Dong: Okay. I'm comin'.
[opens closet door]
Long Duk Dong: Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. Okay.
[opens front door, screams and shuts door]
Long Duk Dong: Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose!
Jake: Open the door.
Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face.
Jake: You grabbed my nuts.
Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] Is that you?
Jake: Yeah, that me.
Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend.
Jake: Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?
Long Duk Dong: She not here.
Jake: Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?
Long Duk Dong: She got married.
Jake: What?
Long Duk Dong: She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married.
Jake: Married?
Long Duk Dong: Yeah. Married
[closes door]
Jake: [turns around, under breath to himself] Married?
Long Duk Dong: Married! Jeez.
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Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
Grandpa Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
[laughs]
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Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?
[laughing]
Long Duk Dong: [Imitating race car. Imitating crash] Wreck. Big wreck.
Dorothy Baker: Why, you little scuzzbag!
[She kicks Dong in the groin]
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