Long Duk Dong Quotes in Sixteen Candles (1984)


Long Duk Dong Quotes:

  • Long Duk Dong: What's happenin', hot stuff?

  • Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!

  • [Long Duk Dong is dancing with Lumberjack, his head is on her ample chest]

    Lumberjack: So... What's your name?

    Long Duk Dong: Dong.

    Lumberjack: What's your first name?

    Long Duk Dong: Long.

    Lumberjack: What's your middle name?

    Long Duk Dong: Duk.

  • Long Duk Dong: Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!

  • [Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house]

    Long Duk Dong: Okay. I'm comin'.

    [opens closet door]

    Long Duk Dong: Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. Okay.

    [opens front door, screams and shuts door]

    Long Duk Dong: Go away! I call F.I.B. I call police! Go away!

    Jake: Open the door.

    Long Duk Dong: No way, Jose!

    Jake: Open the door.

    Long Duk Dong: You beat up my face.

    Jake: You grabbed my nuts.

    Long Duk Dong: [looks through frosted glass on door] Is that you?

    Jake: Yeah, that me.

    Long Duk Dong: [opens door] Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American girlfriend.

    Jake: Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?

    Long Duk Dong: She not here.

    Jake: Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?

    Long Duk Dong: She got married.

    Jake: What?

    Long Duk Dong: She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.

    Jake: Married?

    Long Duk Dong: Married.

    Jake: Married?

    Long Duk Dong: Yeah. Married

    [closes door]

    Jake: [turns around, under breath to himself] Married?

    Long Duk Dong: Married! Jeez.

  • Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.

    Mike Baker: It's a quiche.

    Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?

    Grandpa Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.


  • Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?

    Long Duk Dong: Oto-mo-biiile?


    Long Duk Dong: [Imitating race car. Imitating crash] Wreck. Big wreck.

    Dorothy Baker: Why, you little scuzzbag!

    [She kicks Dong in the groin]

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