Deanne McKenzie Quotes in Grown Ups 2 (2013)


Deanne McKenzie Quotes:

  • Beefcake Kitty: Kids don't belong in here. That leash better not trip me up.

    Deanne McKenzie: Leash isn't gonna trip you up. It's your big-ass, hairy man feet that are gonna trip you up.

  • Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?

    Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.

  • Water Park Stud: [in a high pitched voice] What's up ladies? I'm from Sascatchatoon! That's up in Canada, eh? You American ladies ever been up to Sascatchatoon? Yeah, you American ladies would enjoy being in Sascatchatoon.

    [all the wives laugh at him]

    Water Park Stud: Hoseteasers.

    [walks off angry]

    Deanne McKenzie: Everything was on steroids except for his voice.

  • Deanne McKenzie: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?

    Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.

    Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.

    Mama Ronzoni: [laughs] You got told.

    Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.

  • Mama Ronzoni: [farts] Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul.

    Deanne McKenzie: Yes, Mama, I'm sure that's exactly what happened.

    Mama Ronzoni: It did. We should get a dog.

    Deanne McKenzie: Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo!

  • Mama Ronzoni: Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you.

    Deanne McKenzie: Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now.

    Mama Ronzoni: You're probably right. I'll butt out now.

  • Bean Lamonsoff: [as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] You're wasting it!

    [Sally's breast milk gets all over Deanne's face]

    Sally Lamonsoff: I'm sorry.

    Deanne McKenzie: [while tasting the breast milk] Actually, it's not that bad.

  • Wiley: Excuse me. It is okay if I feel your belly? I love babies. I love to feel them kick.

    Deanne McKenzie: Sure, go ahead.

    Deanne McKenzie: [Wiley leans down as far as possible and feels Deanne's breast] That's not my belly, that's my boob.

    Wiley: I like to feel those too.

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