Roxanne Chase-Feder Quotes in Grown Ups 2 (2013)

[first lines]

[a deer walks into the bedroom]

Lenny Feder: Sweetheart.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: Mmm?

Lenny Feder: Go over to the window right now and open it as wide as you can.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: Please let me sleep.

Lenny Feder: I think your mother's here from Mexico, and she needs to leave. Open the window now.

[last lines]

Lenny Feder: I did it! I burpsnarted! Yes!

Roxanne Chase-Feder: Lenny, grow up!

Lenny Feder: I did it for the baby!

[from trailer]

Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.

Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.

[starts breastfeeding Bean]

Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?

Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.

Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.

Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: Excuse me, Princess Rita. Are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help me?

Rita: No, Mr. Feder said that I must study for the big final.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: What final?

Rita: You tell me, he just keeps handing me books.

[from trailer]

Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.

Rob Hilliard: My wife.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!

Rob Hilliard: I'm not.

[kisses his wife]

Marcus Higgins: [onlooking] Oh, grody.

Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.

Lenny Feder: Higgins, what are you doing?

Marcus Higgins: I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: That was a man's ass?

Sally Lamonsoff: See that? Now he won't even drink from me.

Roxanne Chase-Feder: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.

Sally Lamonsoff: Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.

Eric Lamonsoff: I do.