Roxanne Chase-Feder Quotes in Grown Ups 2 (2013)


Roxanne Chase-Feder Quotes:

  • [first lines]

    [a deer walks into the bedroom]

    Lenny Feder: Sweetheart.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: Mmm?

    Lenny Feder: Go over to the window right now and open it as wide as you can.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: Please let me sleep.

    Lenny Feder: I think your mother's here from Mexico, and she needs to leave. Open the window now.

  • [last lines]

    Lenny Feder: I did it! I burpsnarted! Yes!

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: Lenny, grow up!

    Lenny Feder: I did it for the baby!

  • [from trailer]

    Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.

    Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.

    [starts breastfeeding Bean]

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?

    Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.

    Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.

    Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.

  • Roxanne Chase-Feder: Excuse me, Princess Rita. Are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help me?

    Rita: No, Mr. Feder said that I must study for the big final.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: What final?

    Rita: You tell me, he just keeps handing me books.

  • [from trailer]

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: [an old woman approaches them] And this must be your mother.

    Rob Hilliard: My wife.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: I'm sorry!

    Rob Hilliard: I'm not.

    [kisses his wife]

    Marcus Higgins: [onlooking] Oh, grody.

  • Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.

  • Lenny Feder: Higgins, what are you doing?

    Marcus Higgins: I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: That was a man's ass?

  • Sally Lamonsoff: See that? Now he won't even drink from me.

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow.

    Sally Lamonsoff: Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these.

    Eric Lamonsoff: I do.

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