Kurt McKenzie Quotes in Grown Ups 2 (2013)

Kurt McKenzie: I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! Damn you, Obama!

Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?

Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.

[from trailer]

Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.

Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.

[starts breastfeeding Bean]

Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?

Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.

Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.

Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.

Lenny Feder: I bet you 5 bucks he gets on one knee.

Kurt McKenzie: You're on.

Deanne McKenzie: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?

Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.

Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.

Mama Ronzoni: [laughs] You got told.

Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.

Eric Lamonsoff: I gotta make a sissy.

Kurt McKenzie: Come on, you made three already.

Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point.

Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.

Kurt McKenzie: It's taking a piss, not the SATs.

Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?

Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.

Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk!

Eric Lamonsoff: No more mommy's milk.

Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk.

[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]

Milk Kid: Hey!

Eric Lamonsoff: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.

Bean Lamonsoff: I don't know if mommy will like that.

Eric Lamonsoff: Just watch me drink it.

[Bean drinks the milk carton]

Bean Lamonsoff: I'm just like daddy.

Kurt McKenzie: Yay! More for us!

Kurt McKenzie: [while seeing Rob talk to his daughter] How do you get that from that?

Eric Lamonsoff: 95% of that has to be from the mother, and I am lowballing.

Lenny Feder: Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe.

Kurt McKenzie: How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they're under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?

Kurt McKenzie: I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there.