Bean Lamonsoff Quotes in Grown Ups 2 (2013)
Bean Lamonsoff Quotes:
Bean Lamonsoff: The '80s? That was 70 years ago.
Eric Lamonsoff: Okay, Bean, what's 7 plus 9?
Bean Lamonsoff: 79.
Eric Lamonsoff: Is he a little boy or a computer? 'Cause I can't figure it out.
Sally Lamonsoff: Don't destroy his confidence.
Bean Lamonsoff: Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence.
Eric Lamonsoff: Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college. That's for sure.
Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.
Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.
[starts breastfeeding Bean]
Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?
Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.
Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.
Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.
Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk!
Eric Lamonsoff: No more mommy's milk.
Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk.
[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]
Milk Kid: Hey!
Eric Lamonsoff: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.
Bean Lamonsoff: I don't know if mommy will like that.
Eric Lamonsoff: Just watch me drink it.
[Bean drinks the milk carton]
Bean Lamonsoff: I'm just like daddy.
Kurt McKenzie: Yay! More for us!
Bean Lamonsoff: [as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] You're wasting it!
[Sally's breast milk gets all over Deanne's face]
Sally Lamonsoff: I'm sorry.
Deanne McKenzie: [while tasting the breast milk] Actually, it's not that bad.
Bean Lamonsoff: I want cookies.
Marcus Higgins: Ha. Cookies and MILF.
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