Bean Lamonsoff Quotes in Grown Ups 2 (2013)


Bean Lamonsoff Quotes:

  • Bean Lamonsoff: The '80s? That was 70 years ago.

  • Eric Lamonsoff: Okay, Bean, what's 7 plus 9?

    Bean Lamonsoff: 79.

    Eric Lamonsoff: Is he a little boy or a computer? 'Cause I can't figure it out.

    Sally Lamonsoff: Don't destroy his confidence.

  • Bean Lamonsoff: Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence.

    Eric Lamonsoff: Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college. That's for sure.

  • [from trailer]

    Bean Lamonsoff: Mommy, I want some milk.

    Sally Lamonsoff: Come here. I'll give you a little something.

    [starts breastfeeding Bean]

    Roxanne Chase-Feder: Your son is so cute. How old is he?

    Eric Lamonsoff: 48 months.

    Kurt McKenzie: [pause] That's 4.

    Eric Lamonsoff: [pause] Yeah.

  • Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk!

    Eric Lamonsoff: No more mommy's milk.

    Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk.

    [a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]

    Milk Kid: Hey!

    Eric Lamonsoff: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.

    Bean Lamonsoff: I don't know if mommy will like that.

    Eric Lamonsoff: Just watch me drink it.

    [Bean drinks the milk carton]

    Bean Lamonsoff: I'm just like daddy.

    Kurt McKenzie: Yay! More for us!

  • Bean Lamonsoff: [as milk is shooting out of Sally's breast] You're wasting it!

    [Sally's breast milk gets all over Deanne's face]

    Sally Lamonsoff: I'm sorry.

    Deanne McKenzie: [while tasting the breast milk] Actually, it's not that bad.

  • Bean Lamonsoff: I want cookies.

    Marcus Higgins: Ha. Cookies and MILF.

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