Boy in Police Station Quotes in Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Boy in Police Station: Drugs?

Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight.

Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for drugs?

Jeannie: Why are you here?

Boy in Police Station: Drugs.

[after hearing Jeannie describe her problems... ]

Boy in Police Station: There's someone you should talk to.

Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.

Boy in Police Station: Oh, you know him?

Jeannie: In a nutshell: I hate my brother.

Boy in Police Station: That's cool. Did you blow him away or somethin'?

Boy in Police Station: You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

Boy in Police Station: What's your name?

Jeannie: It's Jean, but most guys call me Shauna.

Boy in Police Station: Okay, Jean.