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  • Ben Enslie: Are you thirsty?

    Davy: Of course... But I know how to bear up!

  • Mikita's Manager, Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?

    Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.

    Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah, I know what that's like.

    Davy: No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.

    Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.

    Davy: Know what I'd like to do?

    Mikita's Manager, Glen: Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

    Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.

    Mikita's Manager, Glen: Well, the world's a twisted place.

  • Davy: Wait! Don't move! I wanna forget you just as you are!

  • Davy: [choosing Sonny Liston to box against] Great, I'll have a go at him. You won't hurt my face, will ya? Million dollar head, this.

  • Davy: Psst! Hey, c'mere. Now this is serious. What ya say, you and me, go someplace where we wont bump into each other again?

  • Peter: It's all right, Davy, there's nothing wrong.

    Davy: Nothing wrong, huh?

    Peter: That's right, I came here to tell you, man, that everything...

    Davy: You know what I saw in there?

    Peter: Yes.

    Davy: An eye, man, an eye, this big, blood red, it was as clear as the nose on your face, it was looking at me.

    Peter: Peace, David, I know.

  • Beachcomber: I lost a friend to cancer. My best friend ever.

    Davy: Sorry.

    Beachcomber: It's not your fault. It's just really, really, really, really unlucky.

    Davy: Right.

    Beachcomber: I have other friends. People find me attractive. But I started looking for a new best friend in my existing friends and then acquaintances and then new people.

    Davy: How long are you going to carry on looking?

    Beachcomber: For a new best friend?

    Davy: No for the, uhm...

    Beachcomber: Oh. Uhm, no, I tend to look for things.

    Davy: Yeah.

    Beachcomber: I'm okay. Great to be needed, isn't it? Yeah. I've forgotten. Maybe you're one of the lucky ones. Rare. Gift there already. And good.

    Davy: Thank you for that. Thank you.

    Beachcomber: No, thank you.

  • James: I have never lost my shoes playing poker, I have never had a bandit hold a gun to my head...

    Davy: I've never been to Birmingham.

    James: I've never sailed 'round the- really?

    Davy: No.

    James: What about Marco's eighteenth?

    Davy: Was that Birmingham?

  • Davy: [James is punched in village brawl] Not him! He's got cancer!

    [everyone keeps fighting]

    Davy: I'm not shitting with you!

    [everyone stops and looks at Davy]

    Davy: ... Don't hit people with cancer.

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