Cyrus Quotes in Angry Birds (2016)

Judge Peckinpah: Welcome to Bird Island! Welcome to our new friends the Pigs. Let us have a celebration!

Leonard: Put it there!

Cyrus: Wellcome. Oh sorry!

Leonard: And a hoof to a wing.

[from trailer]

Judge Peckinpah: There seem to be a recurring issue here! Anger.

Red: don't think I have an anger issue, I think you got an anger issue. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody?

[he suddenly takes the robe off of to reveal Judge Peckinpah standing on top of Cyrus to appear tall]

Red: Voila!

[there's an audible gasp from the crowd watching]

Cyrus: Achoo!

[Judge Peckinpah falls down]

Mime: Oh, my God!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?

[At the big conclave/street gang meeting, Cyrus, the boss of the street gang appears]

Cyrus: [yelling] Can you count, suckers? I say, the future is ours... if you can count!

[a couple of soldiers cheer for Cyrus]

Cyrus: Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.

[Few more soldiers cheering for Cyrus]

Cyrus: You're standing right now with nine delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

Gang Members: Yeah.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?

Gang Members: Yeah!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?

Gang Members: YEAH!

[shouting and Cheering]

Cyrus: Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?

Gang Members: YEAH!

[shouting and Cheering]

Cyrus: Can you count, suckahs?

Cyrus: The problem in the past has been the man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one borough at a time. Secure our territory... secure our turf... because it's all our turf!

Cyrus: [at gun point] I have a prophecy to fulfil!

Ben Ner: And I have a Swiss bank account to fill.

Cyrus: Apparently, stubbornness is an ingrained family trait.

Rudy Cafmeyer: It beats a messiah complex any day!

Cyrus: You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my black ass to Los Angeles!

Frank Bannister: [to Stuart and Cyrus] Why is it that flies stick to you guys like shit to a blanket?

Cyrus: Ha ha, very funny. You're a funny guy, Frank. You know, all you think about is yourself. I could complain, too, you know. I would like some new clothes. You get to dress nice. Here I am still looking like Linc from The Mod Squad.

Frank Bannister: You died in the 70's. It's a bummer.

Cyrus: Ah, the old express bus to Hell. No lines, no waiting!

Cyrus: Don't you want to make me pancakes? No-one ever made me pancakes.

Al: Cyrus, I'm in love with someone else. I can't make you anything.

Cyrus: Your hair - the light's hitting your hair in this great way. It's like a crippled tree reaching for heaven.

Harley: Sometimes, to get where you want to go, you gotta be somebody else for a while. You just can't forget who you really are.

Cyrus: What if I do forget?

Harley: Then you'd be crazy.

Flipper Purify: There's something you should know. I'm having an affair.

Cyrus: H-bomb! H-bomb!

Flipper Purify: It gets worse. She's white.

Cyrus: Nuclear holocaust!

Flipper Purify: I was curious - so I jumped on it.

Cyrus: Literally.

[Rafkin psychically probes the junkyard, then yells in pain]

Rafkin: You son of a bitch! You said he only killed nine people; there's over 40 victims here!

Cyrus: Nine while he was alive. He's added a few since then.

Frances Hayes: Where's Zachary?

Nathan Hayes: He'll be around.

Cyrus: He was stinking up the whole house.

Cyrus: What are ya doing back there?

Frances Hayes: Connect the dots.

[opening narration]

Cyrus: Somewhere within the vastness of the universe, there is a place where our darkest fears are real.

[repeated line]

Cyrus: Somewhere within the vastness of the universe, there is a place where our darkest fears are real.

Cyrus: I could have hid in the woods and gave you a real run for your money.

Cyrus: What's wrong?

Tina: I didn't ask for this...

Cyrus: None of us did.

Cyrus: If we don't take action now, the world will face certain destruction.

Daragon: So... we meet again, Cyrus.

Cyrus: Well, Daragon... I thought you were off trying to find that Scandinavian guy.

[chuckles]

Cyrus: What happened?

Daragon: I *found* him.

Trica: Cyrus is here...

[Cyrus shoots her from behind]

Cyrus: Hello, Trica.