Mighty Eagle Quotes in Angry Birds (2016)

Mighty Eagle: MIGHTY EAGLE!

[Mighty Eagle smashes into the Piggies castle, but clumsily lands and smashes his head on the golden pot]

Red: [Runs over to Mighty Eagle] Mi... Mighty Eagle... Mighty Eagle, wake up

[Slaps Mighty Eagle's eye with his tongue]

Red: , come on... augh, you've got bad breath...

Mighty Eagle: I can sleep late, Ma. It's not a school day!

[from trailer]

Red: If anyone knows what these pigs are up to, it's Mighty Eagle.

Chuck: [gasps] It's Mighty Eagle's Lake of Wisdom!

[Chuck and Bomb play in the lake]

Red: Get out of there!

[Chuck spits the water into Bomb's mouth]

Red: Don't spit in his mouth!

[Bomb spits the water back into Chuck's mouth]

Red: No, don't spit it back! Uh, don't swallow it.

[Chuck swallows the water]

Red: Auh!

[Mighty Eagle comes out of his cave as Red, Chuck and Bomb hide behind a rock and Mighty Eagle does a pose]

Red: Oh, wow, it's him.

[as Mighty Eagle finishes posing, he starts to pee in the lake]

Mighty Eagle: Aaahhhhh...

[Bomb and Chuck look strangely at the lake]

Red: Oh, man.

[Bomb pretends to throw up]

Chuck: No, no, no. Ack!

Bomb: Wahahahaha!

[Chuck scrubs the water off his mouth with a rock, then Mighty Eagle finishes peeing as he feels relaxed]

Red: Horrible turn of events, horrible.

Red: Mighty Eagle fly us down there now!

Mighty Eagle: No.

Red: I'm sorry what?

Mighty Eagle: I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. Mostly just tired.

Red: Hey you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now i see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that sir is sort of terrifying.

Mighty Eagle: It's time for you to go.

Red: You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.