Timothy Quotes in Angry Birds (2016)
Timothy Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Red: [He runs to Timothy's house for a birthday party, dressed in a crazy clown outfit] Ta-da!
Timothy: [screams]
Red: No, no, no, no, no!
[sings]
Red: Happy hatch day to you. Happy hatch day, dear
[he looks at the piece of paper with the kid's name on it]
Red: Timothy wheat allergy, doesn't like clowns.
[to himself]
Red: Oh, boy.
Timothy: [sniffles]
Red: [continues to finish the song] Happy hatch day to you!
Timothy: [screams]
-- Timothy -
Charlie: Oh honey, only four inches?
Timothy: You'll feel me.
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Unknown henchman: I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying.
Timothy: Continue dying. Out.
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[showing his knife to a woman and her kids]
Timothy: You're about to have 2.4 children.
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Timothy: And Charlie... you fuck with me, I'll blind the kid and shoot out her knees.
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Timothy: If you could make someone love you, would you?
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Frankie: I'm not a lesbian. That's your fantasy. I'm heteroflexible.
Timothy: Ya know, why don't you two just get it on already?
Frankie: I've tried.
Timothy: Have you?
Max: Heteroflexible?
Frankie: I'm straight, but shit happens.
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Timothy: State Law: Fags play one hour sports a day and they get beat up.
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[Reading out a poem he wrote in front of the choir]
Timothy: Marion came here to sing / A wheelchair she did bring / She sang with such a smile / That made it not a trial / The great thing about Marion / Is that she gave us the strength to carry on.
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Timothy: You teasing little bitch!
Katie Simpson: Thank you Timothy, that was beautiful and special.
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[Timothy is trying to repair a fusebox after a blackout at the circus]
Timothy: Don't worry, honey, I'm getting it fixed.
Tory: Don't worry, honey - isn't that what you said just before the tent went up in flames?
Timothy: One small fire and I'm responsible every time some little problem... Just keep your HAIR on your HEAD.
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Timothy: You are forgetting one thing.
Grace Margaret Mulligan: What's that?
Timothy: You made us.
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Timothy: Blecch!
Alex: Serves you right for pinching my breakfast.
Timothy: Not *your* breakfast! Papa paid for it!
Bob: Well, there's socialism for you.
-- Timothy
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