Timothy Quotes in Angry Birds (2016)

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Timothy Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    Red: [He runs to Timothy's house for a birthday party, dressed in a crazy clown outfit] Ta-da!

    Timothy: [screams]

    Red: No, no, no, no, no!

    [sings]

    Red: Happy hatch day to you. Happy hatch day, dear

    [he looks at the piece of paper with the kid's name on it]

    Red: Timothy wheat allergy, doesn't like clowns.

    [to himself]

    Red: Oh, boy.

    Timothy: [sniffles]

    Red: [continues to finish the song] Happy hatch day to you!

    Timothy: [screams]

  • Charlie: Oh honey, only four inches?

    Timothy: You'll feel me.

  • Unknown henchman: I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying.

    Timothy: Continue dying. Out.

  • [showing his knife to a woman and her kids]

    Timothy: You're about to have 2.4 children.

  • Timothy: And Charlie... you fuck with me, I'll blind the kid and shoot out her knees.

  • Timothy: If you could make someone love you, would you?

  • Frankie: I'm not a lesbian. That's your fantasy. I'm heteroflexible.

    Timothy: Ya know, why don't you two just get it on already?

    Frankie: I've tried.

    Timothy: Have you?

    Max: Heteroflexible?

    Frankie: I'm straight, but shit happens.

  • Timothy: State Law: Fags play one hour sports a day and they get beat up.

  • [Reading out a poem he wrote in front of the choir]

    Timothy: Marion came here to sing / A wheelchair she did bring / She sang with such a smile / That made it not a trial / The great thing about Marion / Is that she gave us the strength to carry on.

  • Timothy: You teasing little bitch!

    Katie Simpson: Thank you Timothy, that was beautiful and special.

  • [Timothy is trying to repair a fusebox after a blackout at the circus]

    Timothy: Don't worry, honey, I'm getting it fixed.

    Tory: Don't worry, honey - isn't that what you said just before the tent went up in flames?

    Timothy: One small fire and I'm responsible every time some little problem... Just keep your HAIR on your HEAD.

  • Timothy: You are forgetting one thing.

    Grace Margaret Mulligan: What's that?

    Timothy: You made us.

  • Timothy: Blecch!

    Alex: Serves you right for pinching my breakfast.

    Timothy: Not *your* breakfast! Papa paid for it!

    Bob: Well, there's socialism for you.

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