Pig Quotes in Angry Birds (2016)

[from trailer]

Leonard: Show 'em how we do it.

Pig: How you doing?

[Elder bird woman faints]

Leonard: Guards! There's a red bird in these walls! Bring him to me!

Pig: Aye, aye Sir. Roger that, boss!

Leonard: Not in these walls, in the castle! Come on, you guys.

Leonard: Citizens of Pig Island. If you spot any birds destroying your neighborhood please capture them.

Pig: What did he say?

Leonard: There's been a change of plans. We will eat the eggs for lunch.

Stella: Did he say eat the eggs?

Pig: You keep dreaming, Wanna-be!

Pig: Dream on, moron!

Mr. Furious: I will keep dreaming, my friend! And when I wake up, you better hope... you better hope you're asleep! Sweet dreams, lilac!

[Ann is held hostage by the Heads]

Pig: Ah, hello, my name is Miss Pig and I'm the group recreational leader here. Would you like a dip in the pool? Badminton, bowling on the green, anything you like. Don't you look lovely in your little frock? Oh, I used it for a bedspread last year, I think. Do you like my clothes? Straight from the Goodwill bag, free for nothing. Straight from the sewers, you think? Could you use me on the cover of your magazine? Well, we're just dying to hear your comments on our humble way of life, as compared to that of the fashion world.

Ann McCalley: Fuck off.

Pig: Oh, thank you very much.

[hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up]

Pig: I see London, I see France...

Homer Simpson: [Pig nudges the plank the Simpsons are using to escape] No, Plopper. If you push that, daddy will die.

Pig: [looks at Homer and pushes plank] Oink.

Pig: [Various animals are pouring into John's apartment] ... Good evening, Doctor.

Dr. John Dolittle: ...No. You're gonna have to take your fat ass back out.

Penguin: Oh, my God. What a zoo.

Pig: Hmm, obviously not a kosher establishment.

Rooster: Where are the chicks? Ooh! I'm cool.

Pig: [belches] ... Very well-appointed sty.

Dr. John Dolittle: What's going on? What is all this?

Owl: I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Ha ha.

Lucky: Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, Doc.

Sheep: Our butts hurt.

Dr. John Dolittle: Okay. Let's do this. And watch your droppings.

Rodney: Tonight, this is the house of love! East Coast! West Coast! Let's unite! Is Brooklyn in the house...?

Runt: [sitting on Cross Haven beach] I want to walk into the sea and never come back. I want the tide to take me out of me and give me someone else. Maybe for a half hour or so. That would be good, wouldn't it, Pig?

Pig: Say again.

Runt: Just for a try, you know.

Pig: Jesus, Runt, that would be impossible. "A half hour or so" fuck.

Runt: What's the color of love, Pig?

Pig: What sort of love, love?

Runt: Don't know. But you know the way things, they got a color. I wonder what the color of love is.

Pig: Jesus, Runt. You could read a thousand thick books and never know the answer to that quiz.

Runt: It's be a good one to know, ah?

Pig: It'd be brilliant, Runt. It's around here somewhere.

Runt: Only a few moments old, and I start thinking things then. Staring at that white sky right above me. And I want for something altogether different. And that's when I hear him.

Pig: [baby cries]

Runt: And through the Noddy and Big Ears'd wall, I search after his cry. The cry so lonely it scares and makes me cry too. And all the sights that we could see, they go invisible when we hear each other's cries. And that's when the magic it all begin. It begin when the baby Pig, and baby Runt, state through their baby eyes, you see. And the crying and screaming all stop.

Runt: From that moment on, we become one. And we need no one else. Nobody.

[repeated line]

Pig: Happy Birthday, Runt!

Runt: [after being beaten up in karaoke bar] Lets leave, Pal.

Pig: No leave, Runt. You and me Babes, Pig and Runt Pals.

Runt: *Leave*, leave. Look no fight, no more Pig.

Pig: I'm a sea pig...