Bubbles Quotes in Angry Birds (2016)

[from trailer]

[Hal gets slingshot to the castle, but he comes back due to his boomerang ability]

Red: Hey, he's coming back!

[as Hal comes back he lands his beak into a tree]

Bubbles: Uh, did we win?

Red: Can we get an ice pack for Hal?

Chuck: Medic!

Bubbles: Don't mess with Bubbles!

Mojo Jojo: Aw, you're actually trying to stop me? That is so cute.

Bubbles: Try, nothing.

Blossom: We will stop you.

Buttercup: Who you calling cute?

Bubbles: Do you think he's finished?

Mojo Jojo: No! But you are!

[He fries the girls with fire breath]

Mojo Jojo: [Picks the girls up and starts to climb a skyscraper] Fools! You dare to challenge me! Attempt to defeat me! Try to destroy ME! I who saved you from certain death! After all I've done for you, you betray me! And why? For them? The ones who hated you! Have forsaken you! Can't you see, none of them will ever understand you as I can? For we are kindred spirits whose powers spring from the same source. So girls, do not make me destroy you! For we are smarter, we are stronger, we are invincible, we have the power, we are superior to them, AND WE SHALL RULE! All we have to do is work together. Girls, join me!

The Girls: ...NOOOOO!

[the girls break free and attack]

Blossom: We'd never join you! And it's because we are stronger!

Bubbles: Because we are invincible!

Buttercup: Because we have the power!

The Girls: We have to protect them from you!

Blossom: It's you who is to be feared!

Bubbles: Cause you are a monster!

Buttercup: You are evil!

The Girls: AND YOU ARE... it!

[the girls tag Mojo Jojo, pushing him off the building]

Professor Utonium: Oh, girls, thank goodness you're okay! Now let's get out of this town and find a new safe place to live!

Buttercup: It's no use, Professor.

Bubbles: We already tried running away!

Blossom: We have to fix the problem we helped start. You said to give everyone a little time to understand our specialness. Well now it's time for everyone to understand. Especially Mojo!

[the girls zip off to save the day]

Bubbles: There's too many monkeys!

Bubbles: You're not evil, you're just really dirty.

[post-credits scene]

Fluke, Rudder: [Gerald attempts to get on the rock until he is once again scared away] Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off!

[Fluke and Rudder go back to sleep as we hear The Tank Gang]

Bubbles: Come on!

Bloat: Roll, roll. That's it, hurry. That's it. Just Roll.

Peach: Hey guys, wait up!

Gill: Come on, Peach!

Peach: I'm right behind ya!

Gill: You can do it!

[the Tank Gang appears swimming in their algae-covered bags as well as Jacques in his clean bag]

Gill: Just a little farther. That's it.

Gurgle: I am truly going to vomit!

[the Tank Gang finally stop swimming and sigh with relief]

Jacques: Voila!

[Gill, Bloat, Peach, Gurgle, Bubbles, and Deb wipe off the algae in their bags]

Gill: ll right, gang, good work.

[cheering with Bloat laughing in joy]

Deb (& Flo): Oh, look Flo. We made it!

Gill: We won't have anymore problems from here on out!

[the Tank Gang start to cheer until they are "rescued" by the Marine Life Institute]

Marine Life Institute Female Rescuer: [as she places The Tank Gang in the cooler] No respect for ocean life.

[closes the cooler]

Bloat: Now what?

[the raft drives off]

Bloat: [Fluke and Rudder go back to sleep as Gerald manages to sneak up on the rock behind them and chuckles to end the movie]

Nemo: I wanna go home. Do you know where my dad is?

Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.

Nemo: Pet store?

Bloat: Yeah. You know, like, uh, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.

Gurgle: Pet Palace.

Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.

Deb: Mail Order!

Peach: eBay.

Bubbles: So, the Big Blue. What's it like?

Nemo: Umm... big... and blue?

Bubbles: I knew it.

Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.

Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!

Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!

Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.

Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

Bloat: Uh-oh. Darla.

Nemo: What's wrong with her?

Gurgle: She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.

[close up of the dead fish in the photo]

Bubbles: Poor Chuckles.

Deb: He was her present last year.

Bloat: Took a ride on the porcelain express.

[Dentist flushes toilet]

Peach: She's a fish killer!

Gurgle: [looking around dirty tank] Ahh, no, no. Ah!

Bubbles: [Bubbles opens tank] The bubbles, the bu?

[dirty bubble pops in his face]

Bubbles: Ugh!

Gurgle: [sees Bloat eating dirt] Bloat, that's disgusting!

Bloat: Tastes pretty good to me.

[burp]

Gurgle: Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own...?

Peach: Shhh! Here he comes.

Bubbles: Bubbles! Bubbles! My bubbles.

Gill: Who's with me?

Bloat: I.

Deb: I.

Bubbles: I.

Gurgle: I think you're nuts.

Nemo: How many times have you tried to escape?

Gill: Eh, I lost count. Fish weren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ya.

Bubbles: [treasure box opens, and bubble rise out just as Gill says last line] Bubbles, the bubbles, bubbles!

Bubbles: That was pretty good actually.

[last lines; as Bubbles comes out after the Spongebob Squarepants theme]

Bubbles: That was... pretty good, actually.

Thornton Melon: What's your favorite subject?

Bubbles: Poetry.

Thornton Melon: Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

Bubbles: Listen, squirt! I don't fall in gutters. I pick my spots.

Bubbles: [to Julian, while he's talking to Ricky on his cell phone] Should you be on the phone with him if he's masturbating?

Bubbles: Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums.

Bubbles: [terrified & being chased by a police chopper] THERES A HELLACOCKSUCKER BEHIND US!

Bubbles: Ricky, I think you might have hurt Corey and Trevor's feelings there!

Ricky: Bubbles, look at them. They're the stupidest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.

Bubbles: Fuck giraffes?

[from trailer]

Bubbles: We're going to have to play ourselves boys. I'm going have to be to be Bubbles in the movie.

Julian: These people are terrible.

Ricky: What if I want to be Bubbles?

Julian: You're going to play yourself. Think, okay. You're going to be Ricky.

Bubbles: Now you're being a dick right now. You do just that.

Bubbles: [after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd] What a greasy horror show...

Bubbles: Boys do you think there's something fucking wrong with ten thousand people seeing us doing this and taking pictures, maybe?

Bubbles: [afer smelling a kitty that spent the night in ricky's car] Ricky! Smell him! He smells like cigarettes!

Ricky: [Smells kitty] Yeah he does smells like cigarettes a bit I guess.

Bubbles: Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigareets, they're supposed to smell like kitties!

Bubbles: Chicken and bangin'. That's nice...

Ricky: Do you want to take it to Fucktown Lahey? Cause that's where this is headed: Downtown Fucktown!

Bubbles: No Mr. Lahey, PLEASE, we don't want to go to Fucktown!

Bubbles: God, this place makes me frisky!

Bubbles: Jesus Murphy!

Ricky: [from trailer] What kind of English is that?

Bubbles: He's speaking Spanish Ricky.

Ricky: Boy here let's clear something up. Is it galapeno or halapeno?

Hispanic Auditionee: It's jalapeño.

Ricky: No, it's galapeno. Next.

Bubbles: Something's not right... something's fucky.

Ricky: Do you ever get your head where it just won't shut up and it's talking to itself, 'yap yap yap'. Fuck! What is that?

Bubbles: Thinkin', Ricky. You're thinkin'!

Ricky: That's all that is?

Bubbles: It's not the best way to be covert, to be honest, to have a fucking camera crew following you around. Think we would have figured that out by now.

[Watching Randy cross-dressing]

Julian: He's a pretty good dancer though.

Bubbles: That's an odd thing to say, Julian...

J-Roc: Ga'head with ya striped shaved head. It's whack, dog, and I aint feelin' it!

Bubbles: I know it is.

Bubbles: reading the Eulogy written by Ricky at his father's funeral Ricky's a little too upset, understandably so. I'm going to read the words that he prepared. "My dad wasn't always right, but he acted like he was. And that's the most important thing to be 'thunk' of. My dad was awesome and if you don't like him, you can fuck off."

Bubbles: I knew about him when I was bummin' the streets - cut-throat's his middle name. You oughtn't to touch him with a pole.