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Celeste Quotes:

  • Celeste: Don't you get uppity with me!

    Diana 'Sugar' Hill: Uppity? With you? My dear, talking to you means I look nowhere but DOWN!

  • Celeste: Oh, don't mind him. It's called gallows humour.

    Sam: Yeah, but is it funny?

    Oscar: Only if you're in love and waiting to die. My name's Oscar, this is my wife Celeste. I've got cancer, she's got AIDs.

  • Lucy: Celeste, you have to have sex to be pregnant.

    Celeste: But I thought you said you were engaged.

    Lucy: Well, we're... waiting.

    Celeste: [Incredulous] Waiting?

  • Celeste: Now I know why you fucking cry all the time. This shit's emotional.

  • Celeste: The tweens don't want her anymore, Scott. But the gays do! You're gay, start thinking gay! Ten percent of Americans are gay. Gay Izod! It's great, she can be Lady Gaga by this time next year. It's a huge market!

    Scott: Wow. You might have just turned the cock in the butt around.

  • Barney: Well, if there's anything I can do for your nose, handsome, give me a call.

    [leaves, giggles loudy]

    Dom: Is he a faggot or what?

    Celeste: I don't know...

    Dom: I mean, he's changin' all the time, it's crazy.

  • Dom: [sees Nicky wearing an unbrella hat] Look at that guy over there. Look at that, Gene Kelly should have one of those things. I'm singin' in a bar.

    Celeste: [laughs]

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