Caddy Quotes in The Bounty Hunter (2010)
Caddy: Look I'm just a kid! Saving for college!
[Milo dunks his head underwater]
Caddy: Fine! A jet ski, I'm saving for a jet ski!
Ula's Kid: Hey, Dad.
Ula: Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
Ula's Kid: But your stitches are bleeding.
[while playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]
Ula: It must have been my huge back swing. You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
Ula: A shark bit me.
Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!
Caddy: [to Ula] That was the stupidest looking swing I've ever seen.
Palmer Woodrow: What do you recommend?
Palmer Woodrow: I meant what club, wise-ass?
Caddy: Aah, if I were you, I'd stick to kicking.
Palmer Woodrow: If you were me, you wouldn't be a caddy.
Caddy: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like, yes it is! It's slicing toward the elm trees!
Palmer Woodrow: Who are you, Curt fucking Gowdy?
Browse more character quotes from The Bounty Hunter (2010)