Caddy Quotes in The Bounty Hunter (2010)

Caddy: Look I'm just a kid! Saving for college!

[Milo dunks his head underwater]

Caddy: Fine! A jet ski, I'm saving for a jet ski!

Ula's Kid: Hey, Dad.

Ula: Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.

Ula's Kid: But your stitches are bleeding.

[while playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]

Ula: It must have been my huge back swing. You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?

Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.

Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.

Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?

Ula: A shark bit me.

Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!

Caddy: [to Ula] That was the stupidest looking swing I've ever seen.

Palmer Woodrow: What do you recommend?

Caddy: Lessons.

Palmer Woodrow: I meant what club, wise-ass?

Caddy: Aah, if I were you, I'd stick to kicking.

Palmer Woodrow: If you were me, you wouldn't be a caddy.

Caddy: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like, yes it is! It's slicing toward the elm trees!

Palmer Woodrow: Who are you, Curt fucking Gowdy?