Cadaver Quotes in An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

[the undead Amy rises from a slab as a zombie]

Amy Fitch: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!

Andy McDermott: No! You're dead!

Amy Fitch: No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.

[Brad appears as a zombie]

Brad: Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.

Amy Fitch: Oh, that's something.

[to Andy]

Amy Fitch: It took me four years on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!

Andy McDermott: This can't be happening.

Brad: Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.

Amy Fitch: [to Andy] Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?

Cadaver: Hey, keep it quiet! Some of us are trying to rest in pieces here.