Bile Quotes in Monsters, Inc. (2001)

[first lines]

Flint: All right, Mr. Bile, is it?

Bile: Uh, my friends call me Phlem.

Flint: Uh-huh, Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

Bile: I fell down?

Flint: No, No, before that.

[Turning to the Trainees behind her]

Flint: Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake? Anyone?

[the Trainees look confused]

Flint: [Playing the Footage on the Screen above of Bile entering the room] Alright let's check footage, right there. The Door! And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...

Bile: Uh... it could let in a draft?

Henry J. Waternoose: [Storming in] It could let in a child.

Henry J. Waternoose: No, no, no, no, no. What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.

Bile: I was going for a snake-slash-ninja approach, with a little hissing.

[hisses]

Henry J. Waternoose: How many times must I tell you? It's all about presence. About how you enter the room.