Roz Quotes in Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?

Roz: Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.

Mike: Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

Roz: Don't let it happen again.

Mike: Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.

Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.

Mike: Ooh, she's nuts.

Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.

Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.

Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?

Roz: This office is now closed.

[closes the window on Mike's fingers]

Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?

Mike: Well, as a matter of fact...

Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once.

[Mike smiles innocently]

Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it.

[Deleted Scene]

Sulley: [Telling Boo, tucked in his bed, about Randall] You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see...

[Opens up his closet, only to find Roz]

Roz: Guess who?

[Both Roz and Sulley laugh]

[Mike and Sulley are being escorted out of the door lab by the CDA after causing the door they went through to explode with the big scare]

Squishy: What's gonna happen to them?

Roz: That's for the university professor to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.

Roz: Blanston, you don't have to say it.

Nick Hendricks: Roz, shut your mouth, please.

Julia Harris: Shut up and let him share. So you ate it.

Kurt Buckman: Please, say yes, please, say yes.

Nick Hendricks: You wanna know if I ate that dick?

Julia Harris: Did you suck that cock like a Bomb pop down to the blue?

Nick Hendricks: You want the answer?

Julia Harris: Give it to me!

Nick Hendricks: I ate that dick, I ate those balls and I licked that kid's sweaty asshole.

Julia Harris: Damn right you did because you are awesomely gay.

Nick Hendricks: I am super gay, never been straight. You know what else I've never been? Inside a woman!

Julia Harris: Meeting adjourned!

Nick Hendricks: Everybody out!

Roz: Son of a bitch!

Roz: Here, Violet, you can put this up on the bulletin board.

Violet Newstead: Thanks, Roz, I know just where to *stick* it.

Roz: Did you get my memo?

Violet Newstead: [ambiguously] I did, Roz. I tore right through it.

[last lines]

Roz: Holy merde!

Roz: [departing for a bogus journey to learn French, reading from a manual] Bonjour... bonjour... bonjour! Hmmm.

[Looking at cows]

Roz: Oh, these are so cute!

Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.

Roz: Did you steal this from the house?

Frank: No.

Roz: Honey?

Frank: Yes.

Frank: What are you looking for, a key?

Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.

Frank: You think someone would actually leave a key?

[Roz reaches above the door and finds a key]

Roz: This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.

Roz: [about the Pudl Brothers] I think the rumors might be true... that their parents met at a family reunion

Roz: Well, I hope you're pleased with yourself.

Ian: I just told the truth, that's all.

Roz: That's all? And you think that's somethings to be proud of?

Ian: Somebody had to.

Roz: No, nobody had to, unless they wanted to cause as much damage as possible, Ian.

Roz: Hi! Where have you been?

Tom: At Lil's. Doing to her what Ian's been doing to you.

[Roz slaps him hard]

Ian: [about the children] You get them over excited.

Roz: No, we spoil them is what we do. That's what grandmothers are supposed to do.

Lil: You are the only one who hasn't behaved badly.

Roz: Then it probably *is* my fault.

Roz: Where are you going?

Ian: To your room.

[Ian leaves]

Lil: Ian!

[Lil looks slyly towards Tom]

Tom: [to Lil] See you at yours.

[closeup to Lil with lustful expressions]

Andy: I know it sounds crazy, but I... I think he may be coming out.

Roz: Coming out? Over fifty? If that's not dragging it across the finish line, I don't know what is.

Harry: Sorry I took so long.

Roz: Why don't I ever hear that when we're having sex?

Andy: Shut up. At least you're having sex.