Roz Quotes in Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?
Roz: Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.
Mike: Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz: Don't let it happen again.
Mike: Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike: Ooh, she's nuts.
Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: This office is now closed.
[closes the window on Mike's fingers]
Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
Mike: Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once.
[Mike smiles innocently]
Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it.
Sulley: [Telling Boo, tucked in his bed, about Randall] You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see...
[Opens up his closet, only to find Roz]
Roz: Guess who?
[Both Roz and Sulley laugh]
[Mike and Sulley are being escorted out of the door lab by the CDA after causing the door they went through to explode with the big scare]
Squishy: What's gonna happen to them?
Roz: That's for the university professor to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.
Roz: Blanston, you don't have to say it.
Nick Hendricks: Roz, shut your mouth, please.
Julia Harris: Shut up and let him share. So you ate it.
Kurt Buckman: Please, say yes, please, say yes.
Nick Hendricks: You wanna know if I ate that dick?
Julia Harris: Did you suck that cock like a Bomb pop down to the blue?
Nick Hendricks: You want the answer?
Julia Harris: Give it to me!
Nick Hendricks: I ate that dick, I ate those balls and I licked that kid's sweaty asshole.
Julia Harris: Damn right you did because you are awesomely gay.
Nick Hendricks: I am super gay, never been straight. You know what else I've never been? Inside a woman!
Julia Harris: Meeting adjourned!
Nick Hendricks: Everybody out!
Roz: Son of a bitch!
Roz: Here, Violet, you can put this up on the bulletin board.
Violet Newstead: Thanks, Roz, I know just where to *stick* it.
Roz: Did you get my memo?
Violet Newstead: [ambiguously] I did, Roz. I tore right through it.
Roz: Holy merde!
Roz: [departing for a bogus journey to learn French, reading from a manual] Bonjour... bonjour... bonjour! Hmmm.
[Looking at cows]
Roz: Oh, these are so cute!
Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.
Roz: Did you steal this from the house?
Frank: What are you looking for, a key?
Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.
Frank: You think someone would actually leave a key?
[Roz reaches above the door and finds a key]
Roz: This key? Is this the key you're talkin' about? I'm just checkin'.
Roz: [about the Pudl Brothers] I think the rumors might be true... that their parents met at a family reunion
Roz: Well, I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Ian: I just told the truth, that's all.
Roz: That's all? And you think that's somethings to be proud of?
Ian: Somebody had to.
Roz: No, nobody had to, unless they wanted to cause as much damage as possible, Ian.
Roz: Hi! Where have you been?
Tom: At Lil's. Doing to her what Ian's been doing to you.
[Roz slaps him hard]
Ian: [about the children] You get them over excited.
Roz: No, we spoil them is what we do. That's what grandmothers are supposed to do.
Lil: You are the only one who hasn't behaved badly.
Roz: Then it probably *is* my fault.
Roz: Where are you going?
Ian: To your room.
[Lil looks slyly towards Tom]
Tom: [to Lil] See you at yours.
[closeup to Lil with lustful expressions]
Andy: I know it sounds crazy, but I... I think he may be coming out.
Roz: Coming out? Over fifty? If that's not dragging it across the finish line, I don't know what is.
Harry: Sorry I took so long.
Roz: Why don't I ever hear that when we're having sex?
Andy: Shut up. At least you're having sex.
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