Sulley Quotes in Monsters, Inc. (2001)


Sulley Quotes:

  • [last lines]

    Sulley: Boo?

    Boo: Kitty!

  • Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?

    Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.

    Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?

    Sulley: No.

    Mike: How about Wet Dog?

    Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.

  • Sulley: [is fighting the invisible Randall when he is hit with a snowball] Mike?

    Mike: Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.

    Sulley: Mike, you don't understand.

    Mike: Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.

    Sulley: I'm being attacked!

    Mike: No, I'm not attacking you. I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. You and I are a team. Nothing is more important than our friendship.

    [Boo approaches Mike, frightened]

    Mike: I-I know, kid. He's too sensitive.

    Mike: [Sulley is being strangled] Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry, and I'll never get through this. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now. Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention!

    [Throws snowball; it hits Randall, making him visible enough for Sulley to knock him out]

    Mike: Hey, look at that, it's Randall. It's... Oh.

  • [Sully thinks Boo has been crushed into a cube of garbage]

    Sulley: [tearfully] I can still hear her little voice.

    Boo: [from down the hall] Mike Wazowski!

    Mike: Hey, I can hear her too.

    Kids: Mike Wazowski!

    Mike: How many kids you got in there?

  • [Mike and Sulley watch a commercial featuring them, but Mike is covered over by the Monsters Inc. logo]

    Mike: I can't believe it...

    Sulley: Oh, Mike...

    Mike: I was on TV. Ha. Did you see me? I'm a natural.

  • [Mike and Sulley at a crosswalk next to a giant monster]

    Sulley: Hey, Ted! Good morning!

    [Ted clucks; light changes and they cross]

    Sulley: See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.

    Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

  • [Boo, scared of the closet, shows Sully a picture]

    Sulley: Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come out of the closet and scare you?

    [Opens closet and walks inside]

    Sulley: Look, it's empty. No monster in here. Okay, NOW there is. I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty.

  • Sulley: Mike, that's not her door.

    Mike: What are you talking about? Of course it's her door. It's her door.

    Sulley: No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it.

    Mike: No. It must've dark last night because this is its door.

    [opens the door. A bright light and polka music emanate from the room]

    Mike: [to Boo] You hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Well, see ya kid. Send me a postcard. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowsi-You-Got-Your-Life-Back-Lane.

    Boo: Mowki Kowski.

    Mike: Very good. Now bon voyage. See ya.

    [waves a stick in front of Boo as if she were a dog]

    Mike: Look at the stick. See the stick?

    [throws the stick through the door]

    Mike: Go get the stick. Go fetch.

  • Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.

    Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.

  • Henry J. Waternoose: This has gone far enough, James.

    Sulley: She's home now. Just leave her alone!

    Henry J. Waternoose: I can't do that, James. She's seen too much. You both have.

    Sulley: It doesn't have to be this way.

    Henry J. Waternoose: I have no choice. Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough anymore.

    Sulley: But kidnapping children?

    Henry J. Waternoose: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way!

    [Waternoose knocks Sulley to the ground and lunges at Boo. He instead finds the simulated child]

    Voice: Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated...

    Henry J. Waternoose: [confused] Huh? But... What?

    [the lights come on and it's revealed that Boo's room is really the simulation room; Mike and several CDA agents are standing behind the console]

    Mike: I don't know about you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again, shall we?

    [replays the tape of Waternoose over and over]

  • Sulley: How can I do this? How could I be so stupid? This could ruin the company.

    Mike: The company? Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a KILLING MACHINE!

    [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly]

    Mike: I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!

  • Mike: Oh, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face when that wall went up. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the company in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?

    Sulley: [Having had an idea, from seeing what Boo's laughing could do] Laughs!

  • Sulley: Oh. So *that's* puce.

  • Mike: I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.

    Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?

    Mike: Ha, ha, ha. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.

  • Sulley: Mike, this isn't Boo's door.

    Mike: Boo? What's Boo?

    Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?

    Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me...

    [pauses, realizing that they suddenly have the attention of the entire scare floor]

    Mike: Oh, hey. We're rehearsing a - a scene for the upcoming company play called uh, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me. It's a musical.


    Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.

  • [Sulley's alarm clock clicks, and Mike impersonates the radio announcer]

    Mike: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... Work out that flab that's hanging over the bed! Get up, Sulley!

    [honks a horn right in Sulley's face; Sulley wakes up and screams, then starts working out]

    Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey.

    Mike: Hey, less talk, more pain, marshmellow boy!

  • Mike: Look at the big jerk. He ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID! Because of you, I am stuck in this frozen wasteland!

    Yeti: Wasteland? I think you mean "Wonderland"! I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh? Oh, and wait until you see the local village, cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned all the free yak's milk.

    Sulley: Wh... What did you say?

    Yeti: Yak's milk. Milking a yak isn't exactly a picnic; but once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.

    Sulley: No, No. Something about a Village. Are there any Kids there?

    Yeti: Oh, sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...

    Sulley: Where is it?

    Yeti: Bottom of the Mountain. A 3 Day hike from here.

    Sulley: 3 Days? We need to get there NOW.

    [Sulley bangs his fists against the wall in Frustration. A fallen icicle rolls over to a Toboggan and Lantern over in the corner, which could help him get down the mountain quickly]

  • Yeti: You wanna go to the village? Okay, rule number one out here: Always... no, Never go out in a blizzard.

    Sulley: We need to get to Boo.

    [a snowcone gets thrown at Sulley from off-screen. The Yeti points at Mike]

    Mike: Boo? What about us?

    [Throws another snowcone]

    Mike: Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said, and now look where we are!

    [Throws another snowcone]

    Mike: Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. We would've had it made!

    Sulley: None of that matters now.

    Mike: None of it matters?

    [Drops the snowcone he was about to throw onto the floor]

    Mike: Wa-wait a second. None of it matters? Oh, okay, that's - no. Good. Great. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?

    Yeti: Oh, would you look at that? We're out of snowcones. Let me... just go outside and make some more.


    Mike: Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? Does that matter? Huh? What about Celia? I am never... never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter? What about me? I'm your pal, I'm-I'm your best friend. Don't I matter?

    Sulley: I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. I didn't mean all this to happen. But Boo's in trouble. I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that...

    Mike: We? Whoa, whoa. We? No. There's no we this time, pal. If-if-if you wanna go out there and freeze to death, you be my guest, because you're on your own.

  • Yeti: Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?

    Mike: Yuck.

    Yeti: No, no, no, don't worry. It's lemon. How about you Big Fella? Snow cone?

    Sulley: [Feeling sad after accidentally Scaring Boo at the Scare Simulator] Did you see the way she looked at me?

  • Mike: Get out of here. You're ruining everything.

    Sulley: I went back to get your paperwork and there was a door.

    Mike: What? A door?

    Sulley: Randall was in it.

    Mike: Wait a minute, Randall? That cheater! He's trying to boost his numbers.

    Sulley: There's something else.

    Mike: What?

    Sulley: Ook-lay in the ag-bay.

    Mike: What?

    Sulley: Look in the bag.

    Mike: [the Bag Sulley carried over with Boo inside is missing] What bag?

  • Sulley: Nice job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.

    Mike: You know, only someone with great comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot.

    Sulley: Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter has ten times the energy of scream had nothing to do with it.

  • Sulley: [Boo is sleeping in Sulley's Bed] Hey that's my bed, you're gonna get your germs all over it.

  • Mike: Come on, the coast is clear. Ok, all we have to do is get rid of that thing, so wait here while I get its cardkey.

    Sulley: But she can't stay here this is the men's room.


    Mike: That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. Its fine, it's ok! Look, it loves it here, its dancing with joy!

    [Boo needs to 'go' badly and is struggling to hold it in]

    Mike: I'll be right back with its door key.

    Sulley: [laughs] That's a cute little dance you got. Almost looks like you gotta - Oh.

  • Mike: [Spotting Sulley while he's working out] 118. Do you have 119? Do I see 120? Oh, I don't believe it!

    Sulley: I'm not even breaking a sweat.

    Mike: Not you! Look! The new commercial's on.

  • [Boo, in disguise, walks up to Mr. Waternoose]

    Henry J. Waternoose: Well hello, little one. Where did you come from?

    Sulley: Mr. Waternoose.

    Henry J. Waternoose: Ah, James. Is this one yours?

    Sulley: Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.

    Mike: Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day".

    Henry J. Waternoose: Hmm, must have missed the memo.

  • Mike: Sulley, what are we doing?

    Sulley: We have to get Boo's door and find a station.

    Mike: What a plan. Simple, yet insane.

  • Mike: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.

    Sulley: Spoons?

    Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.

  • Sulley: Hey... may the best monster win.

    Randall: I plan to.

  • Sulley: The power's out. Make her laugh again.

    Mike: All right, I got a move here, it'll bring down the house. Up!

    [Does a backflip, lands on his crotch]

    Sulley: Oh, sorry, she didn't see that.

    Mike: What? What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up, you big dope?

    Sulley: Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. You know we still need her to laugh.

    Mike: Right. He-he! Hey, Boo! Just kidding. Look!

    [Slams the door on his face, making baby noises]

    Mike: Funny, right? Huh? With the... These are the jokes, kid.

  • Mike: She's the one. I'm telling ya, she is the one.

    Sulley: I'm happy for you.

    Mike: Oh, by the way, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.

    Sulley: No problem. They're under the name Googlie-Bear.

    Mike: Thanks, I... you know, that isn't very funny.

  • Needleman: Hey, Mr. Sullivan!

    Sulley: Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.

    Smitty: [Giggling] I don't think so.

    Needleman: We just wanted to wish you good luck today.

    Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.

    Needleman: Oh, sorry.

    Sulley: See you later, fellas.

    Smitty: Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan!

    Needleman: Quiet! You're making him lose his focus.

    Smitty: Oh, no. Sorry!

    Needleman: Shut up!

  • Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

    Sulley: Give me a break, Mike.

    Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me. Tonight it's about me and Celia. Ooh, the Love Boat is about to set sail. Toot-toot! Cause I gotta tell you, buddy, that face of hers , it just makes my heart go...

    [Sees Roz in front of him]

    Mike: Yikes!

  • Sulley: [Sulley and Mike have just been banished to the Himalayas on Earth - Sulley opens the door to find nothing beyond it] BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Sulley: [Opens and closes door, pushes frame, nothing happens] No, no! No, no, no, no, NO!

    Mike: It's too late! We're banished, genius! We're in the human world! Oh, what a great idea; goin' to your old pal Waternoose! Too bad he was in on the whole thing! All you hadda do, was listen to me, just once! But you didn't, did you?

    [Sulley continues to fret in the doorway]


    [Mike jumps at Sulley in Frustration sending them down a hill. Then they get Company]

    Yeti: Welcome to the Himalayas.

  • Sulley: Boo!

    [Boo falls into the trash can]

    Sulley: No!

    CDA Agent: Hey you!

    [Sulley gasps]

    CDA Agent: Halt! He's the one! The one's from the commercial! Affirmative. That's him. Can we get an autograph?

    Sulley: [Relieved] Oh! Oh sure! No problem!

  • Randall: So, how about this kid getting loose? Crazy, huh?

    Sulley: Uh, yeah, crazy.

    Randall: Word on the street is the kid has been traced to the factory. Know anything about that?

    Sulley: Uh, no, uh...

    Mike: No, no way. But if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford.

    Randall: Waxford?

    Mike: Yeah, works over in sector 6, he's got those shifty eyes.

    Randall: Hey, Waxford!

  • Randall: [to Sulley, hanging on from a door] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste!

    [starts stomping on Sulley's fingers]

    Randall: You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up. And don't worry, I'll take good care of the kid.

    [Just then Boo jumps on Randall and attacks him; Sulley climbs back on and restrains Randall]

    Boo: Roar! Roar!

    Sulley: She's not scared of you any more.

    Boo: Roar!

    Sulley: Looks like you're out of a job.

  • [Boo's laugh made all the lights go out]

    Sulley: What was that?

    Mike Wazowski: I have no idea. But it would be a really good idea if it didn't do it again.

  • Sulley: [singing to Boo to get her to stop crying] Oh, he's a happy bear, and he's not crying, and neither should you, or we'll be in trouble, 'cause they're gonna find us...

  • Mike: Hey, genius. Wanna know why I bought the car?

    Sulley: Not really.

    Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street? With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?

    Sulley: Wah, wah, wah. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise.

    Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you. You have your own climate.

  • Charlie: [Trying to reassure George, who is in crutches after too many encounters with the CDA] Now, George, I know you can do this. I picked out an easy door for you, in Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.

    George Sanderson: You know, you're right. Here, Take this.

    [Give Charlie his crutches]

    Charlie: Go get 'em, Georgie.

    [as George walks to the door, Sulley bursts through, knocks George over]

    Sulley: Gangway! Look out! Coming through! Sorry, George.

    Charlie: Hey, you can't just...

    [Sees a sock on George]

    Charlie: Twenty-three nine...!

    [George grabs Charlie, stuffs the sock in his mouth and tosses him into the door, then walks away humming happily]

  • Mike: [unlocks his car] Come on, hop on in.

    Sulley: No way, there's a scream shortage. We're walking.

    Mike: No, come on, It's just-I... just...

    [is pulled away from his car after a struggle and locks his car again]

    Mike: I-I'll call ya!

  • [Sulley enters the Scare Simulator room with Mike and Boo in her costume, willing to ask for help which can send Boo home, forgetting Waternoose had been expecting him]

    Sulley: Mr. Waternoose?

    Henry J. Waternoose: James! You're just in time. OK Gentleman. It's time for you to see how scaring really works.

    [Mike picks up Boo and walks away]

    Sulley: But sir, I just wanted to ask...

    [the lights go out, as if it's nighttime, and the Simulator Child goes to sleep]

    Boo: [Excited to watch Sulley] Kitty!

    Mike: No Boo. I wouldn't...

    Henry J. Waternoose: Now, give us a a Great Big Roar.

    Sulley: Sir, can I just...

    Henry J. Waternoose: Roar!

    Sulley: But sir...

    Henry J. Waternoose: ROAR!

    [Sulley without choice, lunges out at the Simulator Child and lets out a load roar, causing it to scream. Little did he know that Boo was standing close by, watching in horror]

    Henry J. Waternoose: [Applauds] Well done James. Well done. Well Gentleman, I hope you've all learnt a valuable lesson...

    [Sulley notices Boo run off crying, terrified from his roar]

  • [Deleted Scene]

    Sulley: [Telling Boo, tucked in his bed, about Randall] You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see...

    [Opens up his closet, only to find Roz]

    Roz: Guess who?

    [Both Roz and Sulley laugh]

  • [Deleted Scene]

    Sulley: [Calling out] Hey Ted, Good Morning.

    Rex: Rrroooaaarrr!

    Unknown Offscreen Character: Cut!

    [Camera pans out that Rex from the Toy Story Films, much larger, is standing right next to Mike and Sulley]

    Rex: How was that? Was I scary? Do I get the part? Can I do it again? I can be taller.

  • Henry J. Waternoose: What a day.

    Sulley: It's just a rough patch, sir. Everyone knows you'll get us through it.

    Henry J. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors.

  • Henry J. Waternoose: James, this company has been in my family for three generations. I would do anything to keep it from going under.

    Sulley: So would I, sir.

    Henry J. Waternoose: Say, I could use your help with something.

    Sulley: Anything, sir.

    Henry J. Waternoose: You see, we've recently hired some new recruits, and frankly, they're... um...

    Sulley: Inexperienced?

    Henry J. Waternoose: Oh, they stink!

    Sulley: Uh-huh.

    Henry J. Waternoose: I thought you could drop by the simulator tomorrow and give them a little scare demonstration, show them what it takes to be our top scarer.

    Sulley: I'll start with the old Waternoose Jump-and-Growl.

    [Jumps and growls]

    Henry J. Waternoose: [Startled] Oh! Ha ha! That's my boy.

  • Sulley: Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?

  • Sulley: [Hugging Boo, who wandered off with a Group of Little Monsters] Boo, I was so worried. Don't you ever run off like that again Young Lady.

    Babysitter: Aww, what a nice father.

    Sulley: Actually she's my Cousin's Sisters Daughter.

    Baby Smitty: Mike Wazowski!

    Mike: Hi there, shoo shoo.

    [Smitty bites Mike's hand]


    [Boo laughs at seeing that, which causes the Lights in the Hallway to go out, and the Little Monsters begin to scream in panic]

    Sulley: Stop making Boo laugh!

    Mike: I didn't!

  • [From the Teaser Trailer]

    Mike: [Holding a Hula Hoop around him] Hey, guess which planet I am.

    [Spins in Circles]

    Sulley: [Walks to the door] I'm gonna go check on the Donuts.

    Mike: [as Sulley closes the door] Don't you even get it, you big Fur Rug?

    [Growling is heard]

    Mike: Oh, nice doggy. Nice *Big* Doggie.

    Mike: [Struggling to open the Closet Door] Sulley, open the door. Open the door.

    [Mike yells, then Sulley opens it and pulls him back in in the nick of time]

  • [Sully has just sent Boo back "home"]

    Sulley: [referring to Waternoose] I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now. You be a good girl, OK?

  • [Mike and Sulley are working in the mail room at Monsters Inc]

    Yeti: Alright, newbies. Quit goofing around. I'll have you know that tampering with the mail is punishable by banishment.

    Sulley: Yes Sir.

    Mike Wazowski: We're right on it Mr. Snowman.

  • Mike Wazowski: Um, h... hello? Fella

    [as he and Sully walk down the basement into a candlelit are, where O.K fraternity surround it, wearing black clocks]

    Don: Do you, pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood.

    Mike Wazowski: [Terri and Terry hit Mike with a cricket bat] OW!

    Terry: Do you swear to keep secret.

    Terri: All that you learn

    Art: No matter, how horrifying.

    Sulley: [Squishy hit Sulley with cricket bat] Hey!

    Squishy: Will take the scared oath of the...

    [initiation interrupted by someone, turning on the lights]

    Don: For crying out loud.

    Ms. Squibbles: Sweetie, turn the lights on when your down here. You're going ruin your eyes.


    Ms. Squibbles: Oh Scary, well go on. Just pretend that I'm not here

    [turns off half the lights, and walk downstairs to the washing machine]

    Squishy: This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers?

    [Mrs. Squibbles turns on the laundry dial loudly]

    Squishy: No what the peril?

    [Laundry machine runs noisily]


  • [On the First Morning in the Oozma Kappa Fraternity home, Mike's lips press against Sulley's hand, and Sulley falls off the bunk after the alarm goes off]

    Sulley: What happened?

    Mike Wazowski: Your paw was hanging out the Side of my Bed.

    Sulley: Were you kissing my hand?

    Mike Wazowski: [laughs] No! And what about you with all your shedding?

    Sulley: I don't shed.

    Mike Wazowski: Really?

    [punches the mattress of the top bunk and Sulley's hair falls everywhere]

  • Sulley: You don't need to study scaring, you just do it.

  • Sulley: I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified.

    Mike Wazowski: How come you never told me that before?

    Sulley: Because we weren't friends before.

  • Sulley: [to Mike, as he leaves the Campus] You're not scary. Not even a little bit. But you are fearless, and if Dean Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...

    Dean Hardscrabble: [Interrupting] I can just... what? Careful, Mister Sullivan, I was just starting to warm up to you.

    Sulley: ...sorry.

  • Dean Hardscrabble: [Sulley tells Dean Hardscrabble and Professor Knight of how he rigged the Scare Simulator] You did what?

    Sulley: My team had nothing to do with it. It was all me. I cheated.

    Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow.

    Sulley: [in dismay] Yes ma'am.

    Dean Hardscrabble: You're a disgrace to this university... and your family name.

  • Sulley: [On the Day of the Final Exam] I'm gonna wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.

    Johnny: Yes you are.

    [Takes Sulley's ROR Jacket]

  • Mike Wazowski: My chances are just as good as yours

    Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.

    Mike Wazowski: Just wait, hotshot. I'm gonna scare circles around you this year.

  • Sulley: [Introducing himself] James P. Sullivan.

    Mike Wazowski: Mike Wazowski.

  • [Mike notices that his settings on the Scare Simulator had been set to the Lowest Difficult instead of the Highest like the others, which is how he was able to mysteriously make a Record Breaking Scare to successfully beat the RORs in the Final Challenge of the Scare Games]

    Mike Wazowski: [shocked] It's been tampered with.

    Sulley: Uh, I don't think you should be messing with that.

    Mike Wazowski: Why are my settings... different?

    Sulley: Mike, we should leave.

    Mike Wazowski: Did you do this?

    Sulley: Mike...

    Mike Wazowski: [louder] Did you do this?

    Sulley: [sighs] Yes I did. But... you don't understand...

    Mike Wazowski: Why? Why did you do this?

    Sulley: You know... just in case.

    Mike Wazowski: [angrily] In case of what? You don't think I'm scary. You said you believed in me. But you're just like Hardscrabble, you're just like everyone else!

    Sulley: Look, you'll get better and better...

    Mike Wazowski: I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!

    Sulley: I was just trying to help!

    Mike Wazowski: No! You just wanted to help yourself!

    Sulley: Well, what else was I supposed to do? Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?

    [offended, Mike storms off. Nearby, their Teammates heard everything, and Squishy sadly places their trophy onto the ground]

  • [In the human world, Sulley is able to find Mike sitting sadly by the Pond]

    Sulley: Psst Mike. Look, I'm sorry I messed up. Now let's get you outta here.

    Mike Wazowski: You were right. They weren't scared of me. I did everything right. I wanted it more than anyone. And I thought... I thought that if I wanted it enough I could show everybody that Mike Wazowski is something special. And I'm just... not.

    [brushes his reflection away in the water]

    Sulley: Look, Mike, I know how you feel.

    Mike Wazowski: [angrily] Don't do that! Please don't do that! You do not know how I feel!

    Sulley: Mike, calm down.

    Mike Wazowski: Monsters like you have everything! You don't have to be good! You can mess up over and over again, and the whole world loves you!

    Sulley: Mike!

    Mike Wazowski: You'll never know what it's like to fail, because you were born a Sullivan!

    Sulley: Yeah I'm the Sullivan! I'm the Sullivan that flunked every test, the one who got kicked out of the program, the one who was so afraid to let everyone down that I cheated! And I lied!

    Sulley: [sighs] Mike, I'll never know how you feel. But you're not the only failure here.

  • Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Sullivan. I'm a Seven Year Old Boy...

    [Sulley roars before Dean Hardscrabble can finish]

    Dean Hardscrabble: I wasn't finished.

    Sulley: I don't need to be told that stuff.

    Dean Hardscrabble: May I remind you that this boy is afraid of Snakes. And that a Roar would not make him Scream, but instead make him cry, and alert his Parents. Now we can't have that. So I cannot wish for you to continue into the Scare Program.

    Sulley: [confused] But, I'm a Sullivan.

    Dean Hardscrabble: Well then, I'm sure your family would be very disappointed.

    [Johnny and the Rest of the RORs, having been watching nearby, leave the gallery, taking Sulley's ROR Jacket with him]

  • Sulley: We need to find a New Team.

    Mike Wazowski: We can't just get a new team! I checked this morning, it's against the rules.

  • [Mike and Sulley have managed to successfully catch Fear Tech's Mascot, Archie the Scare Pig, after chasing him across the Campus]

    Sulley: Fear Tech's Mascot. MU RULES!

    [Sulley lifts Mike and the Pig up into the air to show his Victory to the Other Students on Campus]

  • [Mike hasn't had luck finding someone to join his team, to make it Full to Compete in the Scare Games and get back into the Scaring Program]

    Greek Council President: This doesn't look good. We really need to move on, so it looks like your team doesn't Qualify.

    Sulley: Yes it Does.

    [Climbs onto of a Nearby Vehicle]

    Sulley: The Star Player, has just arrived.

    Mike Wazowski: [Surprised] No No No. Please, anybody but him.

    Greek Council President: [Losing her Patience] Look, we're shutting down Sign Ups. So is he on your team or not?

    [Mike, aware that he signed up at the Last Minute, knows he hasn't got much a choice, seeing that no-one else is interested in joining his team, and he's really determined to get into the Scare Games to prove Dean Hardscrabble that he and his team really are scary. Sulley points at him and winks]

    Mike Wazowski: Fine, yes he is.

    [the Crowd starts to cheer, with the Scare Games about to start]

  • [From the Teaser Trailer, Mike walks out of his dorm with Silver Plates glued to him, with other Monsters Partying outside]

    Mike Wazowski: [laughs] OK. Very Funny Sullivan.

    Sulley: You look great Wazowski!

    Mike Wazowski: You know, if you're gonna prank someone. The least you can do is think of something clever.

    [Sulley switches off the lights, and Mike begins to shine like a Crystal Ball as all the Other Monsters begin to party]

  • [Sulley rushes to the Door Making Lab, where Dean Hardscrabble is with some Campus Security Guards]

    Dean Hardscrabble: No-one is to go near this door until the Child Detection Agency has arrived.

    Squishy: [Sulley gets approached by the Rest of his Team] James wait, we can help.

    Sulley: Look, it's my fault Mike got into this, so it's up to me to get him out of it.

    Don: Allow me.

    [Walks up to to Dean Hardscrabble and the Security Guards]

    Don: Hi there. Don Carlton, Sales Person. This is my Business Card.

    Dean Hardscrabble: Arrest him.

    [the Security Guards press Don up against the wall, allowing the coast to be clear for Sulley to get to the door]

    MU Security Guard: [to Don] Up against the wall *Pops*.

    Dean Hardscrabble: [Noticing Sulley] Sullivan, don't you dare.

    [desperate, Sully enters the door that Mike went through into the Human World]

  • [In the Teaser, having roped Mike with the Small Mirrors glued to him to a fan]

    Sulley: I Love College.

    [Snaps Photo of Mike as he slowly circles the room like a Disco Ball]

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