CDA Agent Quotes in Monsters, Inc. (2001)

[Mike and Sully are caught behind Boo's door]

CDA Agent: This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.

Mike: [Steping out from behind the door with Boo's costume] Okay, okay! You got us. Here we are, here's the kid. I'm cooperating. But before you take us away, I have one thing to say.

[Takes Boo's sock out of his mouth and throws it at the CDA agents]

Mike: Catch!

CDA Agent: [as the others jump over the guy who gets the sock] 23-19!

TV Anchorman: If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history.

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.

Witness #1: Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.

Witness #2: I tried to get away from it, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a doll.

Witness #3: [has many eyes] It's true! I saw the whole thing!

Professor on TV: It is my professional opinion that now it's the time to *panic*!

Sulley: Boo!

[Boo falls into the trash can]

Sulley: No!

CDA Agent: Hey you!

[Sulley gasps]

CDA Agent: Halt! He's the one! The one's from the commercial! Affirmative. That's him. Can we get an autograph?

Sulley: [Relieved] Oh! Oh sure! No problem!