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  • Aladdin: [to Corporal] If you have to leave, don't go until you come back.

  • Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.

    Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I... What?

    Aladdin: [holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!

  • Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her.

    Aladdin: [to Jasmine] I've been looking all over for you!

    Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?

    Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.

    Farouk: You, uh, know this girl?

    Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.

    Farouk: She said she knew the sultan!

    Aladdin: [gesturing to Abu] She thinks the monkey is the sultan.

    Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?

    [Abu mutters gibberish]

    Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.

    Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?

    Aladdin: [through his teeth] No, no, no, not that one... Come on, Sultan.

  • Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!

    Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.

    Genie: No way!

    [laughs]

    Genie: Oh, does that feel good!

  • Genie: So, what'll it be, Master?

    Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?

    Genie: [as William F. Buckley] Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.

    Aladdin: Like?

    Genie: [normal] Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody.

    [cuts his head off]

    Genie: So don't ask.

    Genie: [fixes his head] Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.

    [turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]

    Genie: You little punim there.

    Genie: [turns into a cross between slimy Genie and Peter Lorre] Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!

    [he returns to normal]

    Genie: Other than that, you got it.

  • Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?

    Aladdin: What?

    Genie: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell her, the TRUUUUUUTH!

  • Aladdin: You're a prisoner?

    Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig.

    [grows to a gigantic size]

    Genie: Phenomenal cosmic powers!

    [shrinks down inside the lamp]

    Genie: Itty bitty living space!

  • Genie: [as a female flight attendant] Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.

    Genie: [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?

    Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.

    Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!

    Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own.

    [Genie's mouth drops]

    Genie: Oh, I feel sheepish.

    [he turns into a sheep]

    Genie: All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy. But no more freebies.

  • Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?

    Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.

    Razoul: [snatching Aladdin by the collar] Gotcha!

    Aladdin: I'm in trouble.

  • Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh.

    [to Abu]

    Aladdin: Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.

    Genie: [stomps his foot to stop Aladdin, Abu, and Carpet from leaving] Excuse me?

    Genie: [scoffs]

    Genie: Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO *SIDDOWN!*

  • Genie: [as a bee] Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.

    Aladdin: Huh?

    Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.

  • Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?

    Princess Jasmine: [glumly] Oh... It's wonderful.

    Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets.

    Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.

    Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.

    Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.

    Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...

    Princess Jasmine: You're just...

    AladdinPrincess Jasmine: ...trapped.

  • Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread?

  • Genie: [sniffs tearfully] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.

    Sultan: That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.

    Princess Jasmine: Father?

    Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.

    Princess Jasmine: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.

    Aladdin: [chuckles] Call me Al.

  • [Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin, when the guards capture him]

    Princess Jasmine: Let him go!

    Razoul: [laughs] Looky here, men. A street mouse.

    [throws her down]

    Princess Jasmine: Unhand him!

    [pulls off the hood of her cloak]

    Princess Jasmine: By order of the Princess.

    Razoul: [everyone falls silent and bows] Princess Jasmine!

    Aladdin: The Princess?

    Abu the Monkey: [peaks out from a jar] The Princess?

    Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?

    Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!

    Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.

    Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.

  • ["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]

    Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.

    Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!

    [Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]

    Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.

    Aladdin: The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!

    Jafar: What?

    Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.

    Genie: [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?

    Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!

    Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.

  • Aladdin: [singing] Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, siree! They'd find out there's so much more to me.

    Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

  • Princess Jasmine: [after their magic carpet ride around the world] It's all so magical.

    Aladdin: [as Prince Ali] Yeah.

    Princess Jasmine: [sneakily] It's a shame Abu had to miss this.

    Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks. He really doesn't like flying either. Uh... that is... um... Oh, no!

    Princess Jasmine: [pulls off Aladdin's turban] You *are* the boy from the market. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?

    Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!

    Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?

    Aladdin: No!

    Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn't figure it out?

    Aladdin: No! I-I mean... I-I hoped you wouldn't. Uh... no, that-that's not what I meant!

    Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.

    Aladdin: The truth? The truth, um... The-the truth is, I... I-I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I-I really am a prince.

    Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?

    Aladdin: Well, you know, uh... um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?

    Princess Jasmine: Hmm... Not that strange.

  • Aladdin: Hey... can you make me a prince?

    Genie: [opens 'Royal Recipes' book] Uh, let's see. "Chicken à la King"?

    [chuckles]

    Genie: Nope. "Alaskan king crab".

    [pulls out a crab clamped to his finger]

    Genie: [flicking it off] Ow. I hate when they do that. "Caesar salad-"

    [arm with a knife raises from the book trying to stab him]

    Genie: Aah! Et tu, Brute? No. Aha! "To make a prince."

  • Genie: I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?

    Aladdin: Uh... uh, Aladdin.

    Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie?

    [turns into a Scotsman]

    Genie: Sounds like, 'Here, boy!'

    [whistles]

    Genie: 'C'mon, Laddie!'

    [turns into a dog]

    Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.

  • Jafar: Just... where did you say you were from?

    Aladdin: [as Prince Ali Ababwa] Oh, uh... uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.

    Jafar: Try me.

  • Aladdin: Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.

    Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.

    Aladdin: Well, I guess... this... is goodbye?

    Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair! I love you.

    [Genie wipes away a tear from his eyes]

    Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.

    Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?

    Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.

  • Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!

    Jafar: Prince Ali left.

    Aladdin: [standing in the doorway to the balcony] Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!

  • Aladdin: Wait, wait a minute. I'm... your master?

    Genie: [gives Aladdin a mortar cap and diploma] That's right! He can be taught!

  • Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!

    [the palace gates slam shut in front of Aladdin]

    Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas!

    [he scratches his head]

    Aladdin: [sighs] Come on, Abu. Let's go home.

  • Aladdin: Wish fulfillment?

    Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.

  • Guard: You won't get away so easy!

    Aladdin: You think that was easy?

  • Aladdin: [picking up the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...

    [sees Abu take a ruby]

    Aladdin: Abu! Nooo!

    Cave of Wonders: Infidels!

    Abu the Monkey: Uh-oh.

    Cave of Wonders: [thundering] You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!

  • Aladdin: So, three wishes. Hm, I want them to be good. What would you wish for?

    Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.

    Aladdin: What?

    Genie: No, I can't tell you.

    Aladdin: C'mon, tell me.

    Genie: Freedom!

  • [Abu goes crazy and leaps onto Aladdin's head as they escape from the destructing Cave of Wonders]

    Aladdin: Abu! Abu, this is no time to panic!

    [sees that they're about to hit a wall]

    Aladdin: Start panicking!

  • Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty!

    Portly Agrabah Woman: [scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!

  • [Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]

    Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To control!

    Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?

    Jafar: Huh?

    Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!

    [cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]

    Jafar: What?

    Aladdin: And everything that goes with it.

    [Aladdin holds up a black genie lamp, which sucks Jafar in]

    Jafar: No! No!

    Iago: I'm getting out of here!

    Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...

    [Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]

    Iago: Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't...!

    [both Jafar and Iago disappear in the lamp]

    Aladdin: ...itty bitty living space.

    Genie: Al, you little genius, you!

  • Aladdin: [hanging from the entrance of the Cave of Wonders] Help me out!

    Jafar: [in disguise] Throw me the lamp!

    Aladdin: I can't hold on! Give me your hand!

    Jafar: First give me the lamp!

    [Aladdin does so]

    Jafar: [laughs triumphantly] Yes! At last!

    [he grabs Aladdin's wrist]

    Aladdin: What're you doing?

    Jafar: Giving you your reward - your eternal reward!

    [he pulls out a dagger and is about to stab Aladdin; Abu bites his arm, forcing him to drop the dagger; Jafar then throws Aladdin and Abu back down the Cave, just as it closes]

    Jafar: [chuckles, removing his disguise] It's mine. It's all mine. I...

    [he searches for the lamp, but can't find it]

    Jafar: Where is it? No! Noooooo!

  • Aladdin: They wanna make me Sultan. No, they wanna make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.

    Genie: Al, you won!

    Aladdin: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I... I can't wish you free.

    Genie: [disappointed] Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master!

    [disappears into lamp resentfully]

  • Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?

    Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!

    [he turns into a giant snake]

  • Sultan: [of "Prince Ali Ababwa"] Jasmine will like this one.

    Aladdin: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.

    Jafar: Your Highness, no! I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?

    Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.

    Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!

  • Aladdin: [seeing Achmed ride toward the palace] Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.

  • Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!

    Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation!

    [He zaps Jasmine and Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him]

    Jafar: Down, boy!

    [He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitten. Rajah meows]

    Jafar: Oh princess

    [lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]

    Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.

    Aladdin: [Flying towards him on Carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!

    Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality.

    Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

    [zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]

    Iago: [mockingly] Or should we say Aladdin?

    Princess Jasmine: [shocked gasp] Ali?

    Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just.

    Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin.

    Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,

    [sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, Carpet flies in after them]

    Jafar: to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth.

    Jafar: [sends the pillar in the air]

    [Spoken]

    Jafar: Whoopee! So long!

    Iago: Goodbye. See ya.

    Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali!

    [laughs maniacally]

    Aladdin: Abu? Abu! Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance.

    Aladdin: Abu! Are you okay?

    Abu the Monkey: [shivers] Uh-huh.

    Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah! All right! Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!

  • [Jasmine has rejected "Prince Ali's" first advances toward her]

    Genie: [as a bee] Stop her! Stop her! Want me to sting her?

    Aladdin: Buzz off.

    Genie: OK, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself.

  • [repeated line]

    Aladdin: Do you trust me?

  • Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...

    Genie: [as a bee] Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Punctual!

    Aladdin: Punctual!

    Princess Jasmine: Punctual?

    Genie: Sorry.

    Aladdin: Uh, beautiful!

    Genie: Nice recovery.

  • Aladdin: I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now, when did / you last let your heart decide? / I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / over, sideways and under / on a magic carpet ride / A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no, or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming...

    Princess Jasmine: A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you!

    Aladdin: Now I'm in a whole new world with you...

    Princess Jasmine: Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky / A whole new world / A hundred thousand things to see / I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be...

    AladdinPrincess Jasmine: A whole new world / With new horizons to pursue / I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you / A whole new world / That's where we'll be / A thrilling chase, A wondrous place / For you and me...

  • Jafar: Prince Ali? Yes, it is he, / but not as you know him! / Read my lips, and come to grips / with reality! / Meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last / Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!

    [strips Aladdin of his magic]

    Princess Jasmine: Ali...

    Aladdin: Jasmine... I tried to tell you, I'm only...

    Jafar: So Ali, turns out to be / merely Aladdin / Just a con, need I go on? / Take it from me / His personality flaws, give me adequate cause / To send him packing on a one-way trip, so his propsects take a terminal dip / His assets frozen, the venue chosen / Is the ends of the earth - wheee! / So long, EX-Prince Ali!

    [locks Aladdin in a tower and hurls the tower into space]

  • [Aladdin and Jasmine are hanging out in Al's hideout when Razoul's guards show up]

    Guard: Here you are!

    AladdinPrincess Jasmine: [both] They're after me! They're after you?

  • The Wizard: Ah, he's taking forever that stupid boy... Here's the sun almost ready to set and he's still hasn't come back. What could it be doing? Curse it, If I chose the wrong boy to get that lamp.

    [Aladdin goes back from the garden, he sees the light outside, runs up]

    Aladdin: Master, I'm back!

    The Wizard: Oh, excellent. Excellent. Good work, my boy. Now just hand me the lamp and I'll help you out.

    Aladdin: No, pull me out first and then you get the lamp.

    The Wizard: Hand me the lamp and then I'll pull you out.

    Aladdin: You aren't getting any old lamp until you get me out of here.

    The Wizard: Listen, boy. I don't care you'll never get out of there. All I want is that lamp now, give it to me.

    Aladdin: Hmm. If that's the way you're gonna be, then you come get it yourself.

    The Wizard: What do you mean, you son of a camel? If you don't give me that lamp, I'll seal you into that cave forever.

    Aladdin: Uh-uh. You let me out of here and you'll never get it.

    The Wizard: Blast you. You'll be sorry for this.

  • Aladdin: But, they couldn't have just vanished!

    The Sultan: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You must know where she is and if you don't tell me right this minute, I'm going to have you beheaded!

    [the guards draws his swords, Aladdin look stunned]

    Aladdin: Wait, your highness! Don't be rash! Let me have three days and I promised I could bring her back.

    The Sultan: Three days, eh? Very well, I'll give you three days. But, you better bring the princess back or you'll never see your friends again.

  • Aladdin's Mother: Marriage? Have you lost your mind? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!

    Aladdin: It's not ridiculous, mother. If I asked the Genie, he could...

    Aladdin's Mother: Don't even mention that horrible creature again. The Sultan's daughter... Really, Aladdin? I think you've got stark raving mad.

    Aladdin: I'm going to marry her.

    Aladdin's Mother: All right. To prove how wrong you are, I'll go to the palace and present your acclaimed to the Sultan.

  • [last lines, after the Wizard's castle was sunked]

    Aladdin: [to Badral] I guess we should go back... They'll be expecting us.

    The Princess: Mm-hmm.

  • Aladdin: [thinking] If I have died in that cave... I would let this world without having done anything worthwhile. My mother's right. I've been acting like a fool... I've got to think of something to do, for my mother's safe and mind.

  • Aladdin: Mother? If I don't get something to eat, I'll die.

    Aladdin's Mother: Well, I hope that you can survived for a few more minutes. If I can finish this, I'll take it down to the marketplace and get some money. So, I won't have a dead son in my hands.

    Aladdin: You mean more money to buy food?

    Aladdin's Mother: I've always more money to buy food.

    [Aladdin sighs, takes the giant cup and pours the small bowl. But, it's empty... takes another giant cup]

    Aladdin's Mother: I've sold everything I own except for the clothes of our back... There's nothing left. Oh, Aladdin, I wish you start looking for some more you could do that your father was still alive. He could have train you to be a tailor, But as it is.

    Aladdin: Well, he didn't. So, I'm not anything.

    Aladdin's Mother: You roamed the streets with those vagrant friends of yours causing nothing but trouble. Isn't there anything else you can do?

    Aladdin: I guess there is... I just wish I knew what it was.

    [She looks at Aladdin, sighs and gets back to work]

  • [the Wizard is riding on the horse and making Aladdin run in the desert mile]

    The Wizard: Boy, you must run faster than that.

    Aladdin: What are you saying? We've been running for hours that we haven't stopped once.

    [panting and The Wizard's horse halted]

    The Wizard: We'll be there soon. But, that give you the energy to run faster.

    Aladdin: Please, let me rest for a while.

    The Wizard: No, we must hurry.

    Aladdin: But, I can't run anymore.

    The Wizard: I chose you, because I thought you were a boy of spirit. Prove it to me.

    [continues to ride the horse and Aladdin is panting, running]

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