Aladdin Quotes in
Aladdin: [to Corporal] If you have to leave, don't go until you come back.
Aladdin: Genie, I wish for your freedom.
Genie: One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I... What?
Aladdin: [holds the lamp up to Genie] Genie, you're free!
Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her.
Aladdin: [to Jasmine] I've been looking all over for you!
Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
Farouk: You, uh, know this girl?
Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
Farouk: She said she knew the sultan!
Aladdin: [gesturing to Abu] She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
[Abu mutters gibberish]
Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?
Aladdin: [through his teeth] No, no, no, not that one... Come on, Sultan.
Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I, I want the Nile." Wish for the Nile. Try that!
Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.
Genie: No way!
Genie: Oh, does that feel good!
Genie: So, what'll it be, Master?
Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
Genie: [as William F. Buckley] Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
Genie: [normal] Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie: So don't ask.
Genie: [fixes his head] Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]
Genie: You little punim there.
Genie: [turns into a cross between slimy Genie and Peter Lorre] Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
[he returns to normal]
Genie: Other than that, you got it.
Genie: [as Jack Nicholson] All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Genie: [pointing to each word on a blackboard] Tell her, the TRUUUUUUTH!
Aladdin: You're a prisoner?
Genie: It's all part and parcel, the whole genie gig.
[grows to a gigantic size]
Genie: Phenomenal cosmic powers!
[shrinks down inside the lamp]
Genie: Itty bitty living space!
Genie: [as a female flight attendant] Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.
Genie: [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own.
[Genie's mouth drops]
Genie: Oh, I feel sheepish.
[he turns into a sheep]
Genie: All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy. But no more freebies.
Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Razoul: [snatching Aladdin by the collar] Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh.
Aladdin: Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.
Genie: [stomps his foot to stop Aladdin, Abu, and Carpet from leaving] Excuse me?
Genie: Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO *SIDDOWN!*
Genie: [as a bee] Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
Genie: She's smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Princess Jasmine: [glumly] Oh... It's wonderful.
Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets.
Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
Princess Jasmine: You're just...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
Aladdin: All this for a loaf of bread?
Genie: [sniffs tearfully] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.
Sultan: That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
Princess Jasmine: Father?
Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
Princess Jasmine: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
Aladdin: [chuckles] Call me Al.
[Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin, when the guards capture him]
Princess Jasmine: Let him go!
Razoul: [laughs] Looky here, men. A street mouse.
[throws her down]
Princess Jasmine: Unhand him!
[pulls off the hood of her cloak]
Princess Jasmine: By order of the Princess.
Razoul: [everyone falls silent and bows] Princess Jasmine!
Aladdin: The Princess?
Abu the Monkey: [peaks out from a jar] The Princess?
Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.
["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]
Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!
[Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
Aladdin: The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
Genie: [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!
Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
Aladdin: [singing] Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, siree! They'd find out there's so much more to me.
Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
Princess Jasmine: [after their magic carpet ride around the world] It's all so magical.
Aladdin: [as Prince Ali] Yeah.
Princess Jasmine: [sneakily] It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks. He really doesn't like flying either. Uh... that is... um... Oh, no!
Princess Jasmine: [pulls off Aladdin's turban] You *are* the boy from the market. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!
Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn't figure it out?
Aladdin: No! I-I mean... I-I hoped you wouldn't. Uh... no, that-that's not what I meant!
Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.
Aladdin: The truth? The truth, um... The-the truth is, I... I-I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I-I really am a prince.
Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?
Aladdin: Well, you know, uh... um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?
Princess Jasmine: Hmm... Not that strange.
Aladdin: Hey... can you make me a prince?
Genie: [opens 'Royal Recipes' book] Uh, let's see. "Chicken à la King"?
Genie: Nope. "Alaskan king crab".
[pulls out a crab clamped to his finger]
Genie: [flicking it off] Ow. I hate when they do that. "Caesar salad-"
[arm with a knife raises from the book trying to stab him]
Genie: Aah! Et tu, Brute? No. Aha! "To make a prince."
Genie: I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
Aladdin: Uh... uh, Aladdin.
Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie?
[turns into a Scotsman]
Genie: Sounds like, 'Here, boy!'
Genie: 'C'mon, Laddie!'
[turns into a dog]
Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
Jafar: Just... where did you say you were from?
Aladdin: [as Prince Ali Ababwa] Oh, uh... uh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure.
Jafar: Try me.
Aladdin: Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
Aladdin: Well, I guess... this... is goodbye?
Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair! I love you.
[Genie wipes away a tear from his eyes]
Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Jafar: Prince Ali left.
Aladdin: [standing in the doorway to the balcony] Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Aladdin: Wait, wait a minute. I'm... your master?
Genie: [gives Aladdin a mortar cap and diploma] That's right! He can be taught!
Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!
[the palace gates slam shut in front of Aladdin]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas!
[he scratches his head]
Aladdin: [sighs] Come on, Abu. Let's go home.
Aladdin: Wish fulfillment?
Genie: Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
Guard: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy?
Aladdin: [picking up the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...
[sees Abu take a ruby]
Aladdin: Abu! Nooo!
Cave of Wonders: Infidels!
Abu the Monkey: Uh-oh.
Cave of Wonders: [thundering] You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now you will never again see the light of day!
Aladdin: So, three wishes. Hm, I want them to be good. What would you wish for?
Genie: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
Genie: No, I can't tell you.
Aladdin: C'mon, tell me.
[Abu goes crazy and leaps onto Aladdin's head as they escape from the destructing Cave of Wonders]
Aladdin: Abu! Abu, this is no time to panic!
[sees that they're about to hit a wall]
Aladdin: Start panicking!
Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty!
Portly Agrabah Woman: [scoops Aladdin up in her arms and sings] Still I think he's rather tasty!
[Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]
Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To control!
Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
[cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]
Aladdin: And everything that goes with it.
[Aladdin holds up a black genie lamp, which sucks Jafar in]
Jafar: No! No!
Iago: I'm getting out of here!
Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...
[Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]
Iago: Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't...!
[both Jafar and Iago disappear in the lamp]
Aladdin: ...itty bitty living space.
Genie: Al, you little genius, you!
Aladdin: [hanging from the entrance of the Cave of Wonders] Help me out!
Jafar: [in disguise] Throw me the lamp!
Aladdin: I can't hold on! Give me your hand!
Jafar: First give me the lamp!
[Aladdin does so]
Jafar: [laughs triumphantly] Yes! At last!
[he grabs Aladdin's wrist]
Aladdin: What're you doing?
Jafar: Giving you your reward - your eternal reward!
[he pulls out a dagger and is about to stab Aladdin; Abu bites his arm, forcing him to drop the dagger; Jafar then throws Aladdin and Abu back down the Cave, just as it closes]
Jafar: [chuckles, removing his disguise] It's mine. It's all mine. I...
[he searches for the lamp, but can't find it]
Jafar: Where is it? No! Noooooo!
Aladdin: They wanna make me Sultan. No, they wanna make Prince Ali Sultan. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you won!
Aladdin: Because of you. The only reason anyone thinks I'm worth anything is because of you. What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I... I can't wish you free.
Genie: [disappointed] Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master!
[disappears into lamp resentfully]
Aladdin: Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be!
[he turns into a giant snake]
Sultan: [of "Prince Ali Ababwa"] Jasmine will like this one.
Aladdin: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.
Jafar: Your Highness, no! I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?
Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.
Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!
Aladdin: [seeing Achmed ride toward the palace] Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.
Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation!
[He zaps Jasmine and Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him]
Jafar: Down, boy!
[He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitten. Rajah meows]
Jafar: Oh princess
[lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]
Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.
Aladdin: [Flying towards him on Carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!
Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]
Iago: [mockingly] Or should we say Aladdin?
Princess Jasmine: [shocked gasp] Ali?
Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just.
Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin.
Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,
[sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, Carpet flies in after them]
Jafar: to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth.
Jafar: [sends the pillar in the air]
Jafar: Whoopee! So long!
Iago: Goodbye. See ya.
Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali!
Aladdin: Abu? Abu! Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance.
Aladdin: Abu! Are you okay?
Abu the Monkey: [shivers] Uh-huh.
Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah! All right! Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
[Jasmine has rejected "Prince Ali's" first advances toward her]
Genie: [as a bee] Stop her! Stop her! Want me to sting her?
Aladdin: Buzz off.
Genie: OK, fine. But remember, "bee" yourself.
Aladdin: Do you trust me?
Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: [as a bee] Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Punctual!
Princess Jasmine: Punctual?
Aladdin: Uh, beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
Aladdin: I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now, when did / you last let your heart decide? / I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / over, sideways and under / on a magic carpet ride / A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no, or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming...
Princess Jasmine: A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you!
Aladdin: Now I'm in a whole new world with you...
Princess Jasmine: Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky / A whole new world / A hundred thousand things to see / I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be...
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: A whole new world / With new horizons to pursue / I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you / A whole new world / That's where we'll be / A thrilling chase, A wondrous place / For you and me...
Jafar: Prince Ali? Yes, it is he, / but not as you know him! / Read my lips, and come to grips / with reality! / Meet a blast from your past, whose lies were too good to last / Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[strips Aladdin of his magic]
Princess Jasmine: Ali...
Aladdin: Jasmine... I tried to tell you, I'm only...
Jafar: So Ali, turns out to be / merely Aladdin / Just a con, need I go on? / Take it from me / His personality flaws, give me adequate cause / To send him packing on a one-way trip, so his propsects take a terminal dip / His assets frozen, the venue chosen / Is the ends of the earth - wheee! / So long, EX-Prince Ali!
[locks Aladdin in a tower and hurls the tower into space]
[Aladdin and Jasmine are hanging out in Al's hideout when Razoul's guards show up]
Guard: Here you are!
Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: [both] They're after me! They're after you?
The Wizard: Ah, he's taking forever that stupid boy... Here's the sun almost ready to set and he's still hasn't come back. What could it be doing? Curse it, If I chose the wrong boy to get that lamp.
[Aladdin goes back from the garden, he sees the light outside, runs up]
Aladdin: Master, I'm back!
The Wizard: Oh, excellent. Excellent. Good work, my boy. Now just hand me the lamp and I'll help you out.
Aladdin: No, pull me out first and then you get the lamp.
The Wizard: Hand me the lamp and then I'll pull you out.
Aladdin: You aren't getting any old lamp until you get me out of here.
The Wizard: Listen, boy. I don't care you'll never get out of there. All I want is that lamp now, give it to me.
Aladdin: Hmm. If that's the way you're gonna be, then you come get it yourself.
The Wizard: What do you mean, you son of a camel? If you don't give me that lamp, I'll seal you into that cave forever.
Aladdin: Uh-uh. You let me out of here and you'll never get it.
The Wizard: Blast you. You'll be sorry for this.
Aladdin: But, they couldn't have just vanished!
The Sultan: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You must know where she is and if you don't tell me right this minute, I'm going to have you beheaded!
[the guards draws his swords, Aladdin look stunned]
Aladdin: Wait, your highness! Don't be rash! Let me have three days and I promised I could bring her back.
The Sultan: Three days, eh? Very well, I'll give you three days. But, you better bring the princess back or you'll never see your friends again.
Aladdin's Mother: Marriage? Have you lost your mind? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Aladdin: It's not ridiculous, mother. If I asked the Genie, he could...
Aladdin's Mother: Don't even mention that horrible creature again. The Sultan's daughter... Really, Aladdin? I think you've got stark raving mad.
Aladdin: I'm going to marry her.
Aladdin's Mother: All right. To prove how wrong you are, I'll go to the palace and present your acclaimed to the Sultan.
[last lines, after the Wizard's castle was sunked]
Aladdin: [to Badral] I guess we should go back... They'll be expecting us.
The Princess: Mm-hmm.
Aladdin: [thinking] If I have died in that cave... I would let this world without having done anything worthwhile. My mother's right. I've been acting like a fool... I've got to think of something to do, for my mother's safe and mind.
Aladdin: Mother? If I don't get something to eat, I'll die.
Aladdin's Mother: Well, I hope that you can survived for a few more minutes. If I can finish this, I'll take it down to the marketplace and get some money. So, I won't have a dead son in my hands.
Aladdin: You mean more money to buy food?
Aladdin's Mother: I've always more money to buy food.
[Aladdin sighs, takes the giant cup and pours the small bowl. But, it's empty... takes another giant cup]
Aladdin's Mother: I've sold everything I own except for the clothes of our back... There's nothing left. Oh, Aladdin, I wish you start looking for some more you could do that your father was still alive. He could have train you to be a tailor, But as it is.
Aladdin: Well, he didn't. So, I'm not anything.
Aladdin's Mother: You roamed the streets with those vagrant friends of yours causing nothing but trouble. Isn't there anything else you can do?
Aladdin: I guess there is... I just wish I knew what it was.
[She looks at Aladdin, sighs and gets back to work]
[the Wizard is riding on the horse and making Aladdin run in the desert mile]
The Wizard: Boy, you must run faster than that.
Aladdin: What are you saying? We've been running for hours that we haven't stopped once.
[panting and The Wizard's horse halted]
The Wizard: We'll be there soon. But, that give you the energy to run faster.
Aladdin: Please, let me rest for a while.
The Wizard: No, we must hurry.
Aladdin: But, I can't run anymore.
The Wizard: I chose you, because I thought you were a boy of spirit. Prove it to me.
[continues to ride the horse and Aladdin is panting, running]
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