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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthur Baer
I'm a failed newspaper man myself. -- Ernie Harwell
I'm very unrelaxed doing a newspaper interview. -- Hugh Grant
Well I just always wanted to be a newspaper reporter. -- H. G. Bissinger
We're newspaper junkies; I can't imagine life without a newspaper. -- Sally Quinn
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper. -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
We're no longer a newspaper in the morning, we're a 24/7 newspaper organization. -- Katharine Weymouth
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. -- A. C. Benson
Whether you're a newspaper journalist, a lawyer, a doctor. You have to organize your thoughts. -- Frederick Wiseman
My kids wouldn't dream of buying a newspaper - and we are a newspaper household. -- Andrew Marr
A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier. -- H. L. Mencken
Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper. -- George Orwell
A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. -- Garrison Keillor
Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence? -- Jimmy Breslin
Public opinion is a compound of folly, weakness, prejudice, wrong feeling, right feeling, obstinacy, and newspaper paragraphs. -- Robert Peel
Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction. -- Adlai E. Stevenson
Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction. -- Charles Revson
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. -- Jerry Seinfeld
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it. -- Thomas Jefferson
Given how few young people actually read the newspaper, it's a good thing they'll be reading a newspaper on a screen. -- Bill Gates
I couldn't open up a magazine, you couldn't read a newspaper, you couldn't turn on the TV without hearing about the obesity epidemic in America. -- Morgan Spurlock
Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper. -- Billy Sunday
You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on. -- Harry S. Truman
Most people today still believe, perhaps unconsciously, in the heliocentric universe every newspaper in the land has a section on astrology, yet few have anything at all on astronomy. -- Hannes Alfven
A city with one newspaper, or with a morning and an evening paper under one ownership, is like a man with one eye, and often the eye is glass. -- A. J. Liebling
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter. -- Aleister Crowley
I really wanted to be a newspaper cartoonist, but nobody liked my work. I didn't have the control or flair that was necessary to create something that didn't look childish. -- Jeff Kinney
Reading a newspaper is like reading someone's letters, as opposed to a biography or a history. The writer really does not know what will happen. A novelist needs to feel what that is like. -- A. S. Byatt
I think I was 9, and my mom ordered them for me from a catalogue. They bred like crazy, and I was selling gerbils all around Michigan. They wrote a story about me in the local newspaper. -- K. A. Applegate
I read the newspaper. -- George W. Bush
Washington newspaper men know everything. -- Buffalo Bill
Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul. -- Henri Matisse
Owning a newspaper does not confer immunity. -- Alexander Lebedev
My newspaper job "¦ is my identity. -- Roger Ebert
I never worked on the school newspaper. -- Jeff Bezos
A newspaper is the lowest thing there is. -- Richard J. Daley
Our great American writers were all newspaper people. -- John Gould
I would rather exercise than read a newspaper. -- Kim Alexis
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world. -- Steve Coogan
With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. -- Bette Davis
Reading the morning newspaper is the realist's morning prayer. -- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
That endless book, the newspaper, is our national glory. -- Henry Ward Beecher
A newspaper is always a weapon in somebody's hands. -- Claud Cockburn
If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain
In general, Hitler embodied the view of any popular newspaper. -- A. N. Wilson
If we saw tomorrow's newspaper today, tomorrow would never happen. -- Kenneth E. Boulding
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson
Every company is its own TV station, magazine, and newspaper. -- Jay Baer
I wrote the music column in my high school newspaper. -- Eddie Trunk
The newspaper is a lecture. The Web is a conversation. -- James Lileks
Well I just always wanted to be a newspaper reporter. -- H. G. Bissinger
I read little, I just glance through one newspaper. Just 15 minutes. -- Pope Francis
Many a good newspaper story has been ruined by over verification. -- James Gordon Bennett
A daily newspaper should report the news, not play at geopolitics. -- Rafael Correa
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. -- Kin Hubbard
I can take a newspaper and make it a lethal weapon. -- Sarah Shahi
Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson
Joao Gilberto on guitar could read a newspaper and sound good. -- Miles Davis
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. -- Arthur Miller
The printed newspaper is a powerful showcase for news, opinion and advertising. -- Jill Abramson
Frankly, no newspaper is set up to monitor for cheats and fabricators. -- Howell Raines
I wrote newspaper articles professionally for seven years, and I love newspapers. -- Al Gore
The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings. -- Fulton J. Sheen
During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper. -- Jim Pattison
He who is without a newspaper is cut off from his species. -- P. T. Barnum
I still read newspaper comics, but without much hope for their future. -- Bill Watterson
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson
If I want to ban any newspaper, I will, with good reason. -- Yahya Jammeh
The Washington Post was interesting because it's such a politically minded newspaper. -- Rachel McAdams
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson
If you talk to most people under 30, they don't read a newspaper. -- Douglas Alexander
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. -- Norm Crosby
It is obvious that the newspaper produces the opinion of the readers. -- Umberto Eco
A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper. -- Edward Abbey
I am sure that I never read any memorable news in a newspaper. -- Henry David Thoreau
There are strange things lost and forgotten in obscure corners of the newspaper. -- Arthur Machen
I would honor the man who give to his country a good newspaper. -- Rutherford B. Hayes
An old man drinks tea and reads the newspaper--forgetting age for a moment. -- Mason Cooley
A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and the minimum of comment. -- Richard Cobden
I come from a newspaper background, so maybe I'm attuned to current events. -- Jess Walter
I come from a newspaper background, so maybe Im attuned to current events. -- Jess Walter
There is no substitute for a local newspaper that is doing its job. -- Warren Buffett
I believe the Times is a great newspaper, but a profoundly fallible one. -- Daniel Okrent
People hear about stuff from their friends or a magazine or a newspaper. -- David Byrne
We must hold the Bible in one hand and the newspaper in the other. -- Karl Barth
The most efficacious secular book that ever was published in America is the newspaper. -- Henry Ward Beecher
Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. -- Elias Canetti
I've never worked for a newspaper. I've had some very bad reviews in newspapers... -- Truman Capote
The newspaper is a greater treasure to the people than uncounted millions of gold. -- Henry Ward Beecher
Rise early. Write. Disappoint your sons. Read the newspaper. Go to bed early. Success. -- Arthur Miller
Every time a story about me appears in a newspaper, I am injured professionally. -- Norman Mailer
Show me a contented newspaper editor and I will show you a bad newspaper. -- Arthur Christiansen
The newspaper fits the reader's program while the listener must fit the broadcaster's program. -- Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper. -- Charles Peguy
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. -- Mark Twain
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists. -- Norman Mailer
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey! -- Mark Twain
My dad's been one of those dads who loves showing newspaper articles to the neighbors. -- Girl Talk
America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men. -- Alexander Graham Bell
As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist." -- Dave Barry
Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed. -- Will Rogers
Nowadays, her life is more like a newspaper: aimless, up-to-date and full of meaningless events -- Michel Faber
I cannot, whilst President of the United States, descend to enter into a newspaper controversy. -- James K. Polk
Bible texts are best read with a pair of glasses made out of today's newspaper. -- Dorothee Solle
If I read a scary story in the newspaper, I find I'm haunted by it. -- Karen Thompson Walker
My theory was that a city without a newspaper is a city without a soul. -- Luis A. Ferre
When I started out, people were afraid of parish priests. Now they're afraid of newspaper editors. -- Michael D. Higgins
Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.' -- Bill Gross
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day. -- Joel Osteen
Take your Bible and take your newspaper, and read both. But interpret newspapers from your Bible. -- Karl Barth
News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper. -- Arthur Christiansen
In my case, I was covering politics in Texas as a newspaper man in the 1960's. -- Jim Lehrer
Calm and silent and steady work, and no newspaper humbug, no name-making, you must always remember. -- Swami Vivekananda
These newspaper reporters... ever since Sullivan versus New York Times... have got a license to lie. -- Edward Bennett Williams
Most newspaper companies still have their heads in the sand, but other media companies are aggressive. -- Rupert Murdoch
Thank God the economy is not as bad as you read in the newspaper every day. -- Phil Gramm
The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram. -- Don Marquis
You shouldn't presume that all quotes that are in a magazine or a newspaper are accurate. -- Andrew Card
I was editor of my high school literary magazine and a reporter for the school newspaper. -- Jeffery Deaver

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