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The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish -- Tate Hallaway
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. -- Nina Dobrev
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. -- Demi Lovato
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place! -- Jenny Mollen
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. -- Christopher Paul Curtis
Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. -- Marcus Aurelius
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count. -- Jasper Fforde
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. -- Mae West
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. -- Erma Bombeck
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. -- Rodney Dangerfield
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. -- Charlaine Harris
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. -- Kim Harrison
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. -- Tyra Banks
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. -- Derek Landy
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' -- Paris Hilton
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part. -- David Levithan
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience. -- Margaret Brown
I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers. -- Helen Keller
My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them. -- Koren Zailckas
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn't know what it was. -- Rachel Vincent
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him. -- Laini Taylor
We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1. -- Lisa Lutz
You're always in my head. -- Coldplay
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde
She don't love me like she say she love. Believe Me -- Drake
I know when that hotline bling That can only mean one thing. -- Drake
Now you say you want it back Now that it's just too late Well could have been easy. -- Taylor Swift
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. -- Michelle Ryan
I wish I didn't fall so deep in love with you and now there ain't no way we can be friends. -- Trey Songz
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. -- Fiona Apple
On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone. -- Chelsea Peretti
People like you always want back The love they pushed aside But people like me are gone forever When you say goodbye. -- Taylor Swift
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Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure. -- Sloane Crosley
I think a beautiful quality that's a biological, hormonal imperative for women, whether they have children or not, is that we're built to be empathic. For me, it was finally being maternal in an appropriate way instead of trying to mommy ex-boyfriends. -- Alanis Morissette
My ex-boyfriend said, 'You have a better chance of getting elected to Congress than getting on the staff of a television show.' Which was the perfect thing for him to say, because my entire career is, 'Well, screw you.' And we broke up. -- Jenji Kohan
It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself 'God I'm in love.' -- Willa Ford
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends. -- Lily Rabe
I've actually always started with what feels most natural. Which is, the people who surround me in my daily life. So, the first show I ever wrote, which is called 'Surface Transit,' was based in part on people I knew from my family. Co-workers, ex-boyfriends. All of that kind of thing. -- Sarah Jones
It has taken me a long time to work out the function of ex-boyfriends, at least for me: how they can help you work out what you want from life and from a partner by showing you what you don't. If a man is your ex, it's better all round if he was not Mr. Right. -- Nicola Monaghan
Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. -- Adrienne Bailon
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule. -- Eva Longoria
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. -- Jo Brand
Amongst all the beautiful women in this world..There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again -- 69rascal
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? -- Richelle Mead
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. -- Greg Behrendt
We linked handsâ??my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and Iâ??and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all. -- Kiersten White
Your extracurricular activities are definitely somewhat lackluster, Annie.What? Being the daughter of a celebrated criminal doesn't count as an extracurricular activity?No, Scarlet saidA case could be made for poisoning your ex-boyfriend however. -- Gabrielle Zevin

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