Jenny Mollen quotes:

At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time.

I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

My parents have been married multiple times each, so the idea of being committed to somebody was scary.

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

I don't think that crazy should have a negative connotation - it just means that you're fun. I think that crazy is just a term that boring people use to describe fun people.

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

I've always gravitated toward men who sort of kind of eclipsed me in some way. And I think that it's because I have this need to be better.

Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny.

I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like, "Oh you're the funny girl!"... but that was never how I saw myself. It's changed how I seem in other people's eyes.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

I like you just the way I am.