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A man never has good luck who has a bad wife. -- Henry Ward Beecher
Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife. -- Rudyard Kipling
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. -- Hesiod
No greater evil can a man endure Than a bad wife, nor find a greater good Than one both good and wise; and each man speaks As judging by the experience of his life. -- Sophocles
One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much. -- Aaron Spelling
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. -- Bob Monkhouse
I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. -- Halle Berry
I want my wife and children to travel always with me and share good things and bad things. That's what the family is for. -- Marcello Giordani
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. -- Michael Caine
I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too. -- Sergio Aguero
One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money. -- Peter Capaldi
Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy. -- Jet Li
I live in a state of hypersensitivity, and I've always had this feeling that something bad is going to happen to myself, or my wife and children. This manifests itself in different fears and visions. -- Paddy Considine
I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews. -- Barry Sonnenfeld
It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer's life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine. -- Dick Cavett
I don't like most Christmas movies. They're pretty bad, though they seem to make tons of money anyway. Like this movie 'Elf,' I got the script for that, and I turned it down right away. Against my wife's better judgment. -- Terry Zwigoff
I like writing books. I'd rather be at home with my wife. I can write, take a break, come out, have a glass of tea, give my wife a kiss, and go back in and write some more. It's not so bad. I am really lucky. -- Gene Wilder
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things. -- Hugh Jackman
We found that our kids enjoy those simple adventures we take as a family. I'm driving, my wife's the copilot and we give one kid a choice of what they want to go do. We eat a lot of bad food and sleep in some interesting hotels. -- Mark Consuelos
I'm still not a great reader, but my wife is and my daughters are, and I envy them. I think I got into a bad habit of trying to do something all the time, instead of trying to sit down and take my time a little bit. -- Mike Krzyzewski
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. -- Jeff Foxworthy
The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn't thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames. -- Bobby Flay
We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife. -- M.F. Moonzajer
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again. -- Gillian Flynn
My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. -- Jay Leno
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. -- Aaron Spelling
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife? -- Betty Smith
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. -- Woody Allen
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. -- Rodney Dangerfield
A man cannot possess anything that is better than a good wife, or anything that is worse than a bad one. -- Simonides of Ceos
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. -- Woody Allen
The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband. -- D. H. Lawrence
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. -- Spike Milligan
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought". -- Robert Menzies
The symphony orchestra had played poorly, so the conductor was in a bad mood. That night he beat his wife--because the music hadn't been beautiful enough. -- George Carlin
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. -- Ray Romano
A Muslim must not hate his wife and if he be displeased with one bad quality in her, then let him be pleased with another that is good. -- Anonymous
The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great. -- Don Zimmer
Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life. -- Simonides of Ceos

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