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Don't ever spend more than three weeks apart. Two and a half weeks, maybe three, was the longest we ever did. -- Alyson Hannigan
In May I keep count.Two and a half more days of school;five between exams.Twenty thousand words of a noveland four poems and six borrowed books.More numbers to add to counting my pillsand trying to work out how to stay awake. -- Miriam Joy
A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway. -- Bill Nye
I work out two, two and a half hours a day. -- Henry Cavill
Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing. He is a non-existent character. -- Angus T. Jones
It takes about two and a half percent growth just to keep unemployment stable. -- Ben Bernanke
I mean, Beatles songs were two and a half minutes long, and they're fantastic. -- Billy Sherwood
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. -- Richard Lewis
I was two and a half when I first climbed up and sat at a piano. -- Tori Amos
I don't want to wait more than a year and a half or two years between books. -- Max Cannon
On a school day, I practice for two hours and more than half a day on weekends. -- Guan Tianlang
I've got cut half in two, once, and blowed up a time or two, but nothing permanent. -- Red Adair
I started to write a new editor not too long ago and had it about half done after two days. -- Bill Joy
I had stories that needed more space than the hour and a half or two hours a movie gives you. -- Manuel Puig
I work out two, two and a half hours a day. For 'Immortals,' it was body-weight stuff: crunches, pullups, and martial arts-based cardio. -- Henry Cavill
I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,' and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth. -- Angus T. Jones
My first show sold within the first 3 minutes, and I came back to the studio and spent the next two and a half years making almost nothing. -- Anish Kapoor
As for swimming, I'm now in the pool 5 days a week from 8 to 10 a.m. And I'm in the gym for an hour and a half, 4 days a week. Two days upper body, two days lower. -- Dana Torres
Our political establishment refuses to use the word 'segregated.' They call the schools diverse, which means half black, half Hispanic, and maybe two white kids and three Asians. 'Diverse' has become a synonym for 'segregated.' -- Jonathan Kozol
I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for, like, two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had. -- Reggie Watts
I wrote 'Marvels,' which was about a guy who had two daughters, and I wrote 'Astro City Volume 2 #1,' which was about a guy who had two daughters. In both cases, about a year and a half or two years apart. And then after that, I had two daughters, about a year and a half or two years apart. -- Kurt Busiek
I always wanted to be a zookeeper when I was growing up, and I've wound up a zookeeper! I've been working with the Los Angeles Zoo for 45 years! I'm the luckiest old broad on two feet because my life is divided absolutely in half - half animals and half show business. You can't ask for better than two things you love the most. -- Betty White
Two half truths do not make a truth. -- Arthur Koestler
Virtue lies half way between two opposite vices. -- Horace
You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits. -- Neil Kinnock
I've missed half or two-thirds of my children's lives, -- Chesley Sullenberger
One's not half of two; two are halves of one. -- e. e. cummings
Two half philosophers will probably never a whole metaphysician make. -- Gaston Bachelard
Dividing an elephant in half does not produce two small elephants. -- Peter Senge
The middle way cannot be achieved by dividing two extremes in half. -- Eric Maisel
Women's tennis is two sets of rubbish that lasts only half an hour. -- Pat Cash
Two left-handed gloves don't make a pair. Two half-truths don't make a truth. -- Multatuli
A woman is only half of something there are usually two sides to. -- Thomas Pynchon
Sometimes you have to take a half step back to take two forward. -- Vince McMahon
Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height. -- M.C. Beaton
My strength is my distance. I can swim two-and-a-half soccer fields on one breath. -- Tanc Sade
When we two parted In silence and tears, Half broken-hearted, To sever for years. -- Lord Byron
Two negatives don't make a positive, any more than two half-wits make a wit. -- Neil Kinnock
I was allowed to meet my family every two weeks for a half hour. -- Mordechai Vanunu
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours. -- Ray Fitzgerald
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. -- Jon Lovitz
We have two and half million individual campaign contributions, more than any campaign in history. -- Bernie Sanders
Two half hitches around the horn will hold the devil as sure as you're born. -- David Lynch
Imaan is of two halves; half is patience (Sabr) and half is being thankful (Shukr). -- Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair. -- Charisma Carpenter
Two half-truths do not make a truth, and two half- cultures do not make a culture -- Arthur Koestler
If you give Shevchenko half a chance, he'll score two goals. That's how good he is -- Mark Hateley
In two words," said Alan quietly, "there is nothing I love half as much as you. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
I don't want to be your other half. I believe that one and one make two. -- Alanis Morissette
In any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. -- Wayne W. Dyer
In any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. -- Wayne W. Dyer
Pull a thread in my story and feel the tremor half a world and two millenia away. -- Daniel Taylor
Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning. -- Adam McKay
One boy's a boy, two boys are half a boy; three boys are no boy at all. -- Charles Lindbergh
Steve Jobs has said that Xwindows is brain-damamged and will disappear in two years. He got it half-right. -- Dennis Ritchie
Between the two poles of whole-truth and half-truth is slung the chancy hammock in which we all rock. -- Shana Alexander
We have three billion people, half the world's population today, living on less than two dollars a day. -- James Wolfensohn
We have three billion people, half the world's population today, living on less than two dollars a day." -- James Wolfensohn
Two people cannot be alone together for upwards of half an hour without one emerging as the superior. -- Lord Chesterfield
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. -- Prince Philip
Sister, they send you out for one and you bring back two... and a half. Such a clever girl. -- Stephenie Meyer
Words only reveal half of your heart. Service defines the other half. Character is the combination of the two. -- Shannon L. Alder
Home plate is 17 inches wide, but I ignore the middle 12 inches. I pitch to the two-and-a-half inches on each side. -- Warren Spahn
Well, I got married about two and a half years ago, and that's been a big change in my life. -- Jonny Lang
We allude to the short prose narrative, requiring from a half hour to one or two hours in its perusal -- Edgar Allan Poe
After an interval of two and a half centuries, the tradition of mystic illumination renewed itself in Italy and Germany. -- James Mark Baldwin
What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter. -- Brandon Mull
Two years ago, if anyone had told me I'd be doing half the stuff I'm doing, I wouldn't have believed it. -- Zayn Malik
I might be half Derek's size, but I was the one who sounded like a two-hundred-pound beast plowing through the woods. -- Kelley Armstrong
A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians. -- Jay Leno
Life has two halves: one patient and one afire. Love is the fiery half. Make me, O Lord, food for the flames. -- Khalil Gibran
Oracle was I had started it I guess two and a half years ago, maybe even longer than that, closer to three. -- Robert Rauschenberg
The truly incredible thing is were realizing that you can perform a two-and-a-half-hour gig without being high and still have a fantastic time. -- Stevie Nicks
That sort of half sigh, which, accompanied by two or three slight nods of the head, is pity's small change in general society. -- Charles Dickens
Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career. -- Matt Groening
I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out. -- MaryJanice Davidson
The down market favours the small two-, three-, four-person company, not the huge company with 100 people losing half a million dollars a month. -- Jason Calacanis
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say. -- Tom Stoppard
The beauty of a really good movie is that it's a whole world, complete in an hour and a half or two hours. -- Frank Spotnitz
Each year in Africa about two and a half million people go blind...and they just go blind... they sit around in their huts. -- Fred Hollows
If I had a picture of two handcuffed criminals being booked, I would cut the picture in half and get five bucks for each. -- Weegee
I don't like docudramas. Documentaries should not go together with fiction, or half-fiction or quarter-fiction. The two should not go together. They cannot mix. -- Elie Wiesel
I am in favor of the European institutions being led for the next two-and-a-half years as they have been thus far. We need stability. -- Jean-Claude Juncker
After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs. -- Sophie Monk
I've been known to have a good step or two. I'm half Samoan, you know, and part of our culture is singing and dancing daily. -- Dwayne Johnson
It's a big responsibility to be the main part of a film because if you don't like me, you have a problem for two-and-a-half hours. -- Carice van Houten
My first published novel, American Rust, took three and a half years of full-time work to write. But I wrote two apprentice novels before that. -- Philipp Meyer
My first published novel, 'American Rust,' took three and a half years of full-time work to write. But I wrote two apprentice novels before that. -- Philipp Meyer
We all know that there are these exemplars who can take the toughest students, and they'll teach them two-and-a-half years of math in a single year. -- Bill Gates
If a birth is the fall-out from the explosion caused by the union of two unstable elements, then perhaps a half-life is all we can expect. -- Salman Rushdie
One half of the world's people live on less than two dollars a day. This should concern our national security policy as well as our conscience. -- Lee H. Hamilton
I spend around two and half hours on the track every day running and another 2 hours in the weight room lifting weights with my strength coach. -- Allyson Felix
Nine holes of golf will take you one-and-a-half, two hours. I run in 20 minutes, I feel better off. So the cost benefit made me drop golf. -- Lee Kuan Yew
After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life. -- Richard Simmons
If I played just one song from every album, I would be onstage for two and a half hours. No one wants a show that long. -- Robyn Hitchcock
I did 'Othello' at the Oregon Shakes - I was at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival for two and a half years. That's where my training is. -- James Avery
When it comes to mountains there are two kinds of people; those who walk half way up & quit & those who conquer it which one are you? -- Ricardo Viana Vargas
I don't really watch too many movies. I don't have the patience usually to watch one, one and a half or two hours in a row. -- Magnus Carlsen
I was walking an average of about two and a half miles a day, which is still more than most Americans. Most Americans don't even walk that. -- Morgan Spurlock
My first show sold within the first 3 minutes, and I came back to the studio and spent the next two and a half years making almost nothing -- Anish Kapoor
When I had my daughter, Louisanna, two and a half years ago, I started recording every funny or sweet thing she said or did on my phone. -- Leelee Sobieski
There's nothing worse than putting two similar shows back-to-back. Viewers don't want to watch one show and then sit through another half-hour of almost the same thing. -- David Hyde Pierce
I'm training two-and-a-half hours a day, pushing my body beyond its normal limits, putting on a lot of muscle mass and just making myself look like Superman, -- Henry Cavill
I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him. -- Lizzy Caplan
Without the public support, we cannot withstand two years and a half. Look at the other countries, look what happened in Libya, in Tunisia and in Egypt. -- Bashar al-Assad
Man has here two and a half minutes-one to smile, one to sigh, and a half to love: for in the midst of this minute he dies. -- Jean Paul
It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that's a weird image. -- Jordan Sonnenblick
I can't have my employees sitting in traffic when they should be in the office. Spending two-and-half hours in the car is a huge waste of productive time. -- Azim Premji
In the middle of the woods Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo. Two old chairs and half a candle, One old jug without a handle- These were all the worldly goods. -- Edward Lear
Running the big rapids is like sex: half the fun lies in the anticipation. Two thirds of the thrill with the approach. The remainder is only ecstasy-or darkness. -- Edward Abbey
Nearly two and a half million people die every year that are on the voter rolls. So it takes time to get dead people off the voter rolls. -- Kellyanne Conway
Giant oak trees... have deep root systems that can extend two-and-one-half times their height. Such trees rarely are blown down regardless of how violent the storms may be. -- Joseph B. Wirthlin
You won't often find me in a pair of killer heels: my heel height doesn't rise above two and a half inches, as I would just fall over! -- Twiggy
In theater, you've got to be aware of your whole body because it involves stamina. It involves two-and-a-half hours and a sustained release of energy, maybe for six months. -- Alan Rickman
Envy hurt exponentially more than heartbreak because your soul was torn in two, half soaring with happiness for another person, half mired in a well of selfpity and pain. -- Diana Peterfreund
I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties. -- Agatha Christie
I'm sure there's a hell of a party in Ireland now and I know I don't have anything to do for two-and-a-half days so I'm going to party on -- Padraig Harrington
Two days like icebergs bleak, blank, half-melting, all frigid, mainly out of sight, and definitely a threat to peace of mind drifted by and were good to put behind. -- Roger Zelazny
When I was 66, my wife June died of cancer. Two years later--a year and a half ago--I married Kristen McMain, the eternal companion who now stands at my side. -- Dallin H. Oaks

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