Vince McMahon quotes:

I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me...

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

The standards are being lowered, not just on the Internet, but in all of news and media.

But because our organization has grown so much and in so many different ways, the delegation process places responsibility and authority on the shoulders of people you can watch grow and watch the way they treat others.

Shawn Michaels - the greatest WWE champion of all time!

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true.

If Stone Cold was to become champion, as of now, that would be a public-relations corporate nightmare.

I have to do something with my mind, or I'll get in trouble.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

Sometimes you have to take a half step back to take two forward.

Pro wrestling is what my dad did

You can rise above it. This country gives you opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

Anything can happen in the WWF!

We do have our finger on the pulse of the marketplace, if for no other reasons than having all these live events and listening to our audience all the time.

The key, of course, is to stay away from the losing years.

The biggest thrill in the world is entertaining the public, there is no bigger thrill than that.

In America it's live by the sword of freedom of expression and be will to die by it as well.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.

I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.

I understand the common man because I understand me in that regard at least.

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

If I like you, I'm going to tell you. I'm a hugger, even with men: I'm just very deep.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.

It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.

So we're living by that sword, and we're going to cut every now and then from it's backlash.

I don't know what drives me, I don't have a clue, but I'm driven more today than I ever have been.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it.

I'm a real common sense guy who caught a lot of good breaks and who has been very, very fortunate.

As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult.

I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

I don't mind paying people more for something if we're getting more. But just to change a deal because you're greedy and you want more? No. I'm not gonna go along with that.

I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.

I would dare say that most anyone in public life, if they stay in public long enough, is not treated fairly.

If anybody is gonna kill my creation, I'm gonna do it! ME... and the nWo.

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

If you stop building stars, which we never do, you wouldn't be in business.

I'm a guy who gets more out of life than some people - more out of one big breath of fresh air than most people get from breathing in and out for a lifetime.

I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.

I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

I'm not too good at lying still in the sun.

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

I'm your genetic jackhammer!

In Europe we could do it, if we fly as soon as the event is over.

In the real world of competition, the players want to compete and they want to compete at the very highest level.

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.

So, I get a kick out of working with the media.

That's Right! I Own the WCW!

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!

The Rock will always come back to us.

Thou art relieved of thy duties!

We are Hollywood. We're entertainment, and that's what the World Wrestling Federation is all about.

We love our fans, so there's nothing we wouldn't do for them, and we go directly to t hem.

We're going to be treated very poorly, I think that goes with the territory, and you have to get over it, get beyond it and know who you are among your peers and especially among your family when you look in the mirror.

What's good in the hood?

You had some unexpected help. You had help from God! Essentially, it became a handicap match! Me vs you and God!

You need to surround yourself with quality human beings that are intelligent and have a vision.