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I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday. -- Nelson Algren
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday. -- Noel Coward
I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday. -- Reverend Ike
Creativity is a highfalutin' word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday. -- Ray Kroc
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday.. no matter what happened Tuesday. -- Stephen Colbert
Happy Tuesday! Stay in the LIGHT. Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit & be with positive people who make your life dance ! -- Tracey Edmonds
On Tuesday, when it hails and snows, The feeling on me grows and grows That hardly anybody knows If those are these or these are those. -- A. A. Milne
Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It's just dreadful to impose on gifted talent and expect decent music under these conditions. -- Alex North
Tuesday will be a tough night for me. It's like to return to the family who have not seen you for a long time. I spent a wonderful time there. -- Cristiano Ronaldo
The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. -- Ismail KadarÃ©
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. -- Jasper Fforde
If you want to change something by Tuesday, theater is no good. Journalism is what does that. But, if you want to just alter the chemistry of the moral matrix, then theater has a longer half-life. -- Tom Stoppard
No matter how hard we try words simply cannot express the horror, the shock, and the revulsion we all feel over what took place in this nation on Tuesday morning. September 11 will go down in our history as a day to remember. -- Billy Graham
To be honest, when I'm home, every day is a Friday for me. It doesn't really matter what day it is for me. A lot of my friends actually have time off during the week, and so it doesn't prohibit me from enjoying myself when I am home on a Monday or a Tuesday. -- Danica Patrick
I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. -- Joyce Meyer
I don't want it good. I want it Tuesday. -- Jack Warner
Helping others, that must be one ingredient to success. -- Porter Gale
Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then. -- Al Roker
It's about doing something larger than yourself. It's about serving this world, helping others. -- Walter Isaacson
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday. -- Ray Kroc
Measure your net worth not by how much you have, but by many people you impact. -- Robin Sharma
Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday. -- Aron Ralston
I'm not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday. -- Liam Neeson
We have work to do, and Tuesday Americans sent Washington a clear message - get the job done. -- Rahm Emanuel
There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on. -- Ed McMahon
When I did 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off', I had the idea on Monday and the following Tuesday it was in budget at Paramount. I couldn't walk. -- John Hughes
No matter how good you might be in a movie, you'll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That's the thrill of it. -- Kevin Spacey
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed. -- Bill Burr
The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you, and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning. -- Mitch Albom
I really try to get eight hours of sleep, and I really try not to go out after a Tuesday or Friday night show because I know I have a two-show day the following day. -- Kate Levering
On a Tuesday, September 11th, 1973, we had the military coup in Chile that forced me to leave my country eventually. And then, on a Tuesday, September 11th, 2001, we had the terrorist attack in the United States. -- Isabel Allende
I spend some of my time brooding about people who seem addicted to double standards - those who take an allegedly principled stand on a Monday, then switch firmly to the opposite principle on Tuesday if it is to their advantage. -- John Leo
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity. -- Bill Gates
If I've gone to the market on Saturday, and I go another time on Tuesday, then I'm really prepared. I can cook a little piece of fish; I can wilt some greens with garlic; I can slice tomatoes and put a little olive oil on. It's effortless. -- Alice Waters
As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love it. A great, wild, adult thing to see is the costume competition in front of the bar Oz on Bourbon early morning on Fat Tuesday. -- Bryan Batt
In college, you had to worry about that math class or this exam that's coming up on Tuesday, but not in the professionals. You eat, sleep, and do everything related to your craft - and your craft is football. You can be at it from sunup to sundown. -- Cam Newton
The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations. -- David Letterman
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps. -- Samuel Beckett
We're Tuesday people. -- Mitch Albom
Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat? -- Don Hertzfeldt
Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday. -- Albert Brooks
People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday. -- Lil Wayne
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There isn't a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. -- Anton Chekhov
Fenugreek, Tuesday's spice, when the air is green like mosses after rain. -- Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday. -- Dean Koontz
Tuesday, September 11, 2001, dawned temperate and nearly cloudless in the eastern United States. -- Joan Didion
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday. -- Ted Cruz
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. -- Chelsea Handler
Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. -- Denis Norden
Writing is?waiting for the word that may not be there until next Tuesday. -- Richard Wilbur
Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday. -- Jarod Kintz
This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven. -- Geoffrey Fisher
If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner. -- Will Rogers
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?" -- Buddy Hackett
Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday. -- Nikki Sixx
Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! -- Bill Gates
Someone pays me a hundred bucks every Tuesday to DJ. I don't think I'll ever give that up. -- Shannyn Sossamon
Nothing is as uplifting as standing before a great painting whether it was painted in 1505 or last Tuesday. -- Charles Saatchi
Tuesday night at the Bible study we lift our hands and pray over your body, but nothing ever happens. -- Sufjan Stevens
Ric Flair, you put me in this position. You named me the Legend Killer and after Tuesday, you will respect me. -- Randy Orton
Tuesday's victory was big. But it did nothing more than level the playing field and give you a shot. Take it. -- Charles Krauthammer
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. -- Daniel Handler
No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989? -- Benny Green
It was like a church in there as only the truly lost sit in bars on Tuesday mornings at 8:00 a.m. -- Charles Bukowski
I never had an official job, but I did play at a local cantina every Tuesday night, and I babysat a lot. -- Michelle Branch
I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the garage. -- Robbie Lawler
I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night. -- Howard Dean
The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday's election is that the Democrats didn't do far worse, or as badly as they deserved. -- Frank Rich
John Brennan has been the mastermind of the drone program. He's the one who'd convene the terror Tuesday meetings at the White House. -- Medea Benjamin
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. -- William Lawrence Bragg
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday -- William Bragg, Sr.
We need steady hands, not a president who says he's neutral on Monday, pro-Israel on Tuesday, and who knows what on Wednesday, because everything's negotiable. -- Hillary Clinton
A new report shows that medicare and Medicaid made more than $50 Billion in bad payments during fiscal year 2011. Under Obamacare, that'll become known as 'Tuesday.' -- Fred Thompson
There's something really nice about writing something on Wednesday and watching it being performed live for a studio audience on Tuesday. You never really get that with novels. -- Jennifer Weiner
My background with Cummings was rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, but Tuesday liked to walk in and do the scene. I must say that she was really wonderful. Aggravating, but wonderful. -- Dwayne Hickman
You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count. -- A. A. Milne
In the trial of Saddam Hussein on Tuesday, witnesses emotionally testified about the abuse the former dictator inflicted on them. Afterward, a tearful Saddam said, 'Ah, good times.' -- Amy Poehler
There is no doubt that if Donald [Trump] steamrolls through Super Tuesday, wins everywhere with big margins, that he may well be unstoppable. I don't think that will happen. -- Ted Cruz
Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is CONSTANTLY filled with chaos, then it's time to take a look at SELF! -- Tracey Edmonds
I will love you forever" swears the poet. I find this easy to swear too. "I will love you at 4:15 pm next Tuesday" - Is that still as easy? -- W. H. Auden
They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come. -- Chris Rock
I think Super Tuesday is the most important day of this entire primary election. It is the most delegates awarded in a single night will be awarded on Super Tuesday. -- Ted Cruz
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window. -- Larry Correia
Thrilled about my giveaway winners! Book will be mailed Tuesday (after the holiday! Hope you enjoy Libby's Journey and come back for more! Share with friends and I'd appreciate reviews! -- DiDi Hendley
I am proud that my humble attempts to predict Tuesday's prices on Monday are an indispensable component of our society. By buying low and selling high, I create harmony and freedom. -- Victor Niederhoffer
I have been an underdog my whole life, both in life and in politics. We're going to do well. We're going to pick up a lot of delegates on Super Tuesday. -- Marco Rubio
If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to find out! Bring a friend, but not a lumberjack. -- Jarod Kintz
Happy Tuesday! Get your light and life back! Steer your energy in the right direction. Let go of any anger you have for others and prepare to be the best you! -- Tracey Edmonds
On a sunny Tuesday - for it seems so many awful things happen on a Tuesday - six astronauts and one schoolteacher attempted to pierce the sky. Instead they touched the stars. -- Neal Shusterman
Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: people are now Googling 'Santorum.' -- Bill Maher
Novelist time is reptile time; novelists tend to be ruminant and brooding, nursers of ancient grievances, second-guessers, Tuesday afternoon quarterbacks, retrospectators, endlessly, like slumping hitters, studying the film of their old whiffs. -- Michael Chabon
The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. -- Ismail KadarÃ©
Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday. -- Will Advise
For all I know we may be visited by a different extraterrestrial civilization every second Tuesday, but there's no support for this appealing idea. The extraordinary claims are not supported by extraordinary evidence. -- Carl Sagan
On Tuesday, Utah Candidate Mia Love became the first black Republican woman elected to Congress. She's also a Mormon. Yeah, a black female Republican Mormon. Even unicorns are saying, 'Not buyin' it.' -- Jimmy Fallon
I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect. -- Doug Sanders
Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he's been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s. -- Tina Fey
Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy. -- Noel Fielding
And that was always our plan. Do well in the first three states, and then compete and have a very strong night on Super Tuesday. I think we're ideally positioned to do exactly that. -- Ted Cruz
I don't worry anymore about where's the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn't tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say. -- Brett Favre
Former South Africa President Nelson Mandela announced Tuesday he will begin writing his autobiography. He spent 25 years in prison before being elected to public office. In America, we do it the other way around. -- Argus Hamilton
In a letter from Bath to her sister, Cassandra, one senses her frustration at her sheltered existence, Tuesday, 12 May 1801. Another stupid party . . . with six people to look on, and talk nonsense to each other. -- Jane Austen
This week, Iranian-backed Houthi rebels seized control of the Yemeni government, heretofore pro-American. In September, they overran Sanaa, the capital. On Tuesday, they seized the presidential palace. On Thursday, they forced the president to resign. -- Charles Krauthammer
I'm excited to join my brother-in-law Ken Thomson every Tuesday night on SiriusXM to recap all of the awesome NFL action, and to find out what in the Wylde world of sports is going on. -- Zakk Wylde
Britain, the first industrial nation, had offered the world a remarkable public experiment in liberal, capitalist democracy whose success was premised upon free trade and world peace. Tuesday, 4 August 1914 brought that experiment to an abrupt halt. -- Kenneth O. Morgan
Ohio went on alert Tuesday when a train with hazardous chemicals ran wild through the state. A brave engineer leaped aboard and brought the runaway train under control. Sounds like we've found our next FBI Director. -- Argus Hamilton
Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.' -- Dennis Miller
Erin and I spent four hours shopping for dresses and shoes Tuesday night. She was going all out in her intention to make Chaz regret any decision he'd made that didn't include worshipping at her feet. -- Tammara Webber
But here's my point to the LA Times. If you had a serious story to run, if you thought there was serious misconduct, you don't wait until the Thursday before the Tuesday. You run it early. -- Susan Estrich
I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer. -- Kent Hrbek
Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister. -- Ndamukong Suh
I play football every Tuesday and Thursday early in the season. I am smart enough at the game. I score a lot of goals. I wouldn't be the best in the world but I am OK. -- Usain Bolt
Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women. -- Stephen Colbert
I try to get in two runs during the week, after the 'Today' show, probably around 1 or 2 o'clock, Tuesday, Thursday. Then Saturday or Sunday, I do my longer runs and try to do it in the morning. -- Al Roker
Barclays Bank in England purchased bankrupt Lehman Brothers Tuesday along with its Manhattan tower, saving nine thousand jobs. It's humiliating. The United States of America is 232 years old and we're having to go to mom for money. -- Argus Hamilton
I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training. -- Harry Redknapp
The modern physicist is a quantum theorist on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and a student of gravitational relativity on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. On Sunday, he is praying... that someone will find the reconciliation between the two views. -- Norbert Wiener
Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free. -- Mitch Hedberg

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