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  • An ally in time of need is worth more than gold.(Lady Rose quoting Scholar Tan) -- Michael Pryor
  • I've had people tell me to get Mystic Tan, blonde highlights, choppy haircuts, but I've made a conscious decision not to cave. -- Kat Dennings
  • Somehow, we [ Tan Dun and director Chen Kaige] were all privileged at the time; we could be outside of China. But at the moment, we had no sense of what the future was going to be like. -- Ai Weiwei
  • Ridley Pearson also plays bass guitar and sings with the Rock Bottom Remainders, a band made up of such successful authors as Amy Tan, Stephen King, and Dave Barry-a band that, according to Barry, "plays music as well as Metallica writes novels". -- Otto Penzler
  • I felt stuck in the bottom of a wishing well. I was desperate to shout what I wanted, but I didnâ??t know what that was. I knew only what it wasnâ??t. The Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan -- Amy Tan
  • When you're tan, you feel better about yourself. -- Nicole Polizzi
  • I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan. -- Hillary Scott
  • I always wear bronzer because I love the way my skin looks when it's tan. -- Lauren Conrad
  • There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand. -- Gabrielle Union
  • I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan. -- Diablo Cody
  • I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan. -- Nicole Richie
  • The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan. -- Whitey Ford
  • My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. -- Mariah Carey
  • Sometimes I've sat outside, not to tan, but as a result of that I ended up tanning slightly. -- Julian Casablancas
  • I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard. -- Anna Paquin
  • Trust me, sunscreen is so, so, so important and so I always wear sunscreen, but I still get really tan. -- Lea Michele
  • I'm glowing in the dark with my studio tan. I've been in a cave of music for months and months and months. -- Phil Anselmo
  • I love the sun but don't have the time to get a good tan and keep it year-round, so I am a huge fan of tanning products. -- Kim Kardashian
  • I never have had blonde hair. I have never had straight hair. I never wear pink clothes or spray tan and I never wore heels to school. -- Carly Chaikin
  • For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. -- Aziz Ansari
  • I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. -- Nicole Polizzi
  • I like people more undone than made up. Patricia Arquette is the ultimate. She's not anorexic or perfectly tan, she's not trying to be anything but what she is, and that's the most sexy thing. -- Kirsten Dunst
  • People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself. -- Nicole Polizzi
  • I can't give more than I have. It doesn't matter if I am the most beautiful person in the room. There is inevitably going to be somebody way shinier and more tan than my pasty self. -- Olivia
  • People's hands fascinate me. It's tempting to look at a businessman's left hand and see if there's an indentation from a missing wedding ring. Or maybe there's a tan line and the skin is pressed down where's he's worked a ring off his finger. -- Benedict Cumberbatch
  • It was simple reality - most competitive tennis players in my day were privileged, spoiled, entitled and white. Also, many of them were beautiful, fit, tan and of good stock - great big hair and white teeth and long legs. Then there were the rest of us. -- Anne Lamott
  • For as long as I can remember, I have been passionately intrigued by 'Africa,' by the word itself, by its flora and fauna, its topographical diversity and grandeur; but above all else, by the sheer variety of the colors of its people, from tan and sepia to jet and ebony. -- Henry Louis Gates
  • The grass is always greener on the other side. We are busy applying fairness creams while people in the West go bare-bodied on the beach to get a tan. Indian girls have ruled the roost when it comes to beauty pageants. I flaunt my complexion, and I am proud to be noticed as an Indian wherever I go. -- Shilpa Shetty
  • I'm married to a white man, and then my daughter came out looking like the whitest white child with blonde hair and blue eyes. And I'm like, 'Omigosh, now what am I going to do?' She has my mom's features and is lighter than my husband. And my boy is browner than I am. Brown eyes and really tan. -- Karyn Parsons
  • I enjoyed 'Gossip Girl' so much. I cannot tell you how impressed I am with the cast of that show. I was so intimidated doing that show because I thought, 'Oh my gosh, those people are so young and gorgeous, and I'm a million years old, and I need a spray tan, and I'm going to be wearing all these fabulous clothes.' -- Joanna Garcia
  • I don't mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven't really thought about it since then. I don't go to a tanning bed, and I get bored when I lay out. I put sunscreen on when I'm in the sun, and sometimes I get tan, but I don't really think about it very much. -- Taylor Swift
  • I can't tan naturally. -- Jenny Eclair
  • I'm actually more confident when I'm tan. -- Shanina Shaik
  • It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do. -- David Cook
  • When you're tan, you feel better about yourself -- Nicole Polizzi
  • A tan is the best accessory for any outfit! -- Kourtney Kardashian
  • Albanians, we tan well! I don't burn; I bake. -- Action Bronson
  • My legs are ice skaters' legs. No tan in sight. -- Dorothy Hamill
  • I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. -- Lisa Snowdon
  • What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max -- James Patterson
  • Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan. -- Joel Fuhrman
  • Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish. -- Jenny Eclair
  • There is a small window of opportunity for freckled girls to tan. -- Jeffrey Eugenides
  • La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla. -- Benjamin Franklin
  • Sunblock! I don't like to tan my face because it's bad for wrinkles, -- Lady Gaga
  • I'm European. I don't like wearing tops. And I don't like tan lines. -- Heidi Klum
  • I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan -- Hillary Scott
  • I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect. -- Martha Bolton
  • Putting forth the effort to succeed is (tan.ta.mount), tantamount to your success. -- Jon Jones
  • Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return. -- Spencer Antle
  • I'm English. And I don't have tan skin or blond hair or green eyes. -- Sam Claflin
  • There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand. -- Gabrielle Union
  • I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are. -- Natasha Leggero
  • I'm personally opposed to a deep tan because I like to feel blond all over. -- Marilyn Monroe
  • I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good! -- Carson Kressley
  • The University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines. -- Lisa Birnbach
  • Even though we all know the facts, it's hard to resist the lure of a tan. -- Jane Krakowski
  • When I go on a holiday to a tropical place, I'll spray tan before I go. -- Michael Douglas
  • I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour. -- George Hamilton
  • I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." -- Mitch Hedberg
  • If humanity can exist for another million years, everybody's going to be a light shade of yellow-brown-red-tan. -- Joe Mantegna
  • The afternoon light brightening the green in her eyes, her tan skin the last memory of fall -- John Green
  • Ser un chico normal de 22 años, probablemente no es tan divertido como ser parte de One Direction. -- Ed Sheeran
  • Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway? -- George W. Bush
  • y lo que ha dicho el fiscal es que un hombre no debe morir por tan poca cosa -- Laurent Mauvignier
  • Seriously, I like to wear hats so I don't get super tan. You have to protect the face. -- Alessandra Ambrosio
  • You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh. -- Pauly D
  • I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke! -- Woody Allen
  • Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan. -- Mandy Hale
  • I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another. -- Dov Davidoff
  • Even though he lived on the beach in college, he didn't have a tan. Now that's a serious player! -- Bill Fitch
  • They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over. -- Christopher Atkins
  • My weird thing is, I only tan my legs. My whole body's covered in the shade, and I tan my legs. -- Dakota Fanning
  • Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on Warped Tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer. -- Gerard Way
  • That is mere sentimentality that lies abed by day and thinks itself white, far from the tan and callus of experience. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • Run for the door if a guy has too much gel in his hair and is too tan and it's not even summer. -- Ryan Hansen
  • I had a white senator call me a rag head, and I had an African-American legislator call me a conservative with a tan. -- Nikki Haley
  • I don't tan in New York City. I don't want to waste it on that. I'll do my own fake tan, actually. It's awesome. -- Nina Agdal
  • It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated. -- Monica Seles
  • Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. --
  • When you have a natural genetic tan developed over centuries and many generations, the idea of soaking up rays by the pool has never made sense. -- Abraham Verghese
  • Surfing is not my strong point. And... I don't really have a tan. I go to the tanning place, the one that sprays you with color. -- Lori Loughlin
  • When we do 'Sports Illustrated,' it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color. -- Chrissy Teigen
  • She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x. -- Jarod Kintz
  • You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve. -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • The range of human skin colours is quite narrow when you think about it -- and I do -- and subtle -- beige, pink, white, tan, taup... -- Peter Greenaway
  • I look better with a tan, but I've never gone the fake route. I don't need to - I have good foreign genes: half Spanish, half Hungarian. -- Anton du Beke
  • It's so important to encourage the use of suncream, tan in a bottle and the disuse of sunbeds which are known world-wide as causes of skin cancer. -- Peter Andre
  • I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk. -- Blake Jenner
  • CAN'T TAN PON IT LONG.....NAW EAT NO YAM...NO STEAM FISH....NOR NO GREEN BANANA BUT DOWN IN JAMAICA WE GIVE IT TO YOU HOT LIKE A SAUNA.. -- Sean Paul
  • I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes. -- Flynn Meaney
  • White and scrubbed, antique brass fixtures and a skylight letting in a flood of sunshine. Wow. You could get a tan standing around in the shower, for Christ's sake. -- Lilith Saintcrow
  • Time, whose millioned accidents creep in betwixt vows, and change decrees of kings, tan sacred beauty, blunt the sharpest intents, divert strong minds to the course of altering things. -- William Shakespeare
  • I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires. -- Bauvard
  • Kingsley did the same, except he also removed his T-shirt, showing off his broad chest, tan and smooth. When had Kingsley had time to work on his tan? Mimi wondered. -- Melissa de la Cruz
  • I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes. -- Brittany Snow
  • She'd barely covered up her long, tan legs in a pair of shorts that made me want to go to church on Sunday just to thank God for creating her. - Beau -- Abbi Glines
  • In fact, the males very rarely take permanent mates.' His skin was so tan. 'Why not?' 'Because we tend to kill the females.' Ah, well, okay. That wasn't cool. -- Larissa Ione
  • I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either. -- Don Van Vliet
  • I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors most of the day and fool around at night. That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either. -- Don Van Vliet
  • Aesthetically, I don't really like the blond, tan thing. I am pale. So I may as well embrace the pale. Long, blond hair and a bad spray tan is the stuff of my nightmares. -- Rachael Taylor
  • Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You're done. It's 4:30 PM. You've maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas. -- Chris Christie
  • Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan. -- Steven Morrissey
  • Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?" "Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach. -- Derek Landy
  • It's not like I'm sitting at home coming up with some secret beauty plan. I try to eat fruit and be healthy. If I'm feeling a bit sickly, I usually get a good spray tan. -- Lara Stone
  • On the beach, I'm definitely team natural. I mean, a good tan when the freckles are popping and some saltwater hair, I think that's super hot. So, I'm all about the natural on the beach. -- Nina Agdal
  • People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself -- Nicole Polizzi
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