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Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear. -- Karl Kraus
Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it, not hard enough and it flies away. -- Tommy Lasorda
Squeeze the rich until the pips squeak -- Denis Healey
I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I'd turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. -- Margaret Atwood
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands. -- Honore de Balzac
Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away. -- Tommy Lasorda
Early on with Squeeze, we played the Hope & Anchor with U2. Three people turned up. Then two left. Then the last person left. That's the least-attended show I've ever done. -- Jools Holland
DO IT RIGHT, DO IT WRONG, BUT DO IT. Squeeze your eyes shut and jump. Because a wonderful thing happens then. Your focus shifts from yourself, your nervousness, and your imagined inadequacies to the task at hand. -- Barbara Sher
Stop. Breathe those useless breaths. Drop this piece of life you're holding to your lips. Where are you? How long have you been here? Stop now. You have to stop. Squeeze shut your stinging eyes, and take another bite. -- Isaac Marion
Squeeze 7cc's so I could see the seven seas, And CC all my friends so they could see what I was seeing... But what they saw was a despicable human being; So, I guess they just wasn't seeing what I was seeing. -- Pharoahe Monch
I was playing organ at a silent movie house at Harlem and they'd be showing some death scene on the screen. Likely as not, I'd grab a bottle and start swingin' out on 'Squeeze Me' or 'Royal Garden Blues'. The managers complained but, heck, they couldn't stop me! -- Fats Waller
The tighter you squeeze, the less you have. -- Thomas Merton
I squeeze oranges every morning to make juice. -- Utada Hikaru
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple. -- Moe Howard
I was always amazed about how much I could finally squeeze into a thirty second commercial. -- Ridley Scott
A song just doesn't come on. I've always had to tease it out, squeeze it out. -- Dorothy Fields
Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later. -- Jack Welch
I act as a sponge. I soak it up and squeeze it out in ink every two weeks. -- Janet Flanner
Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula. -- Richard Simmons
The squeeze machine is not going to cure anybody, but it may help them relax; and a relaxed person will usually have better behavior. -- Temple Grandin
My point is, there's no sense trying to squeeze something out of your swing if you can let your clubs do the shotmaking for you. -- Lee Trevino
What we have done with No Child Left Behind is squeeze the creativity out of the classroom because teachers have begun to just teaching to the test. -- Claire McCaskill
If you're overfishing at the top of the food chain, and acidifying the ocean at the bottom, you're creating a squeeze that could conceivably collapse the whole system. -- Carl Safina
I try to squeeze in a workout whenever I can, even if it's doing squats with my 7-month-old in the kitchen or jumping on the trampoline with my 5-year-old. -- Jennie Finch
Some days I'm lucky to squeeze out a page of copy that pleases me, but I get as many as six or seven pages on a very good day; the average is probably three pages. -- Dean Koontz
I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around. -- Cher
That means following a very restrictive fiscal and monetary policy which will squeeze the monopolies and cut their subsidies. On the micro level we will allow other economic agents, both domestic and foreign, to compete with them. -- Vaclav Klaus
I'd love to do some bedtime stories for kids or that kind of thing. But with the demands of the shooting schedule and balancing the demands of being a single mother, it's a wonder you can squeeze in anything. -- Roma Downey
In my household, everything happens in the kitchen. My parents have this pretty big home, and it doesn't matter how big it is, we will all squeeze ourselves in the kitchen and just chat while my mom or dad cooks. -- Selenis Leyva
Faced with a time shortage, we squeeze tasks into the nooks and crannies of our calendar, leaving less and less time to switch between them. As a result, we become less and less productive exactly when we need to be most productive. -- Sendhil Mullainathan
I've learnt an enormous amount from my children. Mostly that my agenda isn't the most important thing in the world. For a while, I was trying to squeeze them into my life. And it was such torment! It makes you realise how selfish you are. -- Toby Stephens
I try to beat back the producers and engineers so they - there's not an excess of stuff used to squeeze my voice to make it artificial. There's a person in there, and people will listen; if they hear another person speak to them, they'll listen because it's lonely out here. -- Iggy Pop
There are women who literally squeeze a baby out of their bodies or get cut open in major surgery, have a human being, the next generation of the human race pulled from their bodies, and within a couple of weeks have to go back to work, because if they don't, they can't pay their bills. Something's wrong with that. -- Megyn Kelly
The particular way I'm going to die is not going to be particularly pleasant. It will probably be physically uncomfortable, and it won't be an easy thing for my wife and kids to watch. I think it will be a real challenge to see if I can squeeze the lemons hard enough to still get lemonade the last few weeks. -- Randy Pausch
When my TV show, 'Sports Jobs with Junior Seau,' assigned me to be a 'Sports Illustrated' reporter for a weekend, I didn't realize I'd have to squeeze it in around another sports job. I had planned to retire from the NFL to enjoy the cushy lifestyle of a full-time reality TV star, but I wound up getting run over by a bull. -- Junior Seau
The juice is worth the squeeze -- Forrest Griffin
Grab reality by the balls and squeeze. -- Janet Morris
Grab life by the balls and squeeze. -- Mike Dirnt
Their forward got a lucky squeeze from the defender. -- Ron Atkinson
When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. -- Julie Garwood
Stop trying to squeeze professional results out of recreational hours. -- Geoff Thompson
When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade. -- W. Clement Stone
Poets... are literal-minded men who will squeeze a word till it hurts. -- Archibald MacLeish
A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. -- Stephen King
Any time you can squeeze out the opportunity to get better, you should. -- Troy Polamalu
My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations -- Philippe Starck
Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me? -- Steven Morrissey
Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me~? -- Morrissey
You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him. -- Kevin Hodson
My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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Basically, any material you can squeeze, melt or generate into a powder, you can print. -- Hod Lipson
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. -- Jim Butcher
I am supposed to owe the government something like $100 million. I couldn't squeeze out a dime. -- Dennis Kozlowski
Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find someone's hand and squeeze it, while there's still time. -- Dale Dauten
Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get. -- Neil Pasricha
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. -- Colleen Hoover
Don't ever squeeze a fighter's hand, man. You're doing good just to lay your eyes on me -- Muhammad Ali
I'm a high-risk taker on the court in the sense of trying to squeeze things in there. -- Jason Kidd
You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty, and then we shall fill you with ourselves. -- George Orwell
Life is a green madness just now, trying to squeeze the last bit of warmth from the season. -- Vernor Vinge
Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away. -- Benjamin Netanyahu
A person can't pick up they children and just squeeze them to which-a-way they wants them to be. -- Carson McCullers
How many relationships have been ruined by two people attempting to squeeze the Jesus out of each other? -- Donald Miller
That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. -- Eminem
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. -- Ray Davies
Berlin is the testicles of the West, every time I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin. -- Nikita Khrushchev
A short squeeze could happen with the U.S. dollar if lenders suddenly forced debtors to pay in cash. -- Robert Kiyosaki
Engage your life with enthusiasm; grasp your life aggressively and squeeze from it every drop of excitement, satisfaction, and joy. -- Felix Baumgartner
Wise people build their lives around what is eternal and squeeze in what is temporary. Not the other way around. -- John Ortberg
A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin -- Benny Bellamacina
You must squeeze every atom of impure air from lungs until they are almost as free of air as a vacuum. -- Joseph Pilates
It's different now, like pushing the stop lever on my camera until nothing except the war can squeeze through the lens. -- Sarah Miller
They are like to plants that have grown around each other- they strangle and squeeze and support at the same time. -- Lauren Oliver
What I propose, then, is a strategy for interrogating the Darwinists to, as it were, squeeze the truth out of them. -- William A. Dembski
Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in. -- Robert Breault
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. -- Gerald Durrell
I've always lived to seize the moment, to squeeze every drop of expectation out of myself for whatever that moment gives you. -- Greg Norman
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair. -- Ellen DeGeneres
I love 5.1. Sometimes you can't squeeze everything in comfortably into a stereo picture. There is a lot more space in a 5.1 environment. -- Peter Gabriel
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer. -- Carl Sandburg
Give me about 10 years, I'm going to run for President. If I can squeeze in an NBA championship before that, I'll do it. -- Will Smith
You have to grab life by the throat and squeeze before it grabs you by your neck and breaks it. Own your destiny. -- Sylvester Stallone
There's so much living to be squeeze into the cracks of one little day. You can make someone laugh, smile, hope, sing, think. -- Regina Brett
Some men think that the globe is a sponge that God puts into their hands to squeeze for their own garden or flower-pot. -- Henry Ward Beecher
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. -- Craig Brown
It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it... -- Zoë Heller
It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it... -- Zoë Heller
Gimme a couple G's for every emcee I knocked to his knees. Verbally useless, 'Oh you got the juice?' I squeeze you juiceless. -- Kurupt
Eminem's rhyme patterns are super dope and he can squeeze a million words in a couple bars. Crazy creative. His voice changes alot though. -- Chamillionaire
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside. -- Wayne Dyer
I live a very normal regimented life that focuses on my training and my private life so I squeeze the insane stuff in around that. -- Gabrielle Reece
I don't want someone to squeeze me, that might take away my life. Just want someone to hold me, and we'll rock through the night. -- Tracy Chapman
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Ward Clark
I feel a strange, fierce squeeze in my heart when I see him, like pride, although there's nothing about Sean that I can take credit for. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Trials and tribulations tend to squeeze the artificiality out of us, leaving the essence of what we really are and clarifying what we really yearn for. -- Neal A. Maxwell
He was as obsequious as a Japanese ivy plant. Wringing his hands as if he hoped to squeeze the milk of human kindness from his fingernails, ... -- Philip Kerr
The problem for the King is just how strict The lack of liberty, the squeeze of the law And discipline should be in school and state.... -- Robert Frost
When you grow up in a place (whether as a child or an adult) you squeeze everything out of it. You need so much when you're young. -- Vestal McIntyre
Having to squeeze the last drop of utility out of the land has the same desperate finality as having to chop up the furniture to keep warm. -- Aldo Leopold
I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really. -- Vladimir Putin
Peeta looks me right in the eye and gives my hand what I think is meant to be a reassuring squeeze. Maybe it's just a nervous spasm. -- Suzanne Collins
I keep asking myself," whispered Sabetha, giving Locke's arm a squeeze, "ARE we smarter than that woman's chicken?""At the moment, it's an open question," said Locke. -- Scott Lynch
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One characteristic that I have observed about the timing of all good traders is that they never try to squeeze out the last point in a stock. -- Venita VanCaspel
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass. -- W. C. Fields
Money is like a flower. If you squeeze it, you will crush the life out of it. You must let it blossom forth to reveal its full beauty. -- Venita VanCaspel
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When gravitational waves reach the earth, the waves stretch and squeeze space. This is a tiny stretch and squeeze. Far too small to detect with ordinary human senses. -- Kip Thorne
I do know, for most of us, the very best of times are when you're in your own space sweating, trying to squeeze quality out of imperfect capabilities. -- Robert Genn
That's John Constantine. You put him in a corner, and you squeeze him, and he'll find his way out. There's something in him - he's a great escape artist. -- Matt Ryan
When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna blow my load with all my might. -- Red Peters
You don't know what it is to stay a whole day with your head in your hands trying to squeeze your unfortunate brain so as to find a word. -- Gustave Flaubert
On corsets: I said, You have got to be kidding. I am an ape and yet I am still expected to squeeze myself into one of those damn things. -- Helena Bonham Carter
I like to create the music I hear in my interior. As a conductor, you have the ability to squeeze the sounds and interpretation you asked for from 50 to 80 people. -- Eberhard Weber
Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back -- LeBron James
A lot of being a writer doesn't have anything to do with writing. It's ironic - I have to squeeze the books in, even though that's what it's all about. -- Augusten Burroughs
Only another writer can know how much damage writing a novel can do to you. It's an unnatural activity to sit at a desk and squeeze words out of yourself. -- Norman Mailer
To truly prepare for the unexpected, you've got to position yourself to keep a couple of options open so when the door of opportunity opens, you're close enough to squeeze through. -- Pierre Omidyar

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