Moe Howard quotes:

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Shut up and say something.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Every time you think you weaken the nation.

Only fools are positive.

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

Keep laughing. As long as you're laughing you still have hope.