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  • If the Spray discovered no continents on her voyage, it may be that there were no more continents to be discovered. She did not seek new worlds, or sail to pow-wow about the dangers of the sea. -- Joshua Slocum
  • Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray! -- Adam West
  • I'm kind of a germ freak. When I get on a plane, I spray my seat and everything with Lysol Disinfectant Spray. -- Kelly Rowland
  • Each time a swarm of worries invades your mind, refuse to be affected; wait calmly, while seeking the remedy. Spray the worries with the powerful chemical of your peace. -- Paramahansa Yogananda
  • By focusing on such a narrow slice of Nepali life, Ms. Spray and Mr. Velez have ceded any totalizing claim on the truth and instead settled for a perfect incompleteness. -- Manohla Dargis
  • It was the nearest to a casualty on the Spray in her whole course, so far as I know. The young man having come on board with compliments made the mishap most embarrassing. -- Joshua Slocum
  • Spray a bug with a toxin and it dies; spray a man, spray his brain, and he becomes an insect that clacks and vibrates about in a closed circle forever. A reflex machine, like an ant. Repeating his last instruction. -- Philip K. Dick
  • Spray a book with insect spray, drop it in a bag, add some mothballs and seal it. Put it in another bag and seal it. Another. The packages piled up on the floor, each a book sealed in four plastic envelopes. -- Larry Niven
  • On this day there was soon wind enough and to spare. The same might have been said of the sea. The Spray was in the midst of the turbulent Gulf Stream itself. She was jumping like a porpoise over the uneasy waves -- Joshua Slocum
  • 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you don't Need A razor. It's with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint -- John Green
  • On this day there was soon wind enough and to spare. The same might have been said of the sea. The Spray was in the midst of the turbulent Gulf Stream itself. She was jumping like a porpoise over the uneasy waves. -- Joshua Slocum
  • Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. -- Bill Hicks
  • I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan. -- Hillary Scott
  • If you want someone to miss you, go secretly and spray your fragrance somewhere. -- Blake Lively
  • I love to start the morning with a mist spray, especially after a night out. -- Lily James
  • The only way I'm going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint. -- Reggie Jackson
  • The friendship we share grows amidst the craggy rock pond; reeds of water spray fireflies scented with bonfires. -- Bradley Chicho
  • I work out like a maniac and I spray tan a lot. Genetics were kind, but I work very hard. -- Anna Paquin
  • I'm working on inventing an aerosol spray that repels papparazi. I haven't perfected it but when I do I will make millions. -- Josh Duhamel
  • I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking. -- Sam Claflin
  • Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. -- Douglas Coupland
  • I never have had blonde hair. I have never had straight hair. I never wear pink clothes or spray tan and I never wore heels to school. -- Carly Chaikin
  • My morning routine is quite common: I have breakfast at home while reading the newspaper, I take a shower, get dressed, a spray of cologne, and I am ready to go! -- Domenico Dolce
  • Aesthetically, I don't really like the blond, tan thing. I am pale. So I may as well embrace the pale. Long, blond hair and a bad spray tan is the stuff of my nightmares. -- Rachael Taylor
  • I keep my perfume in the fridge. If someone sees me in the morning pushing aside the eggs to grab my perfume, it might look a little odd, but it's so refreshing to spray cold fragrance on your skin. -- Becki Newton
  • Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, 'Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we could dilute it down and spray it on our crops to deal with pests.' -- Woody Harrelson
  • If you're going to saute something, lightly spray olive oil in the pan or on veggies before you serve them. It adds a nice flavor. We grill a lot, so I'll use a little on my corn or my shrimp. -- Alison Sweeney
  • You might find me outside with a can of hair spray, spraying it with the hope that the sun will burn a hole in the Earth. Another part of me hopes people will grow up and evolve and get smarter. That's the paradox of Marilyn Manson. -- Marilyn Manson
  • For me, graffiti means making marks on surfaces using just about anything, be it markers, spray, paint, chalk, lipstick, varnish, ink. Or it can be the result of scratches and incisions. The aim is to maintain the energy created by disturbance or excitement in the street. -- Barry McGee
  • I'm learning kite surfing. It's a little surfboard you have on your feet with straps, and you have a big kite like a power glider in the air that pulls you. You don't need waves to move, and it makes a big spray of water as you go. -- Bertrand Piccard
  • There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned. -- Nicollette Sheridan
  • I'm really lucky in the sense that my hair holds curl awesomely well. It looks the same at 10 P.M. as it does at 10 A.M. One of my favorite products is Oribe Dry Texturizing Spray. I can get a lot of volume with it. I'm from the South - I like big hair. -- Carrie Underwood
  • Online advertising may not be much more successful than an old double-barrel, but - like a good spray of buckshot - it makes up for its lack of accuracy with sheer volume. There are 10 unique ads listed with every Gmail message in your queue, each tied to the message content. And a paying sponsor. -- Douglas Rushkoff
  • A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted by android Barbie creep. All those thick swatches of lifeless strands clustering lankly round ladies' necks! Like orange tanning spray, this is a fashion fad that should be put out of its misery. -- Camille Paglia
  • Wherever there is injustice, there is anger, and anger is like gasoline - if you spray it around and somebody lights a matchstick, you have an inferno. But anger inside an engine is powerful: it can drive us forward and can get us through dreadful moments and give us power. I learnt this with my discussions with nuclear policy makers. -- Scilla Elworthy
  • I enjoyed 'Gossip Girl' so much. I cannot tell you how impressed I am with the cast of that show. I was so intimidated doing that show because I thought, 'Oh my gosh, those people are so young and gorgeous, and I'm a million years old, and I need a spray tan, and I'm going to be wearing all these fabulous clothes.' -- Joanna Garcia
  • I'm just here to spray and pray. -- Tom Smallwood
  • Yeah, spray tans are not for me. -- Tristan MacManus
  • It's amazing what a spray-on tan will do. -- David Cook
  • Whilst breezy waves toss up their silvery spray. -- Thomas Hood
  • Motivation clears the head faster than a nasal spray. -- William Zinsser
  • I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. -- Lisa Snowdon
  • Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy. -- Seth MacFarlane
  • The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray. -- Bruce Lansky
  • My friends think its weird that I spray perfume on my feet. -- Chantal Sutherland
  • My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion. -- Johanna Braddy
  • I invent words you think you've heard - spray hopper or swag beetle. -- Jim Crace
  • The national budget is not a safe-deposit box. It is a spray can. -- Honore de Balzac
  • When I was a kid, I'd spray paint my hair, cut clothes up. -- Rita Ora
  • I'm not a tanning bed person at all, but I'll get a spray tan -- Hillary Scott
  • Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos. -- Rick Riordan
  • I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge. -- Joan Rivers
  • I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good! -- Carson Kressley
  • Hear how the birds, on ev'ry blooming spray, With joyous musick wake the dawning day. -- Alexander Pope
  • The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
  • If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes. -- Ralph Klein
  • Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? -- Harlan Ellison
  • When I go on a holiday to a tropical place, I'll spray tan before I go. -- Michael Douglas
  • If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat. -- Alice Cooper
  • There is no spray can called 'Instant Stardom,' only talent can keep you at the top. -- Jim Dale
  • He who steps on stones is glad to feel the smallest spray of moss beneath his feet. -- Anna Katharine Green
  • The only way I'm going to get a gold glove is with a can of spray paint. -- Reggie Jackson
  • You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. -- Jeff Foxworthy
  • That's the miracle of fiction. I use it to spray on certain moments or places from my youth. -- Patrick Modiano
  • Happy in all that ragged, loose collapse of water, the fountain, its effortless descent and flatteries of spray... -- Richard Wilbur
  • The woman let out an expansive laugh that resounded through the house like a spray of broken glass. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things. -- Terry Pratchett
  • I had to work out that it was something that could move, without having everybody in spray painted leotards. -- Colleen Atwood
  • My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun. -- Bob Hope
  • Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields. -- Charles Duhigg
  • Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests. -- Dave Barry
  • Two roses on one slender spray In sweet communion grew, Together hailed the morning ray And drank the evening dew. -- James Montgomery
  • If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex? -- Stephen Colbert
  • Strew on her roses, roses, And never a spray of yew! In quiet she reposes; Ah, would that I did too! -- Matthew Arnold
  • Ladies love me when I spray the mic But there aint no "I" in snuggling Aint no "U" in "Stay the night" -- Mac Lethal
  • Nightside, cities glistened in chains, and a spray of tinkertoy habitats girdled the planet. Gossamer starbridges reached from the equator towards orbit. -- Alastair Reynolds
  • Oh, stay, sweet warbling woodlark, stay, Nor quit for me the trembling spray, A hapless lover courts thy lay, Thy soothing, fond complaining. -- Robert Burns
  • Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living. -- Charles Nelson Reilly
  • I think you can tell the difference between "swagger" and real confidence immediately. You can smell it, like bad body spray versus nice cologne. -- Stephanie Beatriz
  • Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it. -- S. J. Perelman
  • Just as there are rocks which receive the constant shock and spray, the battering of waves, so there are heads about which passions roar. -- Rosamond Marshall
  • What I would like in my painting is simply a spray of colour that hangs like a cloud, but does not lose its shape. -- Jules Olitski
  • It is ironic to think that man might determine his own future by something so seemingly trivial as the choice of an insect spray. -- Rachel Carson
  • And one rose in a tent of sea and gave A darkening shudder; water fell away; The whale stood shining, and then sank in spray. -- Yvor Winters
  • When I was a kid I was very particular. I was actually beyond particular. I would iron my money and spray it with Polo cologne. -- Mark McNairy
  • I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there. -- Penn Jillette
  • Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin? -- Pippa Middleton
  • My natural tendency is to complicate everything--and then to spray words and ideas onto everything afterwards. I've had to develop the habit of keeping things simple. -- Anne Lamott
  • We lavender folk spray up, spontaneously flowering in the color we had learned as an identifying mark of our culture when it was subterranean and secret. -- Judy Grahn
  • Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch children in its spray. -- Bob Garfield
  • Message to all rioters: put down your brick, put away the spray paint, and leave the cop cars alone; you're acting like soccer fans! It's embarrassing. -- Jim Rome
  • Above us, the moon hangs like a fat blister on the feel of the sky, ready to burst in a spray of viscous white pus"chap 22." -- Jonathan Tropper
  • Bursts of gold on lavender melting into saffron. It's the time of day when the sky looks like it has been spray-painted by a graffiti artist. -- Mia Kirshner
  • When gloaming treads the heels of day And birds sit cowering on the spray, Along the flowery hedge I stray, To meet mine ain dear somebody. -- Robert Tannahill
  • Now the great winds shoreward blow Now the salt tides seaward flow Now the wild white horses play Champ and chafe and toss in the spray. -- Matthew Arnold
  • Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck -- Hunter S. Thompson
  • Today the vacuum [of space] is not regarded as empty. It is a sea of dynamic energy, like the spray of foam near a turbulent waterfall. -- Harold E. Puthoff
  • I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer. -- J. B. Smoove
  • You have the insanity that is geo-engineering which is a case in which you say the planet is heating up. Let's spray some aerosol and cool it down. -- Jonathon Keats
  • If Iraq had succeeded in spray-drying anthrax spores to extend their life and lethality, that would have been among the most important secrets of its wide-ranging weapons program. -- Barton Gellman
  • When the planes still swoop down and aerial spray a field in order to kill a predator insect with pesticides, we are in the Dark Ages of commerce. -- Paul Hawken
  • First you have to spread on the rust performer, then you add a coat of protective enamel, and then you spray on the satin finish so you look good. -- Vinny Testaverde
  • My father, Abe, was a small businessman. For 32 years, he ran an exterminating company. That may explain why our family always associated the smell of roach spray with love. -- Chuck Schumer
  • I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes. -- Flynn Meaney
  • Unite has a great dry shampoo called 7Seconds. After a hot yoga class, when I'm super sweaty I spray this on and my hair comes back to life. Miraculous! -- Jennifer Morrison
  • Humans are part of nature, and nature is one great big wood chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones, and hair. -- Douglas Coupland
  • Safe sex, safe music, safe clothing, safe hair spray, safe ozone layer. Too late! Everything that's been achieved in the history of mankind has been achieved by not being safe. -- Lemmy Kilmister
  • If your fire begins to flame, don't spray water on it, which most people do. Instead, just close your dampers and the fire will go out because fire must have oxygen. -- Johnny Trigg
  • Dialogue in fiction should be reserved for the culminating moments and regarded as the spray into which the great wave of narrative breaks in curving towards the watcher on the shore. -- Edith Wharton
  • There is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, they are persons, they are not some vague idea in the clouds. This God spray does not exist! The three persons exist! -- Pope Francis
  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. -- Dave Barry
  • The spirit of the year, like bacchant crowned, With lighted torch goes careless on his way; And soon bursts into flame the maple's spray, And vines are running fire along the ground. -- Edith M. Thomas
  • I like druggy downtown kids who spray paint walls and trains. I like their lack of training, their primitive technique. I think it hurts you, when you stay too long in school. -- Lou Reed
  • O nightingale, that on yon bloomy spray Warblest at eve, when all the woods are still; Thou with fresh hope the lover's heart dost fill While the jolly hours lead on propitious May. -- John Milton
  • Shepard Fairey, the street artist responsible for President Obama's 'Hope' poster, is now facing vandalism charges in Detroit. It's pretty serious. Detroit officials say the artist's spray paint caused over $9,000 worth of improvements. -- Jimmy Fallon
  • Ava, will you watch your fucking mouth?' he sighs, but there's relief in his voice. I'm half tempted to tell him to fetch the anti-bacterial solution and spray it in my mouth." -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
  • Anger is like gasoline. If you spray it around and somebody lights a match, you've got an inferno. [But] if we can put our anger inside an engine, it can drive us forward. -- Scilla Elworthy
  • I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched -- Janet Evanovich
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