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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. -- Joan Rivers
I've read all of Sarah Waters's novels which have been translated into Korean. -- Park Chan-wook
I'd vote for Mickey Mouse before I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib. -- Paul Johnson
Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life. -- John Oliver
It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, that she never puts dots over her I s, to save ink. -- Horace Walpole
I must point out - Sarah Jessica Parker is not a diva - she's one of these pop culture characters that everybody likes. -- Philip Treacy
In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography. -- Ann Coulter
Sarah Palin is treated like a bimbo sometimes, but she has never given the public the respect they deserve. She acts silly and doesn't know stuff. She didn't even finish her term. -- Gail Collins
At Sarah Lawrence, I realized that everybody was already what they were going to be. The painters were painting, the writers writing, the dancers dancing. And nobody wore any makeup. The art was uppermost. -- Alice Walker
Sarah Vaughan is one of my greatest heroes. She personifies what an artist is all about, taking risks, daring to go beyond the boundaries of safety and convention. It takes courage to share your vulnerability. -- Claron McFadden
Sarah Palin lacked the preparation or temperament to be one heartbeat away from the presidency, but what she possessed in abundance was the ability to inflame political passions and energize the John McCain campaign with star quality. -- Roger Ebert
I was born in Belgium on 6 November 1932. I am married to Mira Nikomarow and have five children: Michele, Anne, Georges, from a first marriage with Esther Dujardin, and Sarah, Helene from a second one with Danielle Vindal. -- Francois Englert
A few words about Sarah Palin: She is one of the most fascinating women I have ever met. She crackles with energy like a live electrical wire and on first meeting gets about three inches from your face. -- Mark McKinnon
My view of Sarah Palin is she is the most dynamic figure maybe in politics, even more in some ways than President Obama, who is a little more scripted than she is. He is great with the teleprompter. -- Rudy Giuliani
Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat Sarah Palin's ignorant nattering on the subject. -- Carl Hiaasen
A lot of those songs are actually about Sarah, who I was recently divorced from about five or six months ago. I'd been seeing her off and on since I was about nineteen, so a lot of those songs are about her. -- Gene Ween
I first saw 'The Dinner Party' in 2007 at the Brooklyn Museum in New York City. While perusing the Heritage Panels, which honor 999 women who have made important contributions to Western history, I came upon the names of two sisters, Sarah and Angelina Grimke. -- Sue Monk Kidd
It is easy to see what many people, women especially, admire about Sarah Palin. Here is a mother of five who can see the bright side of having a child with Down syndrome and still find the time and energy to govern the state of Alaska. -- Sam Harris
I look at the careers of people I'm standing on the shoulders of. People like Lena Horne, Ella Fitzgerald, Sammy Davis Jr., and Sarah Vaughan. These are icons I wanted to emulate, and I feel like they've been holding me up for quite a long time. -- Dionne Warwick
On August 28, 2010, Fox News messiah Glenn Beck hosted a 'Restoring Honor' revival meeting featuring sexy guest star Sarah Palin, much as Bob Hope would roll out Raquel Welch in white go-go boots on his U.S.O. tours to give our fighting men a morale lift in their khakis. -- James Wolcott
Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.' -- Sarah Bernhardt
Sarah Palin's a quitter. -- Jesse Ventura
Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure. -- Michele Bachmann
Tina Fey could run this country before Sarah Palin could! -- Nikki Reed
I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you. -- James K. Polk
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. -- Arthur Baer
Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter. -- Mike Tyson
I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her. -- Nadine Dorries
Nothing is ever lost, Sarah. Nothing that can't be found. -- Stephen King
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild. -- Jon Stewart
I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings. -- Roger Ailes
You are free, you just don't know it" ~Michael to Sarah -- Francine Rivers
Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch. -- Michele Bachmann
I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime. -- Meghan McCain
Dick Wolf was my first boss after coming out of Sarah Lawrence. -- Elisabeth Rohm
Sarah Palin's real quality is that she is her own best creation. -- Julianne Moore
I have students whose fathers are voting for Sarah Palin. It's wild. -- Anne Waldman
I think Sarah Michelle Gellar has done some brilliant work as Buffy. -- Julie Benz
Sarah Vaughan was the Charlie Parker of the vocalists during the 1950s. -- Roy Haynes
Sarah, there's a government inside the government, and I don't control it. -- William J. Clinton
(Sarah Palin's) greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman. -- Wendy Doniger
[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine. -- Camille Paglia
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Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school. -- Bill Maher
It is hard to know what Sarah Palin means in Republican politics anymore. -- Rachel Maddow
Growing up my mother played Sarah Vaughan and Nat Cole in the house regularly. -- Aaron Neville
Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar. -- David Letterman
Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.' -- David Letterman
Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein. -- John Heilemann
I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers. -- Adam Garcia
I spent well over a year on the road with Sarah Vaughn. That was amazing. -- Jan Hammer
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. -- Bill Maher
Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina! -- George Lopez
Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.' -- Bill Maher
Sarah Palin knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America. -- John McCain
In choosing Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has chosen for the future. -- Rudy Giuliani
Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part. -- Andy Borowitz
Any party that would put Sarah Palin up on a pedestal will never have my support. -- Jesse Ventura
You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you. -- Jon Stewart
I do have to give it up for Sarah Palin on one account. She is brave. -- Adam McKay
Donald Trump said it was his idea for [Sarah] Palin to bring up her son at the rally. -- Chris Hayes
As much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism. -- Jessica Valenti
They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip. -- David Letterman
Sarah: "Not bad. You look almost human." Lena: "Thanks." Sarah: "I said almost." Lena: "Well, then, almost thanks. -- Lauren Oliver
Sarah: That's not fair! Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? -- Terry Jones
This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English. -- Bill Maher
I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics. -- Jen Kirkman
I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There`s great joy to know them. -- John McCain
John McCain famously has been incredibly loyal to Sarah Palin ever since he picked her as his running mate. -- Rachel Maddow
He likes driving very fast on the wrong side of the road," said Sarah. "Which I can completely understand. -- Hilary McKay
Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids. -- Bill Maher
As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don't want Sarah Palin to be president. -- Bill Maher
Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for. -- David Letterman
Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you. -- David Letterman
I look up to Andrea Boccelli and Sarah Brightman. The best part about 'America's Got Talent' was performing with her! -- Jackie Evancho
It was fascinating listening to this wonderful biologist, Sarah Allen Miller, speak of her relationship to these beings for 20 years. -- Terry Tempest Williams
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Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.' -- Bill Maher
My passion for Sarah had killed simple lust forever. Never again would I be able to enjoy a woman without love. -- Graham Greene
There is great variation in brain power all the way from Einstien on one hand to Sarah Palin on the other. -- Richard Dawkins
I saw that with Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin in 2008. I mean, I came away from the 2008 campaign feeling really icky. -- Kellyanne Conway
In the tradition of great female artists, Karla Bonoff, Bonnie Raitt, Christine McVie, Shawn Colvin, Sarah McLachlan....now enter Maia Sharp. -- Art Garfunkel
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Sarah had a saying: Der gleichster veg iz ful mit shtainer." "What's it mean?" "The smoothest way is sometimes full of stones. -- Julie Orringer
The broader question if Sarah Palin becomes vice president, will she be shortchanging her kids or will she be shortchanging the country? -- Amy Robach
Sarah turned around and there standing just a few feet from her was the legend himself, and he was far from disappointing. -- C.A. Pruit
I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. -- Libba Bray
The backlash to [Sarah] Palin`s comments was swift, with veterans and veterans` groups criticizing the apparent politicization of post-traumatic stress disorder. -- Chris Hayes
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. -- Paula Poundstone
Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.' -- John F. Kerry
What about Sarah Palin. Donald Trump had suggested she would be in his cabinet if he won. Is she going to be in? -- Megyn Kelly
According to Sarah, who had gone two years ago, prom was famous for being an overpriced disappointment where most people had no fun. -- Cammie McGovern
John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palin's ignorance of public affairs is monumental. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
Sarah Palin embarrasses herself almost immediately upon opening her mouth to speak or upon moving her fingers to send messages to her dull flock. -- Henry Rollins
I actually prepared Vice President Biden for his debate in the last election. I played Sarah Palin. It's a little tough debating a woman. -- Jennifer Granholm
John McCains choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palins ignorance of public affairs is monumental. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago... because she's going to have the nuclear code. -- Matt Damon
Her [Sarah Palin] son went to Iraq under George W. Bush, but it gives us a chance to explain what post-traumatic stress disorder is. -- Jon Soltz
Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. -- Rachel Maddow
One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? -- Brian Posehn
If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane. -- Bill Maher
If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not. -- Megyn Kelly
I think that Sarah Palin really missed the chance to educate the public on what some of the challenges her son is actually facing. -- Jon Soltz
I don't usually admire Sarah Palin, but when she was making fun of this 'hopey changey stuff,' she was right: there was nothing there. -- Noam Chomsky
I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person. -- Lewis Black
The [Sarah ]Palin endorsement as sort of vouching for Donald Trump is all about. She is the sort of tribune of not conservatism as ideology. -- Chris Hayes
I think if we really break it down and talk about post-traumatic stress disorder, it`s very different than the way Sarah Palin explained it. -- Jon Soltz
Of course, Republicans still can't believe that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. But then Democrats can't believe that Sarah Palin wrote a book. -- Jay Leno
John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox. -- David Letterman
Wacko Glenn Beck is a sad answer to the Sarah Palin endorsement that [Ted] Cruz so desperately wanted. Glenn is a failing, crying, lost soul. -- Donald Trump
Let's not forget, Sarah Palin may not have a golden touch, but, she gave Christine O'Donnell candidate a big touch that got her over the top. -- Chris Matthews
What Sarah brings to the part is her intelligence, at the same time, she's got that hormonal, idiosyncratic goofiness that makes Buffy not just the Terminator. -- Joss Whedon
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one? -- Robin Williams
They determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.' -- Jay Leno
The United States ranks 14th in the world in education. Even if we subtract Sarah Palin's test scores, it only bumps us to third. Damn you, Finland! -- Christopher Titus
Sarah Palin is an attractive candidate, but based on her background, she only was governor for what, two years. I don`t think she passed that test. -- Dick Cheney
Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin. They know that she's a role model to women and other - and reformers all over America. She's a reformer. -- John McCain
With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000. -- Jay Leno
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