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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! -- Paul Lynde
When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box. -- Anne Rice
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. -- Jim Carrey
Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597. -- Victoria Wood
When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food. When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat. -- Paul Prudhomme
I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one or two cans of Red Bull, there'll be cold McDonald's and jam sandwiches with several cakes. -- Jamie Oliver
I lived at home and I cycled every morning to the railway station to travel by train to Johannesburg followed by a walk to the University, carrying sandwiches for my lunch and returning in the evening the same way. -- Sydney Brenner
Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same. -- Andy Roddick
I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it. -- Dylan Moran
Enjoy every sandwich. -- Warren Zevon
Too few people understand a really good sandwich. -- James Beard
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. -- Jack Benny
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. -- Mary Kay Ash
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. -- Sol Wachtler
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body -- George Carlin
They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch. -- Roy Keane
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. -- Vance Havner
You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer. -- Jim Butcher
You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America. it's all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches. -- Anne Dudley
There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff, enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines. -- Ronald Steel
The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half way to being crispy - and there's lots of it - and enough brown sauce to trickle down your arm. You've not really enjoyed a bacon sandwich unless 10 minutes later you're still licking your wrists. -- Howard Jacobson
Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest -- Diana Wynne Jones
He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. -- Lance Bass
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts. -- Peter Dinklage
I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things. -- Lady Gaga
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. -- Neneh Cherry
The argument that all Jews have a heartfelt investment in the state of Israel is untrue. Some have a heartfelt investment in corned beef sandwiches. -- Judith Butler
I always eat mac and cheese. That's what I'm known for, just very simple food: sandwiches, French fries, very unhealthy, but yeah that's what I eat. -- Bethany Mota
I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping. -- Helen Fielding
When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt. -- Sylvester Stallone
Being on the road is no excuse for having a poor diet. I don't like fast food, but if I have to, I'll order three plain grilled chicken sandwiches and throw out the buns. -- Triple H
My best nutrition tip is to eat things you like that are low in calories and fat. Some of my favorites are chicken, rice, assorted veggies, egg white omelets, turkey sandwiches and protein shakes. -- Nate Holland
I'm not intelligent. I'm not arrogant. I'm just like the people who read my books. I used to have a jazz club, and I made the cocktails and I made the sandwiches. I didn't want to become a writer - it just happened. -- Haruki Murakami
One of the pleasures of staying with friends is that you get to browse their shelves. I always arrive with a book, but I almost never read it. It would be like sitting at their dinner table and opening a packet of sandwiches. -- Simon Hoggart
I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic. -- Rachael Ray
I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese - big mistake. Here I am trying to be healthy and I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches and french fries every day, having mad eruptions all over my face. -- Wesley Snipes
I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.' -- Helen Fielding
Everyone prefers some foods over others, but some adults take this tendency to an extreme. These people tend to prefer the kinds of bland food they may have enjoyed as children - such as plain or buttered pasta, macaroni and cheese, cheese pizza, French fries and grilled cheese sandwiches - and to restrict their eating to just a few dishes. -- Andrew Weil
I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old and that was the joke. You intern there and you think man, I'm going to be with the writers and the great comedians. Then you're getting everybody sandwiches and then the doors close and then all the great creatives are doing the work. -- Jake Johnson
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. -- Peter Kay
Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread. -- Cynthia Lewis
I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. -- Anna Nicole Smith
I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches. -- Chuck Feeney
sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between. -- Jennifer Stone
Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he's the tallest man I've ever seen! (Pam) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes, and butter sandwiches. -- Frank Iero
I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones. -- Taron Egerton
If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches. -- John Boyd Orr
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread. -- Jeff Mauro
It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches. -- Adam Brown
A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. -- Chic Murray
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. -- Thom Yorke
We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup. -- Joan Greenwood
I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches! -- Preity Zinta
I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen. -- Danielle de Niese
It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. -- Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.
A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness. -- Allen Ginsberg
I have a saying: 'I'm good for three things: making fried bologna sandwiches, making money and picking out good movies.' -- Tyler James Williams
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. -- Jay Leno
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. -- Jozy Altidore
Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around. -- Amy Poehler
We made love like we made grilled cheese sandwiches. Did the sandwiches cause us to have sex? Did one bullet lead to WWI? -- Jarod Kintz
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple -- Neil Simon
We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same. -- Jarod Kintz
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There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches. -- Frank Carson
The three of us met to discuss dinner over sandwiches, and I decided I liked them. The sandwiches, not the people. I hated those fucking people. -- Jarod Kintz
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace. -- Elisha Lim
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches. -- Daniel Handler
Blue was a fanciful, but sensible thing. Like a platypus, or one of those sandwiches that had been cut into circles for a fancy tea party. -- Maggie Stiefvater
Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" -- Rick Riordan
Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! -- Rick Riordan
I grew up a vegetarian. Then, because I grew up in the states, I started slowly eating meat. First it was bologna sandwiches, or pepperoni on pizza. -- Padma Lakshmi
The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single. -- Stephen King
My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus? -- Rick Riordan
When my father was posted to Malaysia, we'd take bacon-and-egg sandwiches in our backpacks and go hiking in the jungle or make bamboo rafts to sail down rivers. -- Rory Stewart
Jamie, you know, you could go clear around the world and still come home wondering if the tuna fish sandwiches at Chock Full O'Nuts still cost thirty-five cents. -- E. L. Konigsburg
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. -- Seanan McGuire
I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches. -- Seanan McGuire
I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that. -- Katie Pavlich
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society. -- Thom Yorke
I survived on sandwiches, and I was on stage every night for six years of my life. I was working 16 hours a day between class, rehearsal, being on stage. -- Thierry Mugler
South Richmond was a neighborhood of mouse holes, lace curtains, Sears catalogs, measles epidemics, baloney sandwiches- and men who knew more about the carburetor than they knew about the clitoris. -- Tom Robbins
I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too. -- Lexi Thompson
My favorite splurges are cheese pizza with hot peppers, Haagen-Dazs maple-walnut ice cream, Giant brand ice cream sandwiches, and fire sticks - those hot candies the size of a three-inch ruler. -- Lindsay Wagner
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich. -- Jessica Simpson
There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and still use his creel largely to transport sandwiches and beer -- John D. Voelker
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwiches? All-encompassingly... -- Mitch Hedberg
Our brains are wired to interpret shapes as faces and bodies. That's why people see the Virgin Mary in the clouds or even in cheese sandwiches. It's your cytoplasm, not some strange ectoplasm. -- Seth Shostak
So here we are, talking about Roman unicycles and alien sandwiches and my sisterâ??s Italian misfortunes, while hanging in between us is: MY EPIC FAILURE TO CARPE. Whatâ??s wrong with me? -- Laini Taylor
We must agree on what matters: kissing in public places, bacon sandwiches, disagreement, cutting-edge fashion, literature, generosity, water, a more equitable distribution of the world's resources, movies, music, freedom of thought, beauty, love. -- Salman Rushdie
The inspector ate only two of my tiny sandwiches: the first because he hadnt expected it to taste so awful; the second, I think, because hed thought surely the first must have been a mistake. -- Karen Marie Moning
I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked. -- Channing Tatum

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