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Room service? Send up a larger room. -- Groucho Marx
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. -- Henny Youngman
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. -- Don Rickles
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Pharrell Williams
Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning. -- Jenny McCarthy
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. -- Jimmy Carr
I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer beach resorts with room service. -- Anne Lamott
There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead. -- David Mamet
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning. -- Drew Barrymore
Room service. You like me fluff pillow? -- Triple H
I get excited about room-service menus! I really do. -- Colin Farrell
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? -- Jim McMahon
I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service. -- Erma Bombeck
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. -- Bill Maher
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
He was feeling buoyant, flexible. He wanted to go jogging. He stood. He couldn't go jogging. He called room service and ordered a basket of breads and pastries. -- Dave Eggers
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me. -- Bob Hope
I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service. -- Robert Pattinson
After 9/11, I was like many people in New York City and got a little depressed. I began to check myself into The Waldorf Astoria for room service, movies and just to chill. I wanted to contribute to the great city of Manhattan. -- Kristin Chenoweth
In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service. -- Clive James
Oh, we've had our share of hotels bein' smashed and all, but that was a long time ago. You get lousy room service... I mean, there's no use throwin' a TV set out the window for the sake of throwin' a TV set out the window. But if you get a lousy picture then you have an excuse -- Angus Young
As I was whizzing around the United States on yet another demented book tour, getting up at four in the morning to catch planes, doing two cities a day, eating the Pringle food object out of the mini-bar at night as I crawled around on the hotel room floor, too tired even to phone room service, I thought, 'There must be a better way of doing this'. -- Margaret Atwood
I love room service! -- Cindy Margolis
When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out. -- Jacquelyn Jablonski
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I need to be very isolated to write, and unfortunately isolation is often quite difficult to find. My ideal writing environment would be a country house hotel in the middle of nowhere, with full room service. -- Kate Atkinson
I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you - you wait at an airport, your flight's delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed. -- Brian Setzer
I don't understand why people expect tips. In hotels you order food in your room, and it's already more expensive from the room service menu, so it's a cheek to expect a tip on top. I do sometimes reward good service, but it should be at my discretion, and I'm not going to be held to ransom. -- Bernard Hill
I lived at the Gramercy Park Hotel for about 10 years. It was terrific. It was a pleasantly run-down hotel of the '70s and '80s with a mix of older, rent-controlled apartment dwellers, Europeans and new wave and punk bands. The room service was great, the hamburger was terrific, and they had a doctor who made house calls. -- Paul Shaffer
Service is the rent that you pay for room on this earth. -- Shirley Chisholm
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. -- Muhammad Ali
The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth. -- Wilfred Grenfell
There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service. -- Linda Sunshine
Most Sunday magazines, with the New York Times as an exception, are kind of sleepy, weekend service vehicles to move living room products. -- David Talbot
You eat the room service employees every time?" Denise asked, shocked. "Of course. But don't fret on their behalf. I always tip well. -- Jeaniene Frost
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service." -- Jimmy Carr
The Ritz in London has an old-fashioned charm, with waiters wearing tails and white gloves. The dining room is exquisite, with immaculate service and ornate details. -- Anton du Beke
As a model, it's a gypsy kind of life: living in hotels, working all the time, ordering room service instead of cooking for yourself. There's absolutely no nest-building. -- Eva Herzigova
Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs. -- Fran Lebowitz
I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control. -- Roseanne Barr

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