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Records are just moments of achievement. They're like receipts for work done. Time goes on and people keep playing music. -- Bill Laswell
There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You know, I want to wait until I'm in a court. -- Patty Hearst
I met a lot of young girls modelling and they were like, 'Oh, I'm running around town and people are taking my picture', while I was saving receipts and learning how to be self-employed. -- Christina Hendricks
Applause is a receipt, not a bill. -- Dale Carnegie
How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ? -- P. T. Barnum
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. -- Kin Hubbard
Ah, words are poor receipts for what time hath stole away... -- John Clare
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. -- Groucho Marx
The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all. -- William Penn
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt. -- Jay Leno
I run my operation like a family business. I sign every check, every receipt, I'm not tough, but I'm strong. -- Ivana Trump
You go back and tell Brigham Young that I'll give up the Lord's money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner. -- Samuel Brannan
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta -- Dave Barry
I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the president is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town. -- William Howard Taft
The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money -- Robert Byrd
There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment. -- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
I suffered most inconvenience from the difficulty of getting news from the civilised world down river, from the irregularity of receipt of letters, parcels of books and periodicals, and towards the latter part of my residence from ill health arising from bad and insufficient food. -- Henry Walter Bates
Mankind accepts good fortune as his due, but when bad occurs, he thinks it was aimed at him, done to him, a hex, a curse, a punishment by his deity for some transgression, as though his god were a petty storekeeper, counting up the day's receipts. -- Sheri S. Tepper
If someone walked along any high street anywhere in London, and probably anywhere in the country, and looked into a letting agency, they would see a sign saying, 'No benefits here.' In other words, anyone in receipt of a state benefit is not allowed to apply for a private rented flat from that agent. -- Jeremy Corbyn
The agent never receipts his bill, puts his hat on and bows himself out. He stays around forever, not only for as long as you can write anything that anyone will buy, but as long as anyone will buy any portion of any right to anything that you ever did write. He just takes ten per cent of your life. -- Raymond Chandler
As you submit your wills to God, you are giving Him the only thing you can actually give Him that is really yours to give. Don't wait too long to find the altar or to begin to place the gift of your wills upon it! No need to wait for a receipt; the Lord has His own special ways of acknowledging. -- Neal A. Maxwell
When it comes to reforming MPs' expenses, the answer is simply to keep it simple: show us receipts as they're claimed and, where there are abuses, enforce the law. -- Heather Brooke
The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money. -- Robert Byrd
I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town. -- William Howard Taft
I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis and glue your receipts into the book month by month? The more money I made, the more complicated things got. -- Heidi Klum
Typing and read receipts make a lot of sense for messaging. You write a letter, you put it in an envelope, you send it to a friend, and you want to know when they get it. It's like FedEx - they let you know when the package gets dropped off. -- Evan Spiegel
As a single parent, I had become tyrannical in order to survive, and anything I couldn't control caused me enormous anxiety. As a naturally untidy, disorganised man who never made lists or kept receipts, morphing into someone who could take care of a toddler on his own may have caused me to overcompensate a little. -- Simon Van Booy
Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts. -- Jay Leno
Higher projected corporate and personal income tax receipts and lower public debt charges. -- Ralph Goodale
On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns. -- Dara O Briain
The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume, but a good stomach excels them all; to which nothing contributes more than industry and temperance. -- Michel de Montaigne
The first forms of writing emerged not for art, literature, or love, not for spiritual or liturgical purposes, but for business--all literature could be said to originate from sales receipts (sorry). -- Daniel Levitin

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