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Random things make me laugh. -- Sandra Bernhard
Random violence is incredibly infectious -- Nicholas D. Kristof
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Random, meaningless groups can adopt an us-versus-them mentality. -- Alexandra Robbins
Random chance plays a huge part in everybody's life. -- Gary Gygax
Random questions are the least random of all questions. -- John Green
Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw -- Robert A. Heinlein
Random numbers should not be generated with a method chosen at random -- Donald Knuth
Random political acts produce random political results. Why waste even a rock? -- Abbie Hoffman
Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question. -- Tucker Max
Random acts of kindness and the desire to do the best job possible lead to trust. -- Jeffrey Gitomer
Random Roles? Oh, I saw Virginia Madsen do this the other day! You see? I'm paying attention! -- Rob Lowe
I've evolved in my writing to tell a more emotional story - my publisher, Random House, has urged that. -- Alan Furst
A journey of observation must leave as much as possible to chance. Random movement is the best plan for maximum observation -- Tahir Shah
I sell my first book to Random House, a memoir of my years as a war photographer, for twice my NBC salary. -- Deborah Copaken Kogan
I sell my first book to Random House, a memoir of my years as a war photographer, for twice my NBC salary. -- Deborah Copaken Kogan
Ill met by moonlight,' said Deirdre.'You could still be tied to a stake,' said Random, and she did not reply. -- Roger Zelazny
Every rock or molotov cocktail thrown should make a very obvious political point. Random violence produces random propaganda results. Why waste even a rock? -- Abbie Hoffman
You're listening to [the songs on Random Access Memories] and they're future classics. They've brought the sound of something that's been lost for a long time. -- Todd Edwards
Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe---in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself. -- Robert A. Heinlein
Random thoughts that fly away. Where words has no place to stay. Let it be right where they are. Let the work of art preserve its life. -- Diana Rose Morcilla
I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it"¦. -- Robert Anton Wilson
I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me. -- Andy Samberg
Random thought fills the streambed, cascading with care and spilling over the flood plain until bifurcation forces it to arc and fork into a single, determined stream. -- Lorii Myers
Ragnor and Catarina both begged him to give the instrument up. Random strangers on the street begged him to give the instrument up. Even cats ran away from him. -- Cassandra Clare
Random? You'Â?Â?d almost think we were dealing with an identifiable enemy motivated by a distinct ideology that is drawn verbatim from a particular belief system'Â?Â?s scriptures. Nah . . . -- Andrew C. McCarthy
My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky." -- Jimmy Carr
It was not until I began to write a book called 'Light Years' that an editor really stepped in. The editor was Joe Fox at Random House, and he wound up editing a subsequent book. -- James Salter
I take it you know my companion?" Oh,yes!" said Savage, his smile disappearing. "We know all about Ruby Journey. Please don't let her kill anyone important. Or set fire to anything." Your reputation precedes you," Random said dryly to Ruby. -- Simon R. Green
After Ann Godoff, who was editor-in-chief at Random House, left and went to Viking, I got to know Viking and the people there, and liked them very much. I also found a wonderful editor there, Wendy Wolf. It's a very congenial press. -- Elaine Pagels
FLAMINGO!! -- katie
Seeing is believing -- Alyson Noel
Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. -- Don Roff
Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow? -- Elizabeth Duivenvoorde
I like food. -- Eissa Abdulrehman
Fries Before Guys -- Juliet Quill
What's my age again? -- Blink-182
Don't bruise the Foo! -- Christopher Moore
It's just.... you know -- Jackson Browne
Don't fucking quote me! -- Roni Batti Kajou
Act first, explain later. -- Dan Brown
Insane means fewer cameras! -- Ally Carter
Half is 15%, if 30% is 100%. -- Jarod Kintz
Hand me my pants, -- Michael Grant
I can grow a pair. -- Madeline Downs
Sunshine gives me a headache -- Rainbow Rowell
People in hell want snowcones. -- Nora Roberts
Thanks, but my name is Gracias. -- Jarod Kintz
Look up, always. Look back, never. -- Karen Quan
Everything's just fucking Disney with you. -- Nenia Campbell
Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. -- Don Roff
Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance -- Richard Dawkins
Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic. -- Green Elephant Girl
I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly. -- Dan Howell
Every life is a unique random business -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
If you fall, I'll be the there -- Floor
up is a Movie and a direction -- N.A
They own a shop of exotic jam. -- Gina Marinello-Sweeney
Even the pro prastinator should never procrastinate joy. -- VEERA PRATAP DESU
Party at in my mind, you're place sucks -- Brooke Bida
Maybe life is random, but I doubt it. -- Steven Tyler
Well blow me down with a solar flare. -- Nenia Campbell
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible -- George Burns
Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things. -- James Dashner
Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u... -- Stephan
I will never fit in becauseI wasn't meant to -- Cher Lloyd
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE -- Kresley Cole
YOU SMELL OF BRIMSTONE AND BUTTHOLE! BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE! -- Navessa Allen
People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for. -- Crystal Woods
I love the fashion which is out of fashion. -- Megha Khare
I can't save you unless you save me, too. -- Karen Quan
My internal voice raised its decibel level. Sam O. Same -- Jarod Kintz
Her memories were beads jumbled loose in a box, unstrung. -- Kate Maloy
Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler. -- Jarod Kintz
You can tell he's mexican because of his chinese eyes. -- Madeline Downs
If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive. -- Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! -- James Dashner
She told you to G.T.F.O. over text???? -- Elizabeth Duivenvoorde
The enemy of my enemy is my friend . - Vincent -- Penelope King
You are who you are, when NO ONE is LOOKING -- Weas
Why are we learning about the past, when this is History? -- Galinda Glinda
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! -- Rick Riordan
I believe life is an intelligent thing: that things aren't random. -- Steve Jobs
Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death. -- Richard Laymon
In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. -- J.R. Rim
Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context. -- John Wyndham
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK. -- Nicole McKay
I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind -- Joshua Wright
I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some. -- Jarod Kintz
Sometimes you just need to embrace your inner dorkiness, weirdness, and craziness. -- Chai Lee Tum
You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it. -- Tommie Vaughn
Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON! -- Lindsey Johnson
Yeah? Well, if there's anything worse than a whore it's a bore. -- Charles Bukowski
My mom gave me life, so I gave her batteries. AA batteries. -- Jarod Kintz
Never be too confident or doubtful when everything is uncertain in life. -- VEERA PRATAP DESU
The rooftop of the mouth is where the chest must sing love songs. -- Jarod Kintz
You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket. -- Nicole McKay
Peace cannot be achieved; they have to be plucked out of their pod. -- A.G. Phillips
Never be too confident or ndomdoubtful when everything is uncertain in this world. -- VEERA PRATAP DESU
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. -- Nicole McKay
Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. -- Andrew Smith
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. -- Nicole McKay
A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman. -- Jarod Kintz
Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed! -- Jarod Kintz
Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. -- Nicole McKay
She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch. -- Nenia Campbell
Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't. -- Robert Asprin
Twelve thousand seven hundred and fifty-four dollars and three cents in coins, from six centuries. -- Kami Garcia
Marie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch? -HORSE -- Joanna Wylde
The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience. -- David C. Holley
There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out. -- Jarod Kintz
Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup. -- Jarod Kintz
Be that as it may, it may be maybe, or it may be May, Bee. -- Jarod Kintz
There's always light at the end of the tunnel... just pray it's not a train. -- Fanfiction.net
It'd be great if I actually got to have sex while being a slut. -ALYSSA -- C.M. Owens
The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone. -- J.R. Rim
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -- Diane Arbus
Psht, as if. You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? -JEN -- Quinn Loftis
I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets. -- Turcois Ominek
It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it. -- Jarod Kintz

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