Crystal Woods quotes:

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart.

I'll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters.

Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.

Many have balls but only a few have heart.

I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too.

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.

The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.

I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it.

The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.

Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me.

Every time I thought to, I wrote about you.

What you think, what you eat, and what you see today, shapes who you will be tomorrow.

(On getting married at 19) We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead.

It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight.

She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened.

I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now.

(When)When you call me nugget.When you take pictures of me.When you dance.When you complement me.When you laugh.When your eyes squint as you smile.When we make love when we're sick.I fall more in love with you.

My spirit is free. My heart is taken.

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.

Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.

At the end of the day, we're all striving to be touched, somehow.

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.

Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow.

Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.

When all the fights stop, so does the passion.

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.

When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.

I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.

Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.

People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites.

Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball.

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.

Write like no one is reading.

She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none.

Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.

Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.

I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.

People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.

Never believe the beautiful. Trust me on this.

Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.

Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up.

Was I on something? Yes, love. The strongest drug there is.