David C. Holley quotes:

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  • The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

  • Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?

  • If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.

  • Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

  • Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.

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